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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/hDKr5re



Hello friends, and welcome to the CSPAM book club thread

I noticed after a whole bunch of drunken derails that there may be some interest in this. Also I enjoy book clubs that aren't a bunch of bored old women and are instead a bunch of anime obsessed neckbeard socialists. So here we are. Books!

Some books are good books! Everybody loves them.


Some books are bad books and only people who want to feel smart love them, but that's okay because they hate themselves and they need something to love!


What I am thinking the structure of it will be like Maoist Third World. I will be the chairman but I will crowdsource pretty much everything. Here is how it will happen:

1) Anybody who wants to make a suggestion must post it here and give a good explanation as to why we should all read it. You can also give a bad explanation but I do not recommend doing that!
2) Once we get a bunch I will post a strawpoll or something. Everybody gets one vote, nobody can vote for their own. Honor system, be honorable!
3) Once a book is decided we will pick a reasonable length of time to wait until we deliberate again on it. People are free to chat about the book in the thread of course, but be mindful of spoilers! Some people aren't basement dwelling troglodytes with unlimited free time and thus it takes them awhile to read a book!
4) Then we meet and discuss it and it will be ever so much fun!

Some suggestions for picking a book:
1) Maybe 500 pages at most. Most people are going to be unsure about your selection and may balk at committing to a 30,000 page book about dragons molesting people
2) Like 90% of the suggestions are going to be sci-fi or young adult. Pick something different if you have something in mind!
3) Don't feel hedged in by a theme. Don't exclude books of short stories or graphic novels just because a bunch of stick in rear end nerds don't consider them "proper" or whatever. I'm drinking MTN DEW out of a 2 liter and eating pizza that's been in my car all day. I have no standards and ain't one of you motherfuckers is better than me.
4) Pick something you genuinely enjoy (if it's a book you've read), or something that genuinely interests you! It will make pitching it a lot easier and people believe they will enjoy what they can see other people enjoy!

That's the gist of it, hope I didn't forget anything! For the next few days I will be collecting recommendations of books and suggestions for the structure and then I will make a Chairman's Statement Prefacing Authorial Matters and we will be off. Gimme some recommendation CSPAMMERS!

p.s if anybody wants to make fun graphics I'll put them in the OP!

:siren::axe:***FIRST ROUND OF VOTING IS UP***:axe::siren:

UP FOR 24 HOURS, TOP FIVE RUNOFF IF NOTHING GETS 50% WHICH THEY PROBABLY WON'T

LIST OF BOOKS WITH DESCRIPTIONS HERE: https://pastebin.com/WdG34pGi

VOTE HERE: http://www.strawpoll.me/12770539

THE RULES:
1) Vote for up to 5 you'd like to read
2) You cannot vote for your own. Honor system, DON'T gently caress THIS UP OR I'LL JUST GO DICTATOR


:siren::axe: FINAL ROUND OF BOOK CLUB VOTING HAS BEGUN:axe::siren:

POLL: http://www.strawpoll.me/12775981

JUST PICK ONE THIS TIME, whatever ends up on top wins, percentage be damned because I'm not going to bother with a dozen rounds of this to get to 50%


:siren::frogsiren: PHASE 3: THE READENING :frogsiren::siren:

The book, Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More: The Last Soviet Generation is available in a variety of places, including under the pinned posts in the Discord. I suggest you buy it if you can afford, to support authors.

It's a bit over 300 pages, and if there's no objections, I'm going to say we will meet on May 10th, at 9pm EST to discuss it formally, which gives us 2 weeks. If anybody feels you will need longer please let it be known, this date is flexible.

I do want the thread itself to be a discussion place, and I want it to be throughout the 2 week reading period. In short, the formal rule here is DISCUSS FREELY IN THE FORUM, BUT USE SPOILER TAGS LIBERALLY

I'd say keep it to the thread rather than the Discord because more people actually use and check this, so it will be a better place to share impressions and thoughts.

