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"I ran a robot campaign based on metrics with no emotion, cheated a more popular candidate out of the nomination, cheated against the other candidate in the debates, and promised to wholeheartedly embrace the corporate dystopia that threatens to ruin our civilization. Then I lost." Must be misogyny!
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Ken Bone was an idiot who asked a really stupid question.
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Apr 21, 2017 18:55
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:he makes them look like fools because he's basically the town drunk and still manifestly more capable at political maneuvering than the inbred fawning beltway courtier class who's been running things 
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Apr 21, 2017 19:07
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In the 90's a hip phrase was "no fate but what we make". Now it's more like "no facts but what we make up".
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Apr 25, 2017 15:09
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Before the last election I barely knew of the Pepe meme and in fact thought it was a video game and/or Pokemon thing because of the "ultra rare" moniker. Then some idiots in politics said the frog was racist it became very funny.
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Apr 26, 2017 14:39
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new phone who dis posted:Bernie would have won and the people who ratfucked him and their supporters are responsible for Trump. When you think about it Hillary is the real culprit responsible for Trump's election.
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Apr 26, 2017 15:10
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gently caress the Lesser Evil theory of voting and gently caress anyone who expects me to vote based on it. e: lol, fortuitous timing. This post was made without knowledge of the one above it. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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Apr 26, 2017 16:15
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Toadvine posted:I shudder to think how many young potential leaders within the party have been quashed over the years to ensure a smooth induction for Clinton. I just read a book about the Emperor Augustus (of Rome, obv). He did the same poo poo, he ruthlessly promoted his own chosen heirs while quashing the careers of individuals who were promising for the state, but not of the chosen clan. Except Augusts was a talented and inspiring leader who launched a new era of prosperity and stability for the Roman Empire, whereas for Hillary the best case would be that she manages our decline such that we collapse slowly. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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Apr 26, 2017 16:51
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Dmitri-9 posted:Augustus hosed up too, look at the emperors between him and Nerva. Yeah him setting up heirs was no so good. But more importantly he changed the Roman senate and the administration of the empire such that state was strong enough and competent enough that it could stay solvent and effective even with a poor leader at the top. Compare that to our senate lol.
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Apr 26, 2017 17:15
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What that you say? Why does this bale of marijuana, an incredibly light substance, weigh in at 20x the expected amount when it goes through customs? No reason.
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Apr 27, 2017 23:08
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Murder is a big no-no in human communities. Humans are known as "not murderers" for a reason. Anyone who murdered without cause would be ostracized from the community. Obviously there has never been a murder.
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Apr 28, 2017 01:06
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Accretionist posted:Why? Not their turn yet, I guess.
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Apr 29, 2017 19:14
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bonerjam posted:they are incapable of acting rationally and i don't like the idea of a woman telling me what to do. Mods instead of banning this guy just train him to the Femdom thread, tia.
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Apr 29, 2017 19:44
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Or order him to post in it every day. But the order has to come from Tropo.
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Apr 29, 2017 19:48
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Blue Train posted:Hillary? She's bad.
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May 3, 2017 01:08
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Rasta_Al posted:Hillary, youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron idpol altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the tv to the situation room to let people know that your disappointment in their failed campaign duties plus the time and money you spent trying to appease ersatz retard leftist morons were all a waste of your incredible 30+ year political career. you cannot save face or be even remotely not a cuck.
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May 3, 2017 23:47
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I would have won if LEAKERS didn't tell everyone I was a huge rear end in a top hat!!! *Loses to a guy everyone already knows is a huge rear end in a top hat anyway*
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May 4, 2017 02:00
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Sebastien Lenorman posted:I told you man, its the new counterculture. Same sex marrage and trans acceptance and poo poo has broken civilization. Just in time for global warming. "I just can't live in this brave new world where men are kissing on other men! I embrace the abyss!" - Children, apparently.
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May 4, 2017 02:55
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etalian posted:It still makes me lol how she had hundreds of employees working for months just on the messaging for why she wanted to for president. Still couldn't come up with an answer either.
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May 6, 2017 00:49
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Obama's sick burns directly propelled one egomaniac to the presidency, while permanently locking out another from that same office.
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May 6, 2017 01:44
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Streak posted:Single payer health care is great. It's really too bad that Americans are too stupid to figure it out, though. We're ok if the not the "absolute best health care made by anyone ever, in all timelines". We just don't like "choose between bankruptcy and health" anymore.
