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welfare queen literally was invented to create a lie about lazy poors living high on the hog. If you wanna use a word that's always been an insult to describe someone just call her a oval office or something, it's way more bang for the shock value buck and it's regionally fitting.
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:half an hour before the exit polls lads I'm prepping both celebration and sorrow drinks, it's easy because it's just two large gin and tonics but one has more lime in it. I think lime is the good one? We'll see how the night goes.
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Jun 8, 2017 21:35
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just hook the polls up to my veins already!
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Jun 8, 2017 21:56
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Corek posted:Roll those polls roll that beautiful poll footage!
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Jun 8, 2017 21:59
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hahaha hung parliament I'll take it
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Jun 8, 2017 22:03
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The Glumslinger posted:Ok, so I'm the dumb American, but how are these numbers good news? I have a very poor understanding of how the UK parliament works Tories went from the majority party to a much weaker majority in a hung parlament. Memes aside the idea of some huge Labour sweep would have been absurdly out of reach, it's the best realistic option and it completely crushes any idea of a mandate May and hers may have. Also it rules because this whole thing was her idea and she's almost certainly gonna be pushed resign.
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Jun 8, 2017 22:09
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anime was right posted:theresa may lost seats to a grumpy jam wizard ahaha lmao
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Jun 8, 2017 22:22
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pathetic little tramp posted:Sky reporting May's team is reeling and shocked, expected a 60 seat majority. LORD FLATBOTTOM YOU PROMISED ME RESULTS!!!
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Jun 8, 2017 23:23
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that's like saying if the exit poll is even WRONGER than the results show the Tories could just take literally every seat. Like, yea, you're not wrong, but so?
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Jun 8, 2017 23:40
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You have done well, mr Corbyn, but I'm afraid I still control the police...
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Jun 8, 2017 23:47
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ok look UK I respect you guys as an old power and all but you cannot expect me to take you seriously if 'Vale of Clwyd' is up for grabs in your elections. Call it fuckin Clwydberg or something like an adult.
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Jun 8, 2017 23:50
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I'm not gonna get ANY sleep until at least The Grove Of Gywyrnthal finally weighs in.
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Jun 8, 2017 23:52
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got any sevens posted:english words are supposed to have vowels 'vowels are for cowards' ~ The welsh
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Jun 8, 2017 23:53
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Mycroft Holmes posted:may wants to ban necromancy. i'm not having that. this is a goddamn lie and you know it
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Jun 8, 2017 23:55
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Venom Snake posted:I want to say she isn't but may is absolutely retarded enough to try and arrest Corbyn wasn't there some last minute faux-scandal where someone accused him of leaking something or some other bullshit? May isn't stupid enough to act on that but that'd fuckin own
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Jun 8, 2017 23:56
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Jun 8, 2017 23:57
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:i don't trust trust polls and only consult the glowing aura of my JO crystal mine's always white, is it busted?
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Jun 9, 2017 00:00
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I ate some stew and got more gin, how's it goin
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Jun 9, 2017 01:04
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Concerned Citizen posted:https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/872967182338195458 LIGHT THE BEACON OF GONDOR!
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Jun 9, 2017 01:05
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GANDALF THE WHITE HAS RