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Manifisto


say did the trash guys come early this week?

it, uh, seems like they came early, they're usually right on time

you could set your watch by them, heh heh

not that I would, I don't wear a watch anymore

seems like people don't wear them so much

you know, because of, uh, cell phones

*trails off, squints up at sky for a while*


ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto


say do any of you folks wonder who's making that clanging racket at all hours? geez it sounds like someone is starting an illegal blacksmithing business. it's so weird, it sounds like it's coming from my garage sometimes, must be some trick of acoustics. anyway just wondering whether you folks have any leads or were contemplating legal action or anything like that. oh and also curious if any of you need anything made out of chainmail, I know a guy.


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


City of Glompton posted:

Good morning Blexter, did you know the heat death of the universe is a plausible ultimate fate of the universe, in which the universe has diminished to a state of no thermodynamic free energy, and therefore can no longer sustain processes that increase entropy?

*pauses* Oh hey, nice begonias, those are lovely!

*whips out slide rule, manipulates it a few times, strokes chin thoughtfully*

(muttering to self) hmmm checks out . . . dangit probably should have gone with impatiens after all . . .

Manifisto


whiteyfats posted:

*walks out from shed steathily, best friend's wife follows a few minutes, sweaty and smiling*

wow, private pilates instruction for the ladies in the area, you're quite the good neighbor!


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


whiteyfats posted:

yeah, your wife really enjoys it!

*eyes narrow* holy poo poo, has my wife been cheating? she swore she's been doing crossfit!

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