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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Lastgirl 67
Zegermans 21
Turdfuzz 59
Epic High Five 33
Lindsay O Graham 46
Euphronius 19
Cumshitter 35
Crazy Cloud 32
mormonpartyboat 25
Mariana Horchata 43
Matey 18
Baloogan 47
Squizzle 51
mrbradleymrmartin 19
Shagaletic 16
Powerball 39
Concerned Citizen 15
ate poo poo on live tv 13
Gobbagool 10
Fallen Hamprince 14
fits my needs 15
Lowtax 43
Quidam Viator 13
Deadgoon 15
:eonwe: 56


ok this is round 2 of voting. voting is open from now until about midnight eastern time tomorrow.

You've got the # of votes next to your name.

51% of total votes wins

G*d bless.

Post ITT what you're doing with your votes

I will update the thread periodically with an official count updated based on what people post

winner will advance to the final yes/no vote on their policy platform and election as cspam prez thanks goons

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
There are 764 total electoral votes so it looks like 383towin.com

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i have communicated to my avatar, and he has indicated that he supports LG (and milkshakes and frothy beers)

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Write me in.

Heather
Apr 14, 2017

by zen death robot
I vote for Powerball. As her friend I am her official emissary.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Baloogan 47
1 to powerball
1 to MH

:deadhomies:

and
45 to LastGirl our next president!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
1 to Mariana Horchata

1 to mrbradleymrmartin


and now: 44 votes to lastgirl

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
69 votes for turdfuzz

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




friendos if elected, it is my unwavering policy that i will become president

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

this is ridculous n undemocratic af
jsut do checkbox poll n give it to who gets most votes!!!!

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
electoral college

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

eonwe posted:

i have communicated to my avatar, and he has indicated that he supports LG (and milkshakes and frothy beers)

fake news

let him speak for himself

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



release the avatars birth certificate

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
bump n ik sticky pls

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Lastgirl 212
Zegermans 21
Turdfuzz 59
Epic High Five 33
Lindsay O Graham 0
Euphronius 19
Cumshitter 35
Crazy Cloud 32
mormonpartyboat 25
Mariana Horchata 45
Matey 18
Baloogan 0
Squizzle 51
mrbradleymrmartin 20
Shagaletic 16
Powerball 40
Concerned Citizen 15
ate poo poo on live tv 13
Gobbagool 10
Fallen Hamprince 14
fits my needs 15
Lowtax 43
Quidam Viator 13
Deadgoon 15
:eonwe: 0

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




since something like 113 or 159 votes wont move (banned users/lowtax) and the vote requires 51% (380 votes) instead of simple majority (372) its crazy easy for us to have a constitutional crisis where no one can legitimately claim the prez seat and crazy cloud declares marital law to quell the riots and becomes presidente for life

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




and im glad of it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




its her turn

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
:drac:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
naw because thanks to our amazingly good and not bad electoral system after today votes start to decay

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

kinda like the idea of a permabanned prez tho tbh

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Turdfuzz posted:

kinda like the idea of a permabanned prez tho tbh

become prez and get permabanned then, b the change u want 2 c ~

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i mean it should be lastgirl cuz she got the most votes n unlike the 1st election u could vote 4 more ppl this time so the concession thing is kinda unneccessary but if we ar gonna do it then im gonna make it stupid
considerin votin 4 mari/powerball

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
really tho this thing could drag out and fug up the timeframe that allows us to inaugurate a new prez on 4/20 I think we'll be in good hands w/ most of these candidates should they win

I just want the process to be wrapped up (like marijuana inside of a swisher) so we can blaze it, electorally speaking.

2 votes to turdfuzz, 30 to lastgirl

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Lastgirl 242
Zegermans 21
Turdfuzz 61
Epic High Five 33
Lindsay O Graham 0
Euphronius 19
Cumshitter 35
Crazy Cloud 0
mormonpartyboat 25
Mariana Horchata 45
Matey 18
Baloogan 0
Squizzle 51
mrbradleymrmartin 20
Shagaletic 16
Powerball 40
Concerned Citizen 15
ate poo poo on live tv 13
Gobbagool 10
Fallen Hamprince 14
fits my needs 15
Lowtax 43
Quidam Viator 13
Deadgoon 15
:eonwe: 0

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
lotta ppl in a position to put LG or to earn her eternal wrath by useless abstention

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



who's the VP, the #2 votegetter?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

punchymcpunch posted:

who's the VP, the #2 votegetter?

VP of CSPAM is a cabinet-level position appointed by the president upon taking office

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

yea ok lg can have my votes idc
vp4lyfe tho
blaze or die

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
traditionally, it is a position given as a bribe to turdfuzz in exchange for votes

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

im good anti-assaisnntation material
i mean heck crazy cloud survived

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

lol gonna use my HUGE 16 VOTES and vote for myself goddamit I don't even know who matey or gobbagool are

edit; spiking this ball and going home

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Shageletic posted:

lol gonna use my HUGE 16 VOTES and vote for myself goddamit I don't even know who matey or gobbagool are

edit; spiking this ball and going home

one o them votes was from me n u do what u want w/ that vote its urs kiddo

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
lastgirl told the thread to buy golden monkey and that was a very good decision

25 more for her stable guidance in these uncertain times

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

one o them votes was from me n u do what u want w/ that vote its urs kiddo

:grinchheartgrowinggif:

I.....I have friend?!?!

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
i am casting my 15 votes for squizzle

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Shageletic posted:

:grinchheartgrowinggif:

I.....I have friend?!?!

I voted for you too

I voted for everyone in round 1 as a patriotic display of my support for checkbox polls and cspam in general :buddy:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
with 69% of the vote in C-SPAM Weekly calls the race for lastgirl

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Chokes McGee posted:

with 69% of the vote in C-SPAM Weekly calls the race for lastgirl

it's her turn

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