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A Wizard of Goatse posted:You're not going to get better name recognition any time soon, even if Bernie was up to running in 2020 (he's not) he's basically a Nader now. According to who? You?
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I'm gonna loving herniate a disc from convulsions due do unrestrained hilarity as dopamine floods my CNS if hillary clinton runs again because centrist dems really are that stupid
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May 3, 2017 01:49
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Hillary clinton inhaled sharply as the gun went off, savoring the smell of the gun powder. Her glamour began to fade as her jaw lurched forward, her eyes darkening. her joints snapped, crackled, and popped as her elbows and kneecaps inverted. Her skin began to shine as her scaly form revealed itself. She looked at bill and smiled, as they began their bloody feast on their latest human quarry. Soon they were screeching in ecstasy, their eyes glowing a deep purple. Hillary glanced at the clothes on the tattered half eaten form, a campaign button pinned to the bloody shirt. She smiled and said "you're with her!" they began to howl in mocking laughter as the moon turned blood red and carrion birds and all the creatures of the night began to circle around them in a deafening mocking roar.
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May 3, 2017 05:07
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Debbie Wasserman-Shultz breathed deeply. She was stressed out and desperate to calm down. "God drat Bernie SANDERS." she mumbled. She put the bag up to her mouth and nose again and breathed deeply again. By this point Balthazar was whispering dark secrets in her ear. She tried to stand up and staggered forward, crashing into her bedroom door. "Debbie what the gently caress are you doing?" "Nothing DAD!" she screams incoherently in the air. She pulled out her phone and managed to dial HER. "Voicemail again." she said through teary eyes. She felt really sad. She took a deep breath from the bag again while eyeing her dad's gun cabinet. It could be over so quickly she thought. "NO!" she blurted out, punching what looked like a demon in the head before passing out in a gasoline and paint thinner fed stupor.
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May 3, 2017 05:20
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"my name is Tim Kaine" he said with an overly aggressive giggle. His squat game was on point. His eyes darted around, then he looked up and howled, "my name is Tim Kaine!" and began shuffling around his cell in his perfect squat stance. Grunting and wheezing like a goblin. "I am TIM KAAAAAAAAAINE!" he roared. Then he giggled. He began to pass an old dinner without noticing. "T-tim?" he said as he craned his neck behind him unnaturally. He began to giggle, waddling over to his fresh leavings. He picked it up and began to scrawl on the wall "I am Tim Kaine!" in various languages and scripts, none of which he had ever been educated in. Hillary Clinton smiled behind the one-way mirror. Bill clinton was standing there, eating a donut and looking at him next to her. "What happened?" he said in his folksy southern accent. "You know what happened, Bill." She began to walk towards the exit, calling to the doctor in the room, "Dispose of him and get me another."
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May 3, 2017 06:06
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I tweeted once and now my room is plastered with every publically availabke train schedule in the nation. I get a dopamine rush when two different trains depart at the same time
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May 3, 2017 14:07
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do you want tim kaine's story, DWS's story or the odyssey of the clintarchs
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May 3, 2017 16:47
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Bernie sanders was eating cereal. Applejacks. His favorite. His loving wife sitting next to him, reviewing his social media presence, when Bernie noticed something amiss. Movement out of the corner of his eye. He sighed andgave three quick taps on the table. His wife's eyes widened and in a snap decision they both flipped the table towards the intruder. They grabbed the two.loaded colt .45 pistols strapped under the table. "I told you they would be coming!" she screamed. Bernie smiled knowingly and wagged his finger. He took a deep breath and fired a shot through the table. There was a loud thud. He heard moaning and crawling. He left cover and put his foot on the injured man's head. He recognized the face. "Goodbye Podesta." He fired another shot, sighed and went to get his shovel.
