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Who shall serve as President of C-SPAM April - July 2017?
This poll is closed.
Lastgirl 67 8.77%
Zegermans 21 2.75%
Turdfuzz 59 7.72%
Epic High Five 33 4.32%
Lindsay O Graham 46 6.02%
Euphronius 19 2.49%
Cumshitter 35 4.58%
Crazy Cloud 32 4.19%
mormonpartyboat 25 3.27%
Mariana Horchata 43 5.63%
Matey 18 2.36%
Baloogan 47 6.15%
Squizzle 51 6.68%
mrbradleymrmartin 19 2.49%
Shagaletic 16 2.09%
Powerball 39 5.10%
Concerned Citizen 15 1.96%
ate poo poo on live tv 13 1.70%
Gobbagool 10 1.31%
Fallen Hamprince 14 1.83%
fits my needs 15 1.96%
Lowtax 43 5.63%
Quidam Viator 13 1.70%
Deadgoon 15 1.96%
56 7.33%
Total: 164 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Welcome to round one of voting. The first 25 candidates nominated and seconded have been placed on the ballot because that's the maximum # of poll options.

Voting will be open until the end of the day on 4/16/17.

Voting in this round is open to all posters, and will be used to determine the # of electoral votes allocated to each candidate in the subsequent rounds of voting.

G*d bless you and G*d bless C-SPAM.

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

i eagerly await the availability of the poll

luv 2 get polled

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
looking forward to voting for all the candidates

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
vote everyone & move on

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

lol

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

crazy cloud posted:

The first 25 candidates nominated and seconded have been placed on the ballot because that's the maximum # of poll options.

how do u know russians ebaumsworld didnt hack the election to quickly place 25 candidates before anyone else had a chance to nominate

deadgoon has issued a correction as of 08:55 on Apr 14, 2017

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

everyone please vote for mariana and powerball

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Only five votes for Turdfuzz and seven votes max, meaning two of you didn't vote for Turdfuzz which means two of you can get fuuuuucked.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
I will fite u irl

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Only five votes for Turdfuzz and seven votes max, meaning two of you didn't vote for Turdfuzz which means two of you can get fuuuuucked.

actually 8 people voted for powerball

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

deadgoon posted:

actually 8 people voted for powerball

9 now :smuggo:


also i voted for everyone else too.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Vote Quidam Viator, the chaos candidate. Make the forum truly great again.



Or don't, gently caress you, he doesn't give a gently caress who wins.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
i didn't notice that guy when he was posting (is he still posting?) but i definitely threw him a vote because that is top-notch spiteful hateful meltdownery.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
voted 1, op

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Not in it, voting for no one :saddowns:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I'm predicting baloogan will win this one by edging out lastgirl because life imitates art and this election has been a masterpiece

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
peebs is jill stein only like 14

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i will not stop shitposting if nominated and will not stop shitposting if elected

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Not in it, voting for no one :saddowns:

you're the president of my heart

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Chokes McGee posted:

I'm predicting baloogan will win this one by edging

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I voted for the incumbent because I'm a stupid american

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Bernie would have won

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


OH BOY, IS THIS WHERE I VOTE FOR



?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
why are you not voting for me

I promise you everything you want!!!

I BRING YOU NOTHING YOU NEED

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lowtax posted:

why are you not voting for me

I promise you everything you want!!!

I BRING YOU NOTHING YOU NEED

i voted 4 u

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i vote 4 all u fuckers
dont u dare forget it

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
If elected, I promise to

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
how do i change my vote to the taxman

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
while all the other candidates, all they can offer is

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
actually how do I change my vote back to all the other candidates

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

eonwe posted:

actually how do I change my vote back to all the other candidates
no no n... NO!!!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

no u wanna accumulatate all the votes u can 4 the otehr rounds
real power is choosing the winner not bein the winner (or should i say penis)

Turdfuzz has issued a correction as of 16:16 on Apr 14, 2017

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Turdfuzz posted:

no u wanna accumulatate all the votes u can 4 the otehr rounds
real power is choosing the winner not bein the winner (or should i say weiner)

Don't say weiner tahts bannabl;e

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
at least censor it like this

weine r

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

ok i edited my post im sorry guys

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy



:whitewater:

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
what does lowtax bring to the table? a series of failed business ventures? a base of meme-making manchildren? frankly i don't see how he could possibly win the presidency.

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