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extra stout posted:hover shovels I've found if you really want them to be effective you need to make physical contact
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Looks like I should have saved my hover pics for another thread. I clearly missed out on the windows 98 drama.
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Dave_Indeed posted:One time I was singing karaoke and I guess this chick really liked the song I was singing and decided it was a duet and I grabbed her rear end in front of everyone and she left all indignant like. i thought maybe i read this wrong and that there was a punch-line or something, but no. Forums poster Dave_Indeed did in fact publicly molest a girl. he did_indeed.
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hover shovels are the future. Imagine being able to dig a grave with one scoop.
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unpleasantly turgid posted:i thought maybe i read this wrong and that there was a punch-line or something, but no. She wanted to have fun and was all happy and then some piece of poo poo just gropes her in front of an audience, class act
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I don't remember what Windows 98's deal is, but GBS needs all shitposting hands on deck right now, it's no time to be choosy. For the thread topic of hands, I think we send mixed messages to young men when we criticize them for touching women one minute, and then make fun of them for not touching them the next. We need to create a more coherent physical contact doctrine. General Dog fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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General Dog posted:I don't remember what Windows 98's deal is, but GBS needs all shitposting hands on deck right now, it's no time to be choosy. Normal people can use situational context to determine when to touch another person or not, hth
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General Dog posted:I don't remember what Windows 98's deal is, but GBS needs all shitposting hands on deck right now, it's no time to be choosy. When she is hugging you, friendly and non-sexual hand contact is OK When she is singing a song, grabbing her butthole out of nowhere is not OK
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Thread had real potential, bud. Sorry about the dogpile.
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Someone hugged me once, I didn't like it.
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The Apollo 13 mission turned the astroNOTs gay
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Ben Smash posted:Thread had real potential, bud. Sorry about the dogpile. Be the change you want to see 
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unpleasantly turgid posted:i thought maybe i read this wrong and that there was a punch-line or something, but no. I touch butts. Mind your p's and q's or I'll mind ur b's.
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Apr 14, 2017 18:53
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hey windows98 remember the time you almost became a mod but then got owned because you were bragging about it in irc and lowtax fkin banned you from the forums? because i do lmao
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Putty posted:get lost
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Hell Yeah posted:hey windows98 remember the time you almost became a mod but then got owned because you were bragging about it in irc and lowtax fkin banned you from the forums? because i do lmao Yes, I also remember.
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Why can't they just stand next to each other, leaving room for Jesus, and take a picture?
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Hell Yeah posted:hey windows98 remember the time you almost became a mod but then got owned because you were bragging about it in irc and lowtax fkin banned you from the forums? because i do lmao lmao
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I usually just grab both boobs before the photos are taken.
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Apr 14, 2017 20:23
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One time I had to take a picture with my cousin and I was hover-handing her but then I was like "she's my loving cousin" so I brought my hand into contact with her arm hard and she burst out laughing because she was probably thinking about how I was hover-handing her.
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This always mystified me. Why even wrap your arm around if you are just going to hover it?
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BITCH!
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:This always mystified me. Why even wrap your arm around if you are just going to hover it? Because you see what other humans do and want to emulate it but you're so awkward that you have no idea how to accomplish such a simple and intimate gesture without coming off like a total weirdo
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:This always mystified me. Why even wrap your arm around if you are just going to hover it? It's a stupid move to start with. A thumb pressed firmly into your photograph partners butthole creates a far better picture.
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wide stance posted:Because they have the same charge. LUCKILY EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS BIPOLAR
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Dave_Indeed posted:It's a stupid move to start with. A thumb pressed firmly into your photograph partners butthole creates a far better picture.
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The original poster in his thread committed manslaughter with a shovel in 2014 I believe and it's pretty lol
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I'm so tall that all I can do is rest my hand on the top of their head
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drat he killed that dude rip
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God, I wish I had some hoverhand pictures to share.They're hilarious.
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OP is a shovel murderer I heard 
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 Domo loves bacon!  Yeah, I hosed your bitch!  Dunno what's going on here she's latched on pretty tight myDad fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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 Professional pocket pool player  Found the goon meet  Should have gone to confidencebuilding.com
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:When she is hugging you, friendly and non-sexual hand contact is OK I wish I knew that before mom's b-day 2003.
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Could a woman who really, really wanted you in jail succeed in a sexual assault lawsuit if you intentionally held her upper arm during a photo shoot? It could be argued that a touch like that from a man is necessarily sexual, and if the woman states in the lawsuit that she did not want the sexual touch, then I don't see how that isn't a form of sexual assault.
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qkkl posted:Could a woman who really, really wanted you in jail succeed in a sexual assault lawsuit if you intentionally held her upper arm during a photo shoot? It could be argued that a touch like that from a man is necessarily sexual, and if the woman states in the lawsuit that she did not want the sexual touch, then I don't see how that isn't a form of sexual assault. Donald Trump was a serial pussy grabber and is now president. So, no, I doubt it. I guess it depends on how rich or white you are.
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