Any objections? let them be known now

Epic High Five has issued a correction as of 00:38 on Apr 27, 2017

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I've heard All Quiet is a fantastic and horribly depressing books and I love horribly depressing things. Deffo a good recc

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



baw posted:

everyone following politics now should read Timothy Crouse's Boys on the Bus since everyone has already read Nixon Agonistes

amazing how, despite the changes in technology, a lot remains the same

You're certainly welcome to pitch it formally so it can be voted on

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Chokes McGee posted:

Nothing book matters



Noted, tho I recommend you pitch it if you expect votes

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



baw posted:

but if we're doing fiction i will recommend Alaa Al Asany's The Yacoubian Building follows characters living in a once-wealthy apartment complex in modern Cairo and shows how intersecting economic, social and institutional oppressions profoundly affects their lives

added

just to clarify it's open season - recommend whatever

I explicitly do not want a politics-themed book club because everybody would stop participating after a week

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Actually hell, that's going to be my recommendation

Nothing Matters, by Robin Nadler

why?

quote:

Dr. Jack Stephens didn’t care. Nothing mattered to him. He didn’t care about feelings. He didn’t care about love. If it wasn’t on the operating table, he never cared about the heart. For a world-class cardiac surgeon, he was as closed off to love as they come, the living definition of irony. It wasn’t until he took a minute for himself on the hospital roof and saw a woman standing on the ledge that he realized once and for all that just maybe, something did matter.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



C-Euro posted:

Cool thread, don't know if I'll participate because I resolved to read more of my own book collection this year but if I see something I recognize I'll drop in.

Mentioned it in the TRUMP thread but right now I'm Voltaire's Candide and it's pretty timely for the current state of our world. Namely, bad poo poo will happen to one character, another character will say "actually, this is good"/"this is fine", and the main character will put up a thinking face emoji. It's real short too.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



eonwe posted:

Since Candide is obviously free, I'm going to start on it now

Ya same

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



baw posted:

hasn't everyone already read Candide

I'm not college educated so no

Everybody I know who has read it has done so for a college course

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



2nd one added, no vaporwave tho

let's see if "for the tankies" gets votes!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



cda posted:

Tenth of December by George Saunders. Why this book? Because it's short stories so even if you don't read the whole book, you can still talk about it. Also, the stories are really loving good. Best ones: Semplica Girl Diaries, Escape from Spiderhead, Puppy, The Tenth of December. But they're all really really worth reading.

On this note, my serious suggestion will be Birthday of the World by Ursula K LeGuin

She's always been one of the gods of my authorial pantheon because I feel like nobody strikes to the core of what speculative fiction is supposed to be. This is a collection of short stories, each of which stand on their own and are quite wonderful. The centerpiece, and if you read only one read this one, is The Matter of Seggri, which I predict that most people will find deeply troubling in how thoroughly and plausibly it shows how horrifically the tables can be turned without anybody realizing that that has even happened. For dudes who have lived a comfy life it will be doubly jarring.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Consummate Professional posted:

I would like to suggest Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut.

I love this book and heartily recommend it but please make a pitch so I don't have to leave a spreadsheet cell empty

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Gringostar posted:

Vonnegut is good, but if we're going to read him I would suggest God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

for starters it's mostly set in indiana so it's shamelessly pandering to the OP

secondly it highlights how loving disgusting the super rich are and how they have literally nothing in common with regular people... and lumps lawyers in with them as also complete bastards

and finally it points out how even when one of the super rich wants to help the poor they're accused of being mentally ill by their fellow super rich

e:
a musical number loosely based on the book

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

Expert tier pandering I must say. If the club weren't so decidedly communist it would be a major factor. I love that I know about the landmarks and geography and streets that Vonnegut references in his books while 99% of the rest of the country has no clue. A nice Vonnegutesque inversion of how things normally go with lavishly elaborate directions and poo poo in NYC


Coolguye posted:

Devil in the white city owned, good one from eonwe.

My rec is Big Dead Place, a candid series of funny stories and journals on working in Antarctica from a janitor. Also available on audible for those of us that listen to our books.

It's one part drunken sex in a shack, one part fruitless raging against government backed corporate structures, one part threatening your lovely boss, one part figuring out how to store frozen piss, and three parts laughing at the futility of it all. The book is insanely C-SPAM.

If this doesn't get selected I'll probably read it on its own haha

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Good poo poo so far, will probably close down recommendations tomorrow night and begin Sinister Phase 2, so spread the word in various other threads because I don't leave my own threads or the Trump thread and also I'm drunk on Madeira woooooo

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Good stuff, good stuff. I'll probably start compiling stuff tonight over the last of my ethanol and get some structure going, including the rules for thread chat in between book announcement and book discussion meetup

baw posted:

i never read anna karenina because the back of the book literally spoiled the ending which is why i never read the back of books anymore. or forwards

gently caress the idiots who decide to put spoilers in the book descriptions even if it's an older book, gently caress them right to hell

