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Who shall serve as President of C-SPAM April - July 2017?
This poll is closed.
Lastgirl 67 8.77%
Zegermans 21 2.75%
Turdfuzz 59 7.72%
Epic High Five 33 4.32%
Lindsay O Graham 46 6.02%
Euphronius 19 2.49%
Cumshitter 35 4.58%
Crazy Cloud 32 4.19%
mormonpartyboat 25 3.27%
Mariana Horchata 43 5.63%
Matey 18 2.36%
Baloogan 47 6.15%
Squizzle 51 6.68%
mrbradleymrmartin 19 2.49%
Shagaletic 16 2.09%
Powerball 39 5.10%
Concerned Citizen 15 1.96%
ate poo poo on live tv 13 1.70%
Gobbagool 10 1.31%
Fallen Hamprince 14 1.83%
fits my needs 15 1.96%
Lowtax 43 5.63%
Quidam Viator 13 1.70%
Deadgoon 15 1.96%
56 7.33%
Total: 164 votes
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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
(it is a donald trump analogy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex0hFKATaFw

deadgoon has issued a correction as of 16:27 on Apr 14, 2017

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
if im president this will be the unblockable background of cspam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaCSfjM2r-4

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

eonwe posted:

you're the president of my heart

:swoon:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

if im president this will be the unblockable background of cspam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaCSfjM2r-4

i wanna change my vote

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

if im president this will be the unblockable background of cspam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaCSfjM2r-4

you're making this awfully tempting

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Who will be the VP?

We need a Joe Biden

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
all of these candidates are neoliberal centrist shills so i'm not voting

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

deadgoon posted:

what does lowtax bring to the table? a series of failed business ventures? a base of meme-making manchildren? frankly i don't see how he could possibly win the presidency.

*pushes a bottle of Mangosteen across the table to you as early 2000s electronica starts to play*

Strom Thermos
Sep 18, 2004

I vote for triple sulk because I want to laugh at him having .5% of the vote

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Captain_Maclaine posted:

*pushes a bottle of Mangosteen across the table to you as early 2000s electronica starts to play*

holy moley i never actually tried the juice of the purp this is a great opportunity

lowtax im sorry pls change my vote (all my votes) to lowtax

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

deadgoon posted:

what does lowtax bring to the table? a series of failed business ventures? a base of meme-making manchildren? frankly i don't see how he could possibly win the presidency.
I ALONE CAN CHANGE THE CSS STYLESHEET OF THIS FORUM BRINGING TO IT UNTOLD GLORY AND COLORS AND EFFECTS THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU PROLES HAVE NEVER WITNESSED

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
also whoever is the #1 vote getter currently, if it's not me, is working with the Russians to undermine this election

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Just a terrific boxer, absolutely terrific folks.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Владимир.css

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
cykablyatgirl

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Homeless Friend posted:

vote everyone & move on

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



svetlastgirl

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Holy poo poo lmao great turnout so far, a sign of a healthy representative democracy. Great job, loves.

Reminder that this is just the first round of voring, to determine electoral vote allocation, and the next round begins on the 16th. Only candidates receiving votes in round 1 can vote in round 2, and they get a vote then for each vote earned in this round now. Our needlessly convoluted electoral system is a treasure.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

deadgoon posted:

what does lowtax bring to the table? a series of failed business ventures? a base of meme-making manchildren? frankly i don't see how he could possibly win the presidency.

this got a severe lol out of me

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I'm still counting on zegmentum

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

crazy cloud posted:

Holy poo poo lmao great turnout so far, a sign of a healthy representative democracy. Great job, loves.

Reminder that this is just the first round of voring, to determine electoral vote allocation, and the next round begins on the 16th. Only candidates receiving votes in round 1 can vote in round 2, and they get a vote then for each vote earned in this round now. Our needlessly convoluted electoral system is a treasure.
eh whatever I don't understand or want to read about rules or whatever the gently caress you're going on about, I just know bigger numbers = BETTER and I want to have the BIGGEST NUMBERS HERE (AND NOBODY BETTER loving JOKE ABOUT WAIST SIZE OR I'LL DECIMATE YOU WITH FURY)

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Lowtax posted:

eh whatever I don't understand or want to read about rules or whatever the gently caress you're going on about, I just know bigger numbers = BETTER and I want to have the BIGGEST NUMBERS HERE (AND NOBODY BETTER loving JOKE ABOUT WAIST SIZE OR I'LL DECIMATE YOU WITH FURY)

you already understand the rules just goin by this post no reading necessary !

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
the vaunted nite crew block has a commanding say in this race. if someone wants to unduly influence my vote, lets have some secret talks.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

eonwe posted:

the vaunted nite crew block has a commanding say in this race. if someone wants to unduly influence my vote, lets have some secret talks.

you know you're not a candidate, your avatar is, dude
someone nominated your avatar and it got seconded

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
it is the arthur fist of this election

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

crazy cloud posted:

you know you're not a candidate, your avatar is, dude
someone nominated your avatar and it got seconded

ya well, good luck translating my avatar's will without me!!!!!!!!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
*queues up avatar change*

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
It's her turn.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

eonwe posted:

ya well, good luck translating my avatar's will without me!!!!!!!!!

from what I can see here, it's free frosty milkshakes for everyone :3:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Is this uh is this uh where we make our speech?


I promise to not care about any of this or you or anything at all really.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
lastgirl is insanely good and cool and i hope for her win

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

eonwe posted:

lastgirl is insanely good and cool and i hope for her win

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Lowtax posted:

If elected, I promise to

how do i chaange my vote

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i promise a cuck in every closet, a load in every rear end

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

why the gently caress do i have so many votes wtf is wrong w/ u ppl

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
ur brand is trading high on the cspam exchange

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Turdfuzz posted:

why the gently caress do i have so many votes wtf is wrong w/ u ppl

Baloogan posted:

ur brand is trading high on the cspam exchange

cumshitter posted:

i promise a cuck in every closet, a load in every rear end

ur all good

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
we do have a p good thing going here :kimchi:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

we do have a p good thing going here :kimchi:

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

eonwe posted:

lastgirl is insanely good and cool and i hope for her win






Conch Shell Corp posted:

That limo had a wife and kids



this poor child is now an orphan RIP

Lastgirl posted:

"you're the animals, you're the animals" I insist as I continue to spew vitriolic, divisive and shallow rhetoric

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