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Yeah, but then you take a look at his running mate and the platform of the party he's running on, and even a lukewarm democrat is going to be marginally better at worst than the GOP on that front.

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It's interesting that the more I believe someone was an MKULTRA subject, the more I just assume that they've become crazy.

Nice one, CIA.

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new phone who dis posted:

It needs to be offered to them by someone who seems to want to genuinely help them instead of some sort of cringe android with it's face barely adhering to it's evil metal skull.

This disqualifies all politicians even Bernie

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VikingSkull posted:

everyone forgets that he was originally just a sportscasting blowhard

it's like giving Mike Francesa a political show

Um please?

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basic hitler posted:

if i couldn't stand to hear hillary speak for more than a half second at a time then there's no way i'd ever have watched the republican debates, no

You missed out, from Trump effortlessly dunking on all, to Christie committing murder-suicide on live television and ending Rubio's campaign, it was probably the highlight of the cycle

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Comey did what he had to in accordance with his ethical code and interpretation of his responsibilities to his country.


Yes, in other words

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Oxballs quoted my post; I can think of no clearer indication that I must have made a mistake in my reasoning.

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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

The truth knows no color and has no allegiance, friend

Ugh, don't make this a race thing.

Seriously though, while I don't agree with what Comey did, I do think he acted from pure intentions. I also think that's why he would have been hosed either way.

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That could be true too, I suppose. Those are really the only narratives that make sense.

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He did receive some unsolicited pics from Anthony Weiner, however

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Waiting for Wikileaks to drop the ultimate Clinton scandal to beat all other scandals: Bill and Hillary actually gently caress each other on the reg.

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Blue Train posted:

This is incorrect, the average lifespan was significantly lowered because there was a higher infant mortality rate. As that number dropped due to medical advancements, the average lifespan increased. You'd do better to look at the median lifespan

Here's a thing http://www.livescience.com/10569-human-lifespans-constant-2-000-years.html

thank you

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I'm always pretty skeptical about those claims tbh. It's really easy to try and discredit people who disagree with you by accusing them of being paid shills.

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Up to $215 daily for yelling at people online? JFC, I should've shilled

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Some things are universal across political lines.

These are usually the worst, most embarrassing things.

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That's literally the best example there has ever been or will be

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IIRC, wasn't he the only one to entertain the idea that maybe the polls were actually wrong?

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really queer Christmas posted:

At the same time, the democrats and republicans have not been around since the constitution. Both were once upstart parties born because of elites, corruption, and stagnation in one of the two governing parties. Even if all you get is a regional party at first, they can coalition with dems to get what they want. I mean the republicans went from being a no nothing extremist party to having their man in the White House in under a decade. While they did have slavery as a major issue that rallied northerners, a new deal economic policy may be a big enough spark to get you similar results.

This is true, but it's pretty much always been two dominant parties; the rise of the Republican Party coincided with the implosion of the Whig party and the remnants got folded in accordingly. The issue is a systemic one.

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COMRADES posted:

This is ignorant of US history where exactly that has happened multiple times.

What examples are you thinking of? The biggest example that comes to mind is the Republican/Whig moment, but that required the Whigs to collapse first so that the Republicans could fill the void. When did we successfully break away from the two dominant party structure?

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Soup du Journey posted:

well yeah and tyranny is fine if you have an unbroken line of philosopher kings, but it never works out that way. installing a bunch of bureaucrats who exist explicitly to subvert the democratic process is just asking to get sizzled. founders of the democratic party, i say unto you (by way of the wendy's drive-thru): ditch the superdelegates and risk the occasional whoopsie as a cost of doing business!!!

Thing is, the superdelegates AFAIK have never actually stepped in to overrule the popular vote anyway even when it would have helped get a non-garbage candidate so frankly I'm not even sure what the point of it is anymore.

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Psycho Society posted:

How the gently caress does EA get voted worst company in a country with private prisons

Day One DLC is a greater moral wrong than anything private prisons or banks have done :smuggo:

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Chomp8645 posted:

Remember in Star Wars: The Old Republic the game launched with only straight romances. But then they decided to add gay romances in an expansion, but to do so they pull all of the new gay characters on the new planet, Makeb. So you got a game with a galaxy full of straight folk except for Makeb, the very gay planet.

lol

There's something really funny about the idea that in the Star Wars universe, interspecies acceptance happened thousands of years ago and yet gay people are still segregated onto their own little planet

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basic hitler posted:

You know, at their age, for donald, hillary, and bernie, 4 years can be a long time health-wise. Of course they all have access to top-level healthcare as federal lawmakers, but people fall apart. Honestly I hope trump and hillary fall apart between now and then. Not that being 99% gone stopped Ronald Reagan from winning 1984 but I can hope.

Wait, do you not know that Huma is going to be her next host?

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Therapy dogs kick rear end though

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Like if you tell me that I can pet a cute lil doggie as long as I've been traumatized then sit down while I immediately start crying and tell you about the uncle I've never mentioned before

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basic hitler posted:

If I have to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all. - Geralt of Rivia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0i88t0Kacs

ugh did geralt vote for jill stein

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basic hitler posted:

Some guy: I think people should have access to healthcare that is free at the point of patient use.

Some retard: Haha wow virtue signal much??? Welcome to the club rear end in a top hat. Nobody cares you're soooo righteous lmao gently caress you buddy.

Toadvine posted:

Everyone else in line: Hurry up and order, we burgin back here

Do you mind? My son is trying to watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2 here.

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Hey don't bring me into this pal

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I wish

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Sessions is the man that didn't become a judge in 1986 because he was found to be too racist. So I don't know why people were expecting anything different.

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Maya Fey posted:

ah, it would appear the 16 year old girl anthony weiner was sexting is the REAL predator

http://thehill.com/homenews/news/334511-report-girl-in-weiner-sexting-case-lied-to-damage-clinton

If this were France she'd be president in a few years

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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Who else are they going to vote for? Trump? A third party? Hahahah suck it workers, you get Wall Street technocrats or else nothing at all

This actually. You fundamentally have two options by the time the general election happens. Barring an overhaul of how elections are run, you need to have your dream candidate in one of the two big seats by convention time.

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berth ell pup posted:

i really liked those posts in d&d c. 2015 that were like "it's going to be bush vs clinton again next year!!!!!! you'll see!!!!"

JEB! no wait, jeb!

I think those predictions made sense early on. Obviously the Bush brand was toxic, but the GOP field was just pretty weak overall. Nobody was really expecting Trump to do any better than in the 2012 race and then Jeb actually showed up basically begging to be put to sleep in every appearance and well

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Stexils posted:

it cannot be overstated how much of a clusterfuck that republican primary was. once it was obvious jeb was dead in the shark infested water nobody knew what the gently caress was happening.

It made for great television though.

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food court bailiff posted:

ted cruz is literally the most unlikable human being on the plane and i've never seen anyone say anything positive about him, how did he last so long lol

i mean i know the answer is "he was running against a lady famous for destroying a company, a guy who loved quacamole but couldn't fire up a crowd, and a man who may or may not have almost stabbed his friend once" but seriously the GOP is just as bled dry of talent at the top as the left is

I think Rubio was probably the golden boy at that point, but he had no ability to capitalize on any opening.

That Chris Christie murder suicide was incredible.

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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, and Ben Carson were named as the "pied piper" candidates Hillary's campaign instructed the media to push.

Naturally they become the frontrunners despite Jeb being the clear money leader

Jeb was completely unprepared to handle a question about the Iraq War. Whatever Hillary did, Jeb's extended sad trombone music was all on him.

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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Yeah, it would have been much worse

This is dumber than thinking that Bernie would have lost

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Stexils posted:

who would win in a fight: hillary clinton armed with a cloak of invisibility and a quarterstaff, or trump with a belt of strength and a mace?

As a democrat she would trip over the cloak and impale herself on the staff while trump swings his mace wildly at the darkness.

He would take credit for the win.

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Apoplexy posted:

I'm suggesting Obama should've stepped in and declared martial law and had Trump and his campaign staff rounded up and executed for the treason we now know they committed. Hillary should've been seated by force. You know what's weird about this scenario? Better than Trump. By a huge loving margin, better than Trump. The reality we're in right now is worse than that, and by a wide loving gulf.

#NotAllLiberals

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Apoplexy posted:

I'm a liberal?

I just assumed. Not sure what other group would be crazy enough to think that martial law and install of a new ruler by authoritarian fiat would be a net good for the country.

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