Yeah I had this happen to be with We and I resolved to never read forwards or introductions, especially of older books where eggheads think it's okay to spoil poo poo because THEY'VE known about the plot for decades. Annoying as gently caress.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I hate all that soppy Victorian poo poo because I can't distance myself from the fact that their whole idle lifestyle was a direct product of the worst kind of slavery, imperialism, brutality, and massive systemic genocide that the human race has ever seen

They're all villains

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mormonpartyboat posted:



its a pretty interesting book about some people who drown and other people who do not

kinda a generational tale about marstal, a town in denmark, that goes from the first schleswig war in the mid 1800s to the end of ww2




by the same author, so its just as well written, but it's about william dodd, a kinda frumpy rural dork who becomes the ambassador to germany from 1933 to 1937 and witnesses the rise of the nazi party

I prefer the Danes that didn't get drowned

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



So I did a test of some conversation heavy stuff - Asimov's Robots and Empire - and I read about a page a minute, which I dunno I guess is good according to this graph the page showed me. I have a trillion books I want to read though so I've been trying to increase my reading speed.

There's not really any point to this, I'm just trying to break myself of the habit of subvocalizing and it's been really annoyingly hard so far and I wanted to complain

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Coolguye posted:

my sister took a speed-reading class a couple of years back and according to her it actually helped. apparently the majority of the material they were slated to absorb were nonfiction and technical manuals so i'm not sure how well it would translate to reading novels or biographies, but you could doubtlessly look up a bunch of the techniques online if you wanted to work with it.

I've gathered from my research into "how did Teddy Roosevelt read so goddamned much despite everything else he did" that one of the big secrets to quickly reading fiction and biographies and the like is to skip the fluff. For books where you enjoy the fluff, there may be no alternatives

Of course just reading a whole bunch speeds you up naturally I'd imagine so maybe that's my best bet. Next I'm going to try listening to music to kill subvocalizing because the 1-2-3-4 counting in my head method is too distracting

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



eonwe posted:

Its funny, I assumed this would be 90% Scifi, so I purposely didn't really recommend any, and there hasn't been a whole ton of it recommended period.

I was probably too firm in my admonition to not just recommend dense scifi tomes but I'm not sad. There's good stuff of all types out there and this may expose people to some new and fun things

I just started Foundation last night after having read through the whole arc up through this and he never ceases to surprise me at how engaged I can become in novels that are little more than people chatting in various offices

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



In any case, the best SciFi is speculative fiction and we've got plenty of that

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Coolguye posted:

personally, listening to audiobooks was what really transformed my reading world. everyone has lots of transit time nowadays, whether it be in a car or on a bus/train, and listening to audiobooks fits perfectly into any lifestyle that has those delays. it's not like you can do anything more interesting than read a good book during your commute or your time running errands. what's your alternatives, listen to pandora for the hottest recommendations from teenyboppers or listen to NPR give the millionth "truth is in the middle" naval gaze report? please. like, my rec for the book club is 274 pages in paperback, but 11 and a half hours on audio form. i consumed the entire book, sans an appendix that is nothing more than the AIM transcript of a catfishing prank, in a week and a half just because i could listen to it when driving, when cleaning, when mowing the lawn, etc. i required no opportunistic quiet, lazy afternoons or rainy evenings where things got cancelled to get it done. it's really a hilariously straight win to simply find so much time to enrich your life with stories and language.

obviously there are some books that don't translate over to the medium very well, but most do.

Oh yeah, I've got hundreds of books on my Audible by now, love me some audiobooks.

I generally have 2 physical books (I'm counting Kindle ones here) and 1 audiobook that I'm reading at any given time. Audiobook for dog walks and commutes, physical for everything else and 2 for variety

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I technically stopped taking submissions last night but I got dragged into meetings today and couldn't get it done so everything up until now is going to be included

It's gonna be a clusterfuck, I wasn't expecting all these submissions, we may need to do a runoff

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mormonpartyboat posted:

i presumed itd burn out before we get the first one to read so im just sharing things

With enough participants we can survive a high attrition rate

I just hope the first pick ends up being something not terrible that scares people away

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mormonpartyboat posted:

have you ever read his short story pate de foie gras?

imo its peak asimov

ed: lmao the ocr for this sucks but the story is still good

This is peak Asimov indeed and was great, read it at work b/c office jobs are lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SHE'S UP

Let's see if this system I just cooked up while champagne basted works


:siren::axe:***FIRST ROUND OF VOTING IS UP***:axe::siren:

UP FOR 24 HOURS, TOP FIVE RUNOFF IF NOTHING GETS 50% WHICH THEY PROBABLY WON'T

LIST OF BOOKS WITH DESCRIPTIONS HERE: https://pastebin.com/WdG34pGi

VOTE HERE: http://www.strawpoll.me/12770539

THE RULES:
1) Vote for up to 5 you'd like to read
2) You cannot vote for your own. Honor system, DON'T gently caress THIS UP OR I'LL JUST GO DICTATOR

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Fidel Castronaut posted:

sorry if this has been discussed but are you planning to have people read a portion of the book and discuss, or read the whole thing and discuss? i'd vote the former personally.

