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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Hobgoblin2099 posted:

Given Persona seems to take bits of inspiration from JoJo parts (compare DiU and Persona 4, for instance), I'm surprised that Persona 5 used the prison motif before Persona 6.

ANN - Touched the rainbow and for some odd reason is transforming into a snail.
YUSUKE - Doesn't really understand what's going on. Just kind of following Ryuji to find Maaku.
AKECHI - He should be around here somewhere...

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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Agaragon posted:

gently caress, I genuinely forgot Maaku even HAD parents.

He has Sojiro and in the end that's all that matters.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Ryuji gets Goku which is rad.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The writers basically just forget about Akechi after Shido's boss fight.

There should've at least been something from Lavenza/Igor along the lines "wow he had a wild card too and look how he turned out, humanity sure is loving weird right".

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Arist posted:

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1087391967514783744

Yet more post-game content for me to cover!!!

*in Jeff Gerstmann voice* Funko Pops are good.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Maaku's parents are going to ship him back to Tokyo within an hour of his return.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The P5 cast in particular stands out when it comes to absent parents.

Maaku's dumped him on some friend of a friend of an acquaintance
Ryuji's mom is around but never seen in game and his dad is off being an abusive piece of poo poo somewhere else
Ann's parents apparently ditch her to do fashion stuff for most of the year
Yusuke's mom is dead and his father is nonexistent
Makoto's parents are both dead
Futaba's mom is dead and her father is nonexistent (though there's a hilarious fan theory on this)
Haru's mom is dead and her father gets iced in game
Goro's mom is dead and his father...is Shido

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=908kjmbjABI

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

That is a nice looking R.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Having Kawakami's massage unlocked from the beginning does astounding things to the pacing of the gameplay loop.

Two-timing Futaba should result in an early Bad Ending where Sojiro murders you and your body is never found.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

My belief is that dating Takemi will ultimately end with Maaku waking up vivisected on an operating table and his lungs missing.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

PMush Perfect posted:

When he woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!

Maaku: Kill me.
Takemi: Later.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

She's coded as an rear end in a top hat.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Sae: To the Ultimate Prosecutor, [Sex] is [ U S E L E S S ]!!!

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Ursula makes sense because the she was originally written and designed to be played by Divine.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The secret to becoming the Wildcard is to have deadbeat parents.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

PMush Perfect posted:

At least in P3 they have a pretty good excuse.

Yeah if my kid was a stone-cold sociopath I'd fake my death in a car accident to get away from them too.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Ryuji's leg didn't get hosed up and he's a track star
Ann and Shiho live in a nice cottage overlooking a lake
Yusuke has all the lobsters he'll ever need
Makoto's parents are alive and also Sae isn't an rear end in a top hat
Futaba has her family together and also all the bitcoins in the world
Haru sits atop a throne of bodies
Akechi savors a pancake while wearing his sweater vest
Morgana is a human and people like him
Maaku's parents love him

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Geostomp posted:

Speaking of love for Ryuji


https://youtu.be/9MMARhFYDf0

Ryuji’s Royal introduction trailer. He gets a combo attack with Yusuke and, more importantly, third tier personas are back. They seem to be fusions of both first and second tiers

The most powerful Persona, Pirate Goku.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Haru arranges Joker's death two weeks after the game ends.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Igor would be pissed if one of his helpers ran off from the Velvet Room following a poorly thought-out crush again.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The real reason we haven't seen Nameless or Belladonna in years is because they both ran off to marry Maya.

YaketySass posted:

That's why you spay them when you have the chance.

Unfortunately, only Theodore got sent to the neuter scooter.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Velvet Room Helper Power Rankings:

1) Margaret
2) Igor
3) Caroline and Justine
4) Elizabeth
5) Lavenza
6) Belladonna
7) Nameless
8) Demon Artist
9) Theodore
10) Whoever is driving the limo in P4
11) Getting hit by a bus
12) Marie

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

On the other hand Sojiro didn't arrest Joker for dumbshit plot reasons.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Makoto's Tier 3 Persona is Sixshot.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Sae tells Joker a funny story about Makoto when she was younger, then as she leaves tells Makoto to drop dead.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Pththya-lyi posted:

"I'm a recurring villain in the Phoenix Ranger Featherman reboot!"
"I'm the greatest young painter in the country!"
"My sister is being really nice and encouraging me to follow my dreams!"
"My mother is alive and letting her help me with her cognitive psience research!"
"I'm a handsome man and Lady Ann agreed to get a parfait with me!"

:smith:

"I can murder and eat pancakes to my heart's content!"
"My parents love me and didn't ship me off to a stranger so I could live in his attic."

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Geostomp posted:

His tier three Persona is Diego, an older version of Zorro.
With a new spell, Scary Monsterdyne.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Wait, you slept with how many woman on my attic couch?

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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Sydin posted:

The inevitable Sae romance in Royal is going to be hysterically bad.

How dare you cheat on me with my USELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESSUSELESS sister?!

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