Hillary Clinton has a book about the election now

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scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Somebody who actually bought the book please scan and post the chapter about how "Abuela" was totally a good idea and not transparently condescending and insulting at all.

Violent video games can be as harmful to children as lead-based paint.

My husband did not have sex with that woman, this is nothing more than a vast right-wing conspiracy.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 17:20

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 13:43

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

But guuuuuys she had hot sauce in her puuuuuurse! It was totally genuine too and not a transparently condescending attempt to pander to the perceived tastes of minorities, she just likes hot sauce SO MUCH that she carries it around all the time.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 23:42

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Blue Raider posted:

im the ayatollah of rock and rolla

You gonna be hiring anytime soon?

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 05:05

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Mnoba posted:

lmao

I read that post in the voice of Patrick Warburton.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 01:55

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

I want to propose a better "Fight Song" for this topic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2cWDCBS6Sw

Frequently derided as the nu-metallest, buttest of the buttrock out there, this song still applies. Not because of the message, but because of where it's known from, the scene in Godzilla Final Wars in which Godzilla effortlessly destroys Zilla. One of them is a monster. He's always been a monster, he never pretended to be anything but a monster, and even if you hate or fear him you know that he's exactly who he claims to be. The other one is also a monster, but he's a soulless corporate creation that nobody wanted around even when he was new, and now with hindsight why the gently caress did he even exist much less show up in the modern era? The precise symbolism of the relationship between these two monsters and the American election will be left as an exercise for the reader.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 20:35

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

spacetoaster posted:

Hey Vilerat, did you see the sunrise this morning?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 22:28

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

# ¿ May 2, 2017 00:05

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Crushing for mah soul either way.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 00:32

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Maybe they could... do it ironically?

# ¿ May 12, 2017 02:06

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Tato posted:

what if I told you to pokemon go to the polls, would you vote then? please tell me in 3 emojiis or less

Why don't you make like a tree and pokemon go gently caress yourself.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 19:22

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Also I need to know about if :allbuttons:

counts as a single emoji or not before I can engage in an intellectually honest (and definitely not transparent pandering) way.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 19:24

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MACDONALDS COFFEE A BURGLAR FELL THROUGH A SKYLIGHT AND SUED THE VICTIM BLARGALARLE *falls over backwards foaming at the the mouth*

# ¿ May 18, 2017 02:55

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

FisheyStix posted:

If I see a white man, I say "Sir," i say "sir, you are no good, and I will have none of your malarkey"

I was gonna get mad at this but I can't really. It's true. It's all so true. I am just full of malarkey and also some shenanigans. Most of us are.

# ¿ May 18, 2017 12:44

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 13:43

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Arc Light posted:

Lol if you underestimate Clinton's boundless hubris.

For real, though, I'd think she's laying the groundwork for Chelsea. All those political favors she called in need to be paid off somehow.

Hope the dems run an actual populist next time.

I actually have no idea if Chelsea's a populist.

# ¿ May 19, 2017 04:42

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