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May 3, 2017 18:54
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If You're a socialist, if you pause meaningful reform to make a system you intend to destroy more equal rather than dismantling it and replacing it with a more equal system, you're playing to a bunch of liberal egomaniacs who have no intention of helping you once they get theirs. It's utterly self defeating for a leftist to work for equity in an unfair system, therefore anyone who settled for HRC can suck the fat one
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May 3, 2017 20:01
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Im an accellerationist
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May 3, 2017 20:05
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The satanic panic only mattered to a subset of Christians and you coukd get through life not thinking too hard about it unless your social circle consisted of people regurgitating poo poo their non denominational evangelical pastor said
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May 3, 2017 20:37
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My parents caught so much poo poo from the parents on the block for allowing me to read harry potter lmao but they were all pearl clutching bible thimpers
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May 3, 2017 20:43
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Reverence for culture for its own sake is one of the dumber lefty fads. Objectively there are lovely cultures. Ones worse than ours. Some are better. Some don't deal with outsiders well and some are straight up regressive and theres nothing wrong with some of them dying off. Monoculture lends itself to less social strife too
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May 3, 2017 20:52
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It's loving blowing my mind that these retards are claiming to support progressive values while literally spiting the poor because they stereotype them all, wrongly, as uneducated racists, and apparently fear enabling a disgusting poor racist so much that they'd rather not help a single working class person at all. Preferring to continue focusing on issues that matter to such a vastly small number of actual human beings that nobody can begin to remotely sympathize with it. And God help anyone who seeks answers from these assholes calling everyone below the poverty line a disgusting bigot, because they just start screaming at people how it's not their job to educate them
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May 4, 2017 00:18
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Mr. Carrier Pigeon posted:Don't worry, by 2024 the Dems will have it in the bag because all the literally shaking Woke™ 10 year olds will be able to vote for Light Itself: Part Deux, made strong and wise by a healthy diet of the poor. Maybe literally, based on the way law favors corporations atm. The youth are going to the right wing because the public face of the left in this country is the fuckstain type of person who backed Hillary from the start, and it's not a good loving look at all.
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May 4, 2017 00:36
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Mr. Carrier Pigeon posted:Yeah this is weird. Like, I'm in my mid-20's and the idea that people younger than me are gonna be to the right of me is just odd. It's not a guarantee but alienation is a hell of a tool to get the results you don't want. It's happening right now, and while things do change, lord knows i grew uo in the shadow of 911 and rode a 5-6 year long patriotism high that made me watch bill oreilly and poo poo and i still got a clue eventually, the democrats were not such an overtly malignant tumor on this country back then.
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May 4, 2017 00:54
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Part of the resistance .... I reflexively cringed and formed a fist
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May 4, 2017 02:41
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:As opposed to when we were 14 and Counterstrike was entirely composed of kids trying to yell human being as many times as they could in a minute? I nearly forgot this story but you reminded me and i feel compelled yo share. My 15 year old self briefly set my steam handle to a jewish surname for steam/counter strike, to mess with some skinheads that kept popping in on my home server. The clan that ran it wouldnt ban them because they toed the line enough to not be outright racist in comms. I hated this so on top of the name change I would set my family bible on the computer desk and recite from the Torah. The bait worked and i got them banned by puppet mastering a very racist meltdown from someone. That weekend featured his aryan posse joining the server specifically to scream incoherent nazi bullshit in legit hate and anger towards me, and i changed it and dropped the act when someone with a security background actually doxxed me and began to harass me under the pretext of me being for real Jewish, even though the word got out it was just a troll. I got mailed a box of poo poo with the turds organized into a swastika. My parents filed a police report lol This happened because i named myself Goldstein and recited leviticus at someone.
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May 4, 2017 06:35
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phasmid posted:I didn't realize you could open the ark of the covenant in counterstrike. just like the ark, open it at your own risk~
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May 4, 2017 07:28
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You can not work to fix a problem meaningfully if you are functioning as a part of the problem
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May 4, 2017 18:37
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Oh my God sell all of your posessions and follow the Lord for i tell you it is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than for him to enter the kingdom of heaven
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May 4, 2017 18:41
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Revolutinary socialists!!! Wow!!
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May 4, 2017 19:37
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Democrats won a majority in one of the houses during the 2006 midterms
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May 5, 2017 00:37
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The fact the tpp is dead is so good and seeing anyone who calls themselves leftist bitch and moan over its grave is amusing and telling of their traitorous nature.
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May 5, 2017 19:03
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here's why trump won: Trump: I am an ugly fuckstain with no ability to filter my internal stream of consciousness when i speak. I want to gently caress up a bunch of people for no real reason. I'm a spiteful person, and i never admit fault. Clinton: I am the exact same, except I hide behind a team of writers and I won't speak unless written for, I want to gently caress up a bunch of people for no real reason but I will moralize about how its wrong for everyone else. I am a hugely spiteful person but I'm trying to push a grandma persona like MOM from Futurama but not half as funny. I never admit fault but i happily fake humility. Liberals took a look at this situation and managed to somehow come to the conclusion that she clearly lost because of sexism and not because Americans understandably hate everything else about her character
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May 6, 2017 03:37
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Alienwarehouse posted:Holy poo poo. in the old original GBS bernie threads this was a running source of mockery because of course she's just a modern goldwater republican. All the evidence is there. It takes a liberal mind to ignore the obviousness of it.
