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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Hot out today.

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Fuck My Ass
hey op how's the wife and kids? *clicks lock on hellcat and it beeps*




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
*walks outside*

*neighbor's dog is stuck to my dog, spinning around in a circle*

we-he-hell op, guess we're gonna be having a litter of mutts soon!

Fuck My Ass
I'm the dude on the block with a real hot wife with no kids. a lake house and a hellcat




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Heard it's supposed to rain later.

Peg Sliderskew
Do you know who owns the hellcat parked in my space? Doesn't anyone pay attention to the designated parking?



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City of Glompton

hi *scurries inside without making eye contact*


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

HaveARottenDay

Haha heeey neighbor! I went ahead and put a google map view of the property lines in your mailbox so you can avoid mowing into our yard next time. No big deal! Say did you watch ~that big game~ last nigh.. oh your going inside-just watch the yard lines next time kay? Good talk!

Manifisto


say did the trash guys come early this week?

it, uh, seems like they came early, they're usually right on time

you could set your watch by them, heh heh

not that I would, I don't wear a watch anymore

seems like people don't wear them so much

you know, because of, uh, cell phones

*trails off, squints up at sky for a while*


ty nesamdoom!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
**nervously measures grass height to everyone else's, so as to not appear over eager to mow the grass and yet at the same time, hoping like heck to not look like he doesn't care**

Hi, neighbor! I uh, got some of your mail. **hands over totally and obviously marked package labelled FLESHLIGHT DELUXE** I signed for it because you weren't home and I figured you'd do the same for me if my High Times copy accidently ended up your way haha! Welp anyways I gotta run *literally runs*

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Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

i am he

*grilling hamburgers voice* what do you think of my lawn

cda

by Hand Knit
*appraising lawn voice* nice hamburgers

Macnult

[steps out of shed to find all of my neighbors outside interacting with each other]

"was that stuff laced?" I hopefully thought to myself

SniperWoreConverse



Yeah it is getting a little long, huh. Well I'll get on it soon, have a few things to get done first tho

*installs locking mailbox*
*installs extra deadbolts*
*begins moving extremely nondescript packages into the house*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

FutonForensic

50 years ago: hey neighbor, can i borrow a cup of sugar? god bless

today: hey there neighbor, give me some sugar, sexually. we're an amoral generation. it's like we live on a cum-de-sac, am i right. i will see you tonight at the secret rally, where we will take turns dumping cups of sugar on the national flag, and pictures of our forefathers


Fuck My Ass
anybody want to go down to my lakehouse this weekend




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

cda

by Hand Knit

FutonForensic posted:

50 years ago: hey neighbor, can i borrow a cup of sugar? god bless

today: hey there neighbor, give me some sugar, sexually. we're an amoral generation. it's like we live on a cum-de-sac, am i right. i will see you tonight at the secret rally, where we will take turns dumping cups of sugar on the national flag, and pictures of our forefathers

Boba_Fetus

anime comes to life and kisses me on the lips

gently caress My rear end posted:

hey op how's the wife and kids? *clicks lock on hellcat and it beeps*

hey man nice hell cat. I drive a mustang and get pussy on the reg

birds


*closes garage door the instant i see my neighbor pulling into his driveway*


thanks hogge wild!

Fuck My Ass

Boba_Fetus posted:

hey man nice hell cat. I drive a mustang and get pussy on the reg




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Macnult

gently caress My rear end posted:

anybody want to go down to my lakehouse this weekend

sure

Fuck My Ass

Boba_Fetus posted:

hey man nice hell cat. I drive a mustang and get pussy on the reg

you down for coming over to my place sometime we can toss back some brews and pressure wash my drive way




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I'm the poor person living on the block buy I love red meat so everybody probably likes me

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
*strolls around the cul-de-sac pushing a charcoal grill affixed to a shopping cart*

Yall want any meat?

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
How about this weather? Hot enough for ya?

vanisher

Hey! You guys catch that bug going around? My whole family is coughing and sneezing up a stor...

(neighbors rush into their homes, locking of doors is heard)

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
This heat... it's unbearable... what have we done to offend the gods?

High on the hog, 90's style.

Peg Sliderskew
That's it, I'm calling the HOA about the hellcat parked over three spaces!



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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

hockey jockey posted:

That's it, I'm calling the HOA about the hellcat parked over three spaces!

I'm more impressed than offended, considering the three spaces aren't even next to each other. I would call the local news or take a picture, but both my phone and camera have melted from this unbelievable heat.

It's a scorcher today.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Professor Shark

*Spends days contemplating how to bring up the idea of having a regular Neighborhood Key Party at the next Summer Block Party*

birds


what the...no...another hellcat? seriously?


thanks hogge wild!

alnilam

lawn

google THIS

The folks who just moved in up the street are *looks around furtively* black but they seem all right.

alnilam

Ther goes the neighborhood!! *the houses and the land they're on have been uprooted and are being transported thru the air by alien ships*

Manifisto


say do any of you folks wonder who's making that clanging racket at all hours? geez it sounds like someone is starting an illegal blacksmithing business. it's so weird, it sounds like it's coming from my garage sometimes, must be some trick of acoustics. anyway just wondering whether you folks have any leads or were contemplating legal action or anything like that. oh and also curious if any of you need anything made out of chainmail, I know a guy.


ty nesamdoom!

FutonForensic

alnilam posted:

Ther goes the neighborhood!! *the houses and the land they're on have been uprooted and are being transported thru the air by alien ships*

give me back my 3 bed 3 bath you green alien fucks


treasure bear

*smiles weakly, terror in my eyes*

i am he

life is good in the 'sac

Fuck My Ass
is out enjoying this gorgeous day washing and waxing his hellcat




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Peg Sliderskew

gently caress My rear end posted:

is out enjoying this gorgeous day washing and waxing his hellcat

Watching surreptitiously from behind my curtain and muttering about neighbours from hell(cat)



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