Plan on setting a "read by date" and enforcing a strict rule of spoiler tags in open chat in the meantime. It'll be less structured, but people have weird and differing schedules and times they can commit and I'd like open discussion as people progress to be a thing

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Peel posted:

did i gently caress something up or did u miss my book

if so just put it in the next batch rather than redoing the poll

I think I got them all but I may have missed it. Please yell at me next round and I will put it at the top

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



C-Euro posted:

Yo you missed my Candide post but I guess I didn't explicitly say it was a recommendation. Throw it on the pile for next round I guess, no biggie.

Yeah I went with explicit ones, plus like 3 people already read it in the time between then and now

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Votes so far are shaking out differently than I expected but still v good

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Comin up on zero hour, vote while you can!

:siren::axe:***FIRST ROUND OF VOTING IS UP***:axe::siren:

UP FOR 24 HOURS, TOP FIVE RUNOFF IF NOTHING GETS 50% WHICH THEY PROBABLY WON'T

LIST OF BOOKS WITH DESCRIPTIONS HERE: https://pastebin.com/WdG34pGi

VOTE HERE: http://www.strawpoll.me/12770539

THE RULES:
1) Vote for up to 5 you'd like to read
2) You cannot vote for your own. Honor system, DON'T gently caress THIS UP OR I'LL JUST GO DICTATOR

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



cda posted:

Oh poo poo. I should have read this fully and I didn't and I voted for Tenth of December, which was my own. I'm sorry. It's not going to win anyway and you can just subtract one vote.

It isn't going to make a difference in this case but I appreciate your honesty

:siren::axe: FINAL ROUND OF BOOK CLUB VOTING HAS BEGUN:axe::siren:

POLL: http://www.strawpoll.me/12775981

JUST PICK ONE THIS TIME, whatever ends up on top wins, percentage be damned because I'm not going to bother with a dozen rounds of this to get to 50%

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Helsing posted:

Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More: The Last Soviet Generation looks really good but the kindle edition is like $35 and the paperback is almost $50 on Amazon.

I've already considered this issue and if it wins, I'll definitely refrain from trying to acquire an epub version that I would absolutely not post somewhere the grubby public could get their hands on it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Helsing posted:

*votes for Everything was Forever*

Looks like I'm once again falling prey to the false promise of Marxism

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Helsing posted:

Also seriously people All Quiet is a classic and you should read it but it's honestly not that interesting, it's a pretty generic "war is hell" story, well written but I don't know how much interesting discussion it would generate compared to this awesome sounding book about the USSR

A good argument to have made in the last few days

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Fidel Castronaut posted:

officially proposing after this we we pick like five or so short stories or even perhaps some long-form articles so we get more variety and people who want speculative fiction can get some and people who want 19th century naturalism can get some or whatever it is that you be wanting and desiring in ur reading pleasure

If next round changes in any significant way it will probably be around a theme, one which I will exercise my role as Chairman to select

I'm partial to "short story collection" as a theme but we will see

My main goal is to keep things interesting and varied

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I did a thing posted:

So should I just go ahead and purchase the soviet book? When are you closing voting?

Tomorrow morning or afternoon, it's already slowed down so it'll be whenever I get settled in at work.

I wouldn't purchase it yet, a lot of the unruly alcoholic who only post at 2am have yet to vote

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Reminder again for gettin' off work krew

:siren::axe: FINAL ROUND OF BOOK CLUB VOTING HAS BEGUN:axe::siren:

POLL: http://www.strawpoll.me/12775981

JUST PICK ONE THIS TIME, whatever ends up on top wins, percentage be damned because I'm not going to bother with a dozen rounds of this to get to 50%

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



It looks like the Soviet book will win

If uh, anybody can find a source for it that isn't like $35 and could share it with the CSPAM discord (working on getting a channel made) I'd appreciate it because I would like good turnout for book #1

also ya u should all totally read Cat's Cradle and esp Mother Night

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Baloogan posted:

when do the polls close?

whenever I wake up but your book has a comfy lead

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