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May 6, 2017 04:07
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I legit want a lady president soon, because we should break those boundaries down, but there must be a candidate with quality. Merely settling for just anyone, including someone as crooked as hillary clinton, is not acceptable. Sorry to the affluent baby boomer 2nd wave feminists who were ready to settle for whoever came along, but settling for a lovely president for a symbolic victory is completely stupid and insane.
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May 6, 2017 04:16
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I guess someone who is a brain dead retard might feel better about their lovely decisions!!!!
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May 6, 2017 04:54
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maskenfreiheit posted:personally i look forward to president palin's bold leadership I knew a girl who was legit empowered by Palin's VP nomination and in that same age group nobody felt like HRC was changing their lives for the better. Take that anecdote and extrapolate it into a larger trend!!
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May 6, 2017 05:07
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Liz warren isn't my favorite politician and i think shes more hype and talk than substance, but she is real enough i would support her in a presidential bid no question
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May 6, 2017 05:18
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An ex soldier said bad things about extremist muslims therefore she's a shitlord or something even if she's a faithful hindu and proven progressive
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May 6, 2017 06:18
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The worst thing about clinton is and was how provably non progressive she is. She has done nothing remotely left of center except to say things she doesn't mean. Honestly any of her other faults, though many, might be excusable if she wasn't a horrendously lovely republican taking democrat voters for a ride
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May 6, 2017 06:29
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spacetoaster posted:Yeah, cause religious people are super good. We all know this as fact. I'm a deeply, deeply flawed person with a lot of issues, but i am unironically a devout Christian at the end of the day. I would say my faith is a big part of what pulls me to the left politically, actually. So, having Tulsi Gabbard be a progressive veteran with Hindu faith should be a good thing to most progressives looking to play diversity and feminist bingo. However because she probably watched her military brothers and sisters die in combat, and as a result said and feels some bad things about murderous extremists; A bunch of moronic idpol centrists think she's an evil shitlord unworthy of their praise. Somehow, a wrinkled old reptilian that literally adopted her human-imitating persona from Mom on Futurama is yet still somehow worthy of their praise and indeed should run for the democratic nomination a third time, assuring that Donald Trump gets a second term, even though by all counts he should be one of the easiest incumbents to beat in the history of this country. Yet so many democrats are tied to 1. The clinton money train and 2. the same money trains republicans are tied to, that an actual progressive with integrity like Bernie Sanders is loving unthinkable to them, lest their swamps be drained for real.
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May 8, 2017 07:32
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Her experience was only even experience on paper. As a first lady she had the legal and constituational ability to do gently caress-all except lobby in a limited capacity for whatever the administration needed. As a senator she was an absentee conservative democrat that opposed gay marriage and her most notable achievement was a failed attempt to ban violent video games. By the time she got to be secretary of state, it was clearly to placate her and again showed herself to be rather absentee, between what we can piece together from the wikileaks data and what is a matter of public record, it appears she spent her tenure as secretary of state engaging in pay4play corruption, breaking national security laws, and getting goons killed in libya. "experienced". Lmao.
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May 8, 2017 11:56
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poor hillary, oppressed by the media
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May 8, 2017 14:21
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Hahaha this is loving iberals.jpg right here. Post that in D&D uspol and i bet nobody would see the problem
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May 8, 2017 14:57
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The electiral college is a good idea implemented badly. States should be able to leverage their population and cultural identity as a state rather than allowing for a pure popular vote where it has no impact on the putcome of an election., a purely popular presidential vote is a really god drat loving stupid terrible loving idea and you haven't thought about it very hard or your anus is still sore from the reaming it got in November but make no mistake the major changes needed to the electoral college is not its mere abolishment. It should stick around in nodified form, where the concept of electors becomes abstracted to a number of votes set by census population data, which is then assigned to districts like representatives are, and the votes automatically go to the winner of the district. In effect you still need 270 to win but it's no longer a winner take all system with no more unelected assholes having the duty of actually choosing pur president.
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May 8, 2017 19:14
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Its fine to place trump on the homophobic idiot scale, but in a thread about Hillary it kinda feels like misdirection and it's worth pointing out she had openly homophobic policies until just a couple of years ago and was even booed for her stance of not thinking the gays were fully human vack in 2008. Plenty of ex staffer gossip suggesting she is a legit homophobe who pays lip service to the cause because nobody would loving vote for her if she made her true feelings known. which slots nicely into her given strategy to her investors of being a two faced demon as a matter of policy.
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May 8, 2017 21:26
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Gammatron 64 posted:Hot take: I think Donald Trump is pretty much indifferent to things like gays or minorities and is way more interested in things like: Tbh you are right
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i'm going to give bill haslam of tenessee a major loving swirlie
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