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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > War for the Planet of the Apes: Gorilla Warfare
 
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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 I thought this movie sucked. A lot.


fine, spoiler.
First of all, it was boring as hell. WAR for the planet of the apes takes place almost entirely in a loving prison and ends with one little battle. And the writing was so LAZY. Multiple times characters live just long enough to say something before dying. Caesar's death another cliche. Donkey's heart finally growing two sizes another cliche. Characters acting like morons not guarding the front door or watching the cages all night. Oh we have a bunch of soldiers how do we get rid of them? How about an avalanche. The whole script could have been written in a day

blue squares fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jul 22, 2017

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