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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

When she is hugging you, friendly and non-sexual hand contact is OK

When she is singing a song, grabbing her butthole out of nowhere is not OK

tomato, tomahto.

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Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

qkkl posted:

Could a woman who really, really wanted you in jail succeed in a sexual assault lawsuit if you intentionally held her upper arm during a photo shoot? It could be argued that a touch like that from a man is necessarily sexual, and if the woman states in the lawsuit that she did not want the sexual touch, then I don't see how that isn't a form of sexual assault.

I'm pretty sure that's why the Breaking Bad guy is hovering, avoiding some kind of fake lawsuit or alleged groping

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
:hellyeah: this kid is rocking it

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Tyson Tomko posted:

:hellyeah: this kid is rocking it



What a sexist piece of poo poo.

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Oct 21, 2015


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This one looks like someone is photobombing him with just their hand to make him look like a hover hander.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

The New York Times posted:

This one looks like someone is photobombing him with just their hand to make him look like a hover hander.

He does it in a couple of pictures but Imgur is broken for me right now

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IL5u5U39Qo

Holy poo poo look at ol' hover hands biden go! Lock him up!

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

General Dog posted:

We need to create a more coherent physical contact doctrine.

Sorry to hear about your crippling autism

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Tyson Tomko posted:

:hellyeah: this kid is rocking it



Hell yeah!

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Tyson Tomko posted:

:hellyeah: this kid is rocking it



that's what we call game

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tyson Tomko posted:

:hellyeah: this kid is rocking it



That's actually his sister from what I recall. You can tell they're related by the nose/mouth shape.

DadWilly
Jul 1, 2003

I dig the safety pins holding her shirt to her shirt.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Dave_Indeed posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IL5u5U39Qo

Holy poo poo look at ol' hover hands biden go! Lock him up!

I feel uncomfortable

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

qkkl posted:

That's actually his sister from what I recall. You can tell they're related by the nose/mouth shape.

:whitewater:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
"Joe Biden conducts a bi-partizan grope job of young girls and women during the Senate swearing in ceremonies."

I think I've seen this one the bukkake at the end was unexpected

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Fragmaster?

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice

King Vidiot posted:

Fragmaster?

So I wasn't the only one!

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

General Dog posted:

We need to create a more coherent physical contact doctrine.

Lol at goons creating anything.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Tyson Tomko posted:

:hellyeah: this kid is rocking it



I want to motörboat those titays.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

cnut posted:

I want to motörboat those titays.

sexist pig!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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What you don't see? She has Crohn's Disease. Not the picture of health now, is she?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

What you don't see? She has Crohn's Disease. Not the picture of health now, is she?

I want to motorboat her rear end in a top hat.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Jose Oquendo posted:

I want to motorboat her rear end in a top hat.

That's good because that's not where her poo leaves her body.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

That's good because that's not where her poo leaves her body.

Oh. That's rather....disappointing.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

That's good because that's not where her poo leaves her body.

anal sex without feces is not real anal sex

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

You know who isn't some little hover hand nerd? wtfosaurus.

He gets blackout drunk and does whatever he wants. :colbert: Very alpha.







I'm pretty sure this is the opposite of hover hand?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:



I'm pretty sure this is the opposite of hover hand?

Das beautiful, moment of conception for those lil butt babies. awwwww.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

on the flip side, why do women feel they have the right to touch a man whenever they please???

and no im not saying anyone in any of these pictures are MEN

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


I think I'm seeing a pattern...

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

qkkl posted:



I think I'm seeing a pattern...

he definitely crushed her pussy after this picture

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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enraged_camel posted:

he definitely crushed her pussy after this picture

I remember when this guy had his moment of fame and someone did an interview with him and he said he went to Arizona State University. Ho-lee gently caress did that guy get waterlogged in pussy.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


2014 sucked

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I remember when this guy had his moment of fame and someone did an interview with him and he said he went to Arizona State University. Ho-lee gently caress did that guy get waterlogged in pussy.

i mean you can't see his hand

which means he's most likely fingering her butthole

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Fear

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

These guys should probably point at the camera or do bunny ears or something if they aren't going to touch.

cnut
May 3, 2016


:smug:

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

myDad posted:



Professional pocket pool player



Found the goon meet



Am I the only one noticing the yellow shirt goons hand is firmly planted in that girls rear end

cnut
May 3, 2016

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Am I the only one noticing the yellow shirt goons hand is firmly planted in that girls rear end

Mmmm, can't really tell for sure from the picture. But being a goon, probably not, just hover-handing that nice butt.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i want to be part of hover hands sort of across america

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