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Imagine what it must be like, you're a professional photographer and you get a call from that one newspaper you worked for a bit 2 years ago. They want you to take pictures of some "empowered woman" or some bullshit like that for a cover, it pays well and it's something to add to your portfolio, literally no reason to complain. The only criteria is "make it flattering" but making people look good is basically 50% lighting and 50% photoshop, this is literally going to take you one afternoon, easy money. [...] 6 days later, you're but a shrivelled husk of a man. A reptilian henchman (henchreptile?) is holding a gun to your temple and keeps repeating "take another picture, but make her appealing thissssss time" and no matter how hard you try to explain the reptilian princess from Nibiru 7 how to smile like a human it doesn't work. You tell her to just think of what it feels like to feed on the blood of the innocents and you take the shot. It will do, it has to do...
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Otoh half of Hillary's supporters could end up deported or arrested for electoral fraud so yeah, them being upset is rather understandable.
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White women are responsible for all the wars and evil in the world, why would anyone vote for one? edti : 
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COMRADES posted:A good chunk of the population can't even name the countries bordering the US and would probably assume Pinochet was some kind of food item or maybe a card game. to be honest if I ever make up a card game it will be named "Pinochet"
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Alienwarehouse posted:Nah, death to anarchists. We need So close yet so far...
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single parenthesis means "I don't hate jews, hell I love Woody Allen", double parenthesis means "I don't hate jews, but you gotta admit Hamas makes a lot of sense", triple parenthesis is plain antisemetic. Personally I'm trying to reach four parenthesis by channeling the ghosts of Hitler and David Duke but for now I only managed to formulate "the holocaust didn't happen and is a jewish lie, but I wish it did happen, and next time it happens we will do it right, but it will also be a jewish lie" and let's be honest it still needs some work. edit : parentheses? poo poo if know lmao
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bonerjam posted:wait isn't that a real thing? i seem to recall being that an actual thing like putting (bernie sanders) in parentheses is supposed to mean something antisemitic. idfk i don't understand why antisemitism is a thing in the first place. just in case you're not joking, some far-right podcast has an echo special effect every time a jewish sounding name, and its fans represent that by putting jewish sounding names in parenthesis, like that : (((Schlomo Creamed Cormp))). and antisemitism is a thing because they killed jesus and control the world in the shadows.
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Apr 27, 2017 02:22
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lol at conspiracytards still thinking nixon was behind the "watergate", poo poo was debunked decades ago lmao
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Apr 27, 2017 18:35
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I'm starting to believe the few die hard SS loyalists that fought to the end to defend the Führer's bunker were more objective about why they lost than hillary's people. Yeah I'm capitalizing "Führer" but not "hillary", because at least he knew what to do when you lose that badly.
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Apr 28, 2017 16:42
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"woke" : retweeting wendy woke : retweeting wendy porn ascended : paying your wendy burger with porn
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Apr 28, 2017 21:37
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Kiryen posted:It's a lot harder to rant when you're getting the poo poo shelled out of you by the Red Army. you are saying this as a sort of retort, but I'm seeing it as a solution...
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  If I had known that in 2017 the democrats would have turned into a Cult of The Most Enlightened Female Cosmic Saint-Buddha (pbuh), I would have started stockpiling ammo much earlier. edit : I guess now we can add "Heaven's Gate" to the list of organizations that can do self-criticism better than the Democrats.
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walgreenslatino posted:she's blacklisted for supporting Bernie and for saying Al Qaeda is bad I'm not surprised Bernie allows this kind of Islamophobia to spread, typical white male
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Blue Train posted:As in the application process? It's not like they take a white guys job to give to a minority Isn't the H1B visas controversy actually exactly that though?
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Accretionist posted:Franken / Gabbard '20! isn't franken one of those dems who ranted about those meanie berniebros along with sarah silverman?
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May 20, 2017 17:59
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 garbage taste for dumb idiots, I'm not surprised
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Jun 8, 2017 14:53
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what kind of loving deviant looks at wife hentai, that's like legit scary
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Jun 8, 2017 16:29
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dang how hard is it to just say "yeah I like big anime tiddies, what of it?"
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lovely Wizard posted:Based on how they list out tags/genres for each hentai manga, or 'cartoon parn' as Kurt would call it, all he would have had to have done is type tentacle into the site and it would have brought up stuff that was tentacle stuff instantly. good loving job Serpico, I'll have an arrest warrant ready by the end of the hour. We got that scum.
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Maya Fey posted:jeremy "the absolute boy" corbyn says he's still going to try and get Blair on war crime charges lol if they are looking for an executionner, give them my number
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Jun 9, 2017 21:52
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lmao @ mordor's slave mentality
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Jun 10, 2017 01:34
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In this thread, some dumbshit liberal keeps embarassing himself by showing he doesn't understand that it's entirely possible to be against unrestricted capitalism and also to be a nationalist. It's quite sad really. He also doesn't understand that criticism and mockery of his abuelita doesn't necessarily mean endorsement of the worst aspects of the Trump presidency.
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Mordor She Wrote posted:Have you ever been so against unrestrained capitalism that you voted fully in favor of a billionaire Wall Street man and the republicans with their platform of "unrestrained capitalism is cool and good" Have you ever been so hateful of republicans that you voted for a woman that is effectively one but she lost anyway so now you're just flinging poo poo everywhere because this is apparently a preferable alternative to introspection?
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Rutibex posted:like, some kind of national socialism? we prefer the term social-nationalism
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Blue Train posted:Death to America Death to White Liberal Women, too, to be sure.
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