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Hot out today.
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Apr 29, 2024 14:14
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Heard it's supposed to rain later.
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Apr 13, 2017 21:36
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How about this weather? Hot enough for ya?
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Apr 14, 2017 03:43
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This heat... it's unbearable... what have we done to offend the gods?
High on the hog, 90's style.
 
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Apr 14, 2017 09:40
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That's it, I'm calling the HOA about the hellcat parked over three spaces!
I'm more impressed than offended, considering the three spaces aren't even next to each other. I would call the local news or take a picture, but both my phone and camera have melted from this unbelievable heat.
It's a scorcher today.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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Apr 14, 2017 10:19
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The neighborhood pets have long since died of heatstroke, their bones bleaching in the unforgiving sunlight. Travelers from distant neighborhoods tell fables of the rain that is "coming tomorrow". Tomorrow never comes.
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Apr 14, 2017 22:29
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In a distant time, a group of space explorers from a distant world land on a planet, barren and dead, devoid of all but scorched rock and dust. Long ago, perhaps life flourished on this rock, but now it is forsaken by all but the unforgiving onslaught of the brutal star it orbits, like an abusive spouse assaulting the one who has become too dependent and afraid to leave. The explorers attempt to find anything of value, any sign of a time long past that may point to what went wrong, but their attempt is in vain.
The only thing here is heat, and a hellcat melted to the ground.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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Apr 15, 2017 07:34
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Hey there, neighbor. Don't mind me, just mowing my lawn over the property line while my 5 kids run amok in the street.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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Apr 17, 2017 01:47
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*plays Gordon Lightfoot - Rainy Day People whenever white kids walk by*
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Apr 17, 2017 21:35
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I hope the rest of you don't mind, but it's about 11 at night and I really gotta get started on mowing my lawn.
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Apr 19, 2017 18:54
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I've called and reported pony house to the city. Pretty sure this neighborhood isn't zoned for farm animals.
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Apr 20, 2017 23:41
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I just checked with the city. Turns out the neighborhood is zoned for squares.
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Apr 21, 2017 03:27
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Myself and all the other neighborhood squares are throwing a huge block party with a silent auction to raise money to save City of Glompton's house from foreclosure, because squares are good people who help their neighbors.
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Apr 21, 2017 19:02
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Apr 29, 2024 14:14
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What have you got in the cellar, Herr JackBadass?
No one... I-I mean nothing! I got nothing in the cellar.
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