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The neighborhood pets have long since died of heatstroke, their bones bleaching in the unforgiving sunlight. Travelers from distant neighborhoods tell fables of the rain that is "coming tomorrow". Tomorrow never comes. |
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Hey new neighbor, which floor plan did you pick? Nice, I got the one that is all bathrooms. What? Sure that is a thing! Who do you think you are to tell me which rooms in my house I can or can't do my business in!?!
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Apr 14, 2017 23:08
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C'mon Bill, you know i'm on my own in this place, that's why I took the old tire swing off the pepper tree when I moved in. Yeah it is a lot of room for one person, that's part of why I got it. Yeah good talking to you, I got some stuff to take care of real quick. *sounds of what must be nails being hammered into hardwood floors starts and continues for hours* |
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Apr 15, 2017 00:39
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JackBadass posted:The neighborhood pets have long since died of heatstroke, their bones bleaching in the unforgiving sunlight. Travelers from distant neighborhoods tell fables of the rain that is "coming tomorrow". Tomorrow never comes. ---------------- |
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Apr 15, 2017 00:42
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Good morning Blexter, did you know the heat death of the universe is a plausible ultimate fate of the universe, in which the universe has diminished to a state of no thermodynamic free energy, and therefore can no longer sustain processes that increase entropy? *pauses* Oh hey, nice begonias, those are lovely!
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Apr 15, 2017 01:19
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*is an old Italian woman sweeping the side walk* Spaghetti and meatballs everybody! |
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Apr 15, 2017 01:26
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im the guy who takes his trash cans in 3 days after the garbage men come
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Apr 15, 2017 01:34
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City of Glompton posted:Good morning Blexter, did you know the heat death of the universe is a plausible ultimate fate of the universe, in which the universe has diminished to a state of no thermodynamic free energy, and therefore can no longer sustain processes that increase entropy? *whips out slide rule, manipulates it a few times, strokes chin thoughtfully* (muttering to self) hmmm checks out . . . dangit probably should have gone with impatiens after all . . . |
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Apr 15, 2017 01:36
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birds posted:im the guy who takes his trash cans in 3 days after the garbage men come Garbage day! heh just referring to that classic scene from silent night deadly night 2 neighbor not gonna shoot you or anything heh |
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Apr 15, 2017 01:46
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*climbs on the roof* *precisely orients based on stars* *blinks flashlight on and off for 43 1/3 minutes* *climbs down and immediately goes inside and locks doors* |
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Apr 15, 2017 01:59
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Gay Weed Dad posted:*is an old Italian woman sweeping the side walk* mama mia lol |
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Apr 15, 2017 03:03
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hey neighborts having a cook out this weekend everybody is invited
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Apr 15, 2017 03:12
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Hey losers, I'm back from Europe. Slideshow at my digs tonight at 8. Bring a loving snack. |
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Apr 15, 2017 05:22
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Hey losers, I'm back from Europe. Slideshow at my digs tonight at 8. Bring a loving snack. where did you go in europe? i went a month ago
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Apr 15, 2017 05:29
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poo poo dude. I went all over. Upper places, and back down to lower places. |
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Apr 15, 2017 05:35
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lol oh gently caress i thought this was the chat thread
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Apr 15, 2017 05:36
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No dude, it's real life. By the way, what's that smell coming out of your place? |
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Apr 15, 2017 05:42
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drives up in hellcat plastered with characters from obscure anime Hey neighbor, were you the one that needed a lyft? Oh, good. Do you like anime by chance?
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Apr 15, 2017 07:30
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In a distant time, a group of space explorers from a distant world land on a planet, barren and dead, devoid of all but scorched rock and dust. Long ago, perhaps life flourished on this rock, but now it is forsaken by all but the unforgiving onslaught of the brutal star it orbits, like an abusive spouse assaulting the one who has become too dependent and afraid to leave. The explorers attempt to find anything of value, any sign of a time long past that may point to what went wrong, but their attempt is in vain. The only thing here is heat, and a hellcat melted to the ground. High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Apr 15, 2017 07:34
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birds posted:im the guy who takes his trash cans in 3 days after the garbage men come I'm the neighbor who purposefully drags the trash and recycling bins out to the street on completely wrong days just to see how many other neighbors see the bins out and forget when trash day is and put theirs out too.
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Apr 15, 2017 10:58
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I'm the neighbour who puts all their trash in your bin, neatly circumventing the whole problem. It's mainly leftover chicken and broken glass this week, sorry!
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Apr 15, 2017 11:15
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bob you've had my drat drill for six months
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Apr 15, 2017 12:57
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hockey jockey posted:I'm the neighbour who puts all their trash in your bin, neatly circumventing the whole problem. I'm the neighbor putting my entire bins in your bins, like the whole containers, just stacking them up, and taking them to the street. - The city "Are you trying to recycle your trash bin and throw away your recycling bin?" - You "Umm what?" - Me *Calls the city* "Someone stole my bins!"
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Apr 15, 2017 13:23
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*Does all of these things at all times* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0IbEnvsy18 |
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Apr 15, 2017 22:29
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SniperWoreConverse posted:*Does all of these things at all times* Hey neighbor I like Tom Waits as well |
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Apr 15, 2017 23:03
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I'm that neighbor that brings all your trash cans up to your garage so you don't have to walk out to the curb to get them
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Apr 15, 2017 23:06
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I'm the neighbor who can't get any sleep because everyone else is blasting Tom Waits House remixes all the time. quit it!!
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Apr 16, 2017 05:25
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i'm the one that's banging all the lonely wives
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Apr 16, 2017 10:51
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Im the guy whos too good for this neighbourhood and cant wait to tell you how much richer and better ill be. Richer than dinkleberg with his goddamn hellcat. |
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Apr 16, 2017 11:01
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Apr 16, 2017 12:01
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FutonForensic posted:I'm the neighbor who can't get any sleep because everyone else is blasting Tom Waits House remixes all the time. quit it!! Waits House is having its moment, but I'm getting ready for Kate Bush House ---------------- |
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Apr 16, 2017 12:33
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*pulls up next to the hell cat in my 1982 olds* *revs until the check engine light comes on* |
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Apr 16, 2017 21:33
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neighbor: "If you want my advice, I say nuke 'em 'til they glow and then shoot 'em in the dark." me, visibly enthralled with the idea: "Yes, especially the animals and children!"
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Apr 17, 2017 01:12
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*purchases meticulously detailed vinyl sticker that looks like a garage interior and affixes it to garage door to own grouchy neighbor* *self-owns by driving thru sticker-covered garage door because it looks like it's open*
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Apr 17, 2017 01:45
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Hey there, neighbor. Don't mind me, just mowing my lawn over the property line while my 5 kids run amok in the street.
High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Apr 17, 2017 01:47
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*walks out from shed steathily, best friend's wife follows a few minutes, sweaty and smiling*
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Apr 17, 2017 01:51
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:neighbor: "If you want my advice, I say nuke 'em 'til they glow and then shoot 'em in the dark." |
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Apr 17, 2017 02:10
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whiteyfats posted:*walks out from shed steathily, best friend's wife follows a few minutes, sweaty and smiling* wow, private pilates instruction for the ladies in the area, you're quite the good neighbor!
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Apr 17, 2017 03:37
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Manifisto posted:wow, private pilates instruction for the ladies in the area, you're quite the good neighbor! yeah, your wife really enjoys it! ---------------- |
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Apr 17, 2017 03:58
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whiteyfats posted:yeah, your wife really enjoys it! *eyes narrow* holy poo poo, has my wife been cheating? she swore she's been doing crossfit! |
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Apr 17, 2017 04:01
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