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May 7, 2017 23:18
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SickZip posted:every so often I think about how Trump smashed multiple American dynasties, and humiliated the greatest political machine of the world's most powerful empire, because he was made fun of at a dinner party and I give a slightly awed LOL Of our two candidates for President neither really wanted the office. One was running for it "just because" or out of a generic desire for power/status, and the other because his incredible vanity couldn't suffer a dinner joke at his expense. The latter of the two claimed victory. lol
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May 9, 2017 19:22
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bonerjam posted:bernie would have won but tbh i'm kinda glad he wasn't ever called up to The Show. - An American
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May 13, 2017 02:18
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bonerjam posted:my life is pretty great actually and i am happy like 90% of the time. - An American, unironically
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May 13, 2017 02:57
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Accretionist posted:"If you don't like her, don't vote for her" "Ok" - America, 2016.
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May 13, 2017 19:40
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really queer Christmas posted:America actually loved Hillary which is why she won the popular vote. Delusional Candidate Proud of Earning Popular Vote in Record-Low Turnout Election.
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May 13, 2017 20:42
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Like being proud of earning the popular vote in this context would be like if Space Race era United States and Russia both had shuttles explode during launch on the same day but we celebrate because our shuttle reached a higher altitude before self-immolating with the crew aboard.
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May 13, 2017 20:45
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Gammatron 64 posted:No joke, the media lashing out at people like Pewdiepie and James Rolfe are what made me lose faith in the media lol I heard about Pewdiepie and JonTron but what the heck kind of controversy did the AVGN find himself in????
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May 15, 2017 15:58
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Gammatron 64 posted:He dared to say that he wasn't interested in seeing the Ghostbusters remake because he has a strong attachment to the original and the remake didn't look funny. This somehow made him into a he-man woman hater even though he didn't mention anything about the gender of the new Ghostbusters. Oh I'm pretty sure I saw that video. And yeah it was totally toothless and he didn't make it about gender at all. I'm surprised and in fact skeptical that there was much controversy about it.
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May 15, 2017 16:17
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FisheyStix posted:Say whatever else you want about the guy, the dude can navigate the waters of scandal with a steady hand. It's not everyone who's so devoted to his craft that he shrugs off people who go for the throat like that- I mean, these are the same people who broke jontron and any number other impious minor celebs. They can get nasty and loud. But ol James is here for the movies and the movies alone, and I really respect that. It's a trait that I frankly envy. James likes: movies James dislikes: political arguments Be like James.
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May 15, 2017 19:08
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Eagerly awaiting Mike Matei's SJW meltdown.
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May 15, 2017 20:21
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Dapper_Swindler posted:the movie tanked anyway. Hmm, must have been sexism.
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May 15, 2017 20:30
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Play my new app game Hillary's Quest! It's your turn!
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May 15, 2017 22:24
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Dapper_Swindler posted:idk bioware is owned by EA and they have tons of gay people in them. but they are bioware so gay characters are either really good or really awful. Remember in Star Wars: The Old Republic the game launched with only straight romances. But then they decided to add gay romances in an expansion, but to do so they pull all of the new gay characters on the new planet, Makeb. So you got a game with a galaxy full of straight folk except for Makeb, the very gay planet. lol
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May 15, 2017 23:37
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nigga crab pollock posted:Lmfao no way http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Makeb 
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May 16, 2017 00:55
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basic hitler posted:If I have to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all. - Geralt of Rivia Not voting: the neutral path... the Witcher's path.
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May 16, 2017 23:26
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"Invoke 9/11" should be added to the Dungeons and Dragons spell list because only sorcery can explain the effect it has on Americans.
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May 17, 2017 18:46
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Dapper_Swindler posted:lol where the gently caress was this poo poo at my campus. sure alot of people were sad/disipointed and we talked about the election in my on class(teacher was more pissed at the people who didnt vote then any party) but other then that it was normal class day. maybe quieter then usual. by the next week everything was back to normal and i go to liberal leaning state school and we have none of the Liberal IDpol or alt right hysterics. They are just blowing up isolated occurrences and portraying them as trends to paint a narrative. It's just like when a journalist gets wind of a single report of some teen in Bumfark, Idaho pouring vodka into their eyeball and the next thing you know there is a big headline "DANGEROUS TEEN DRINKING FAD" for boomer retards to take seriously.
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May 19, 2017 16:11
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maskenfreiheit posted:run as independent: "you need to work within the system, you're siphoning votes from candidate with an actual chance to win" A+ impression of D&D.
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fruit on the bottom posted:As a democrat she would trip over the cloak and impale herself on the staff while trump swings his mace wildly at the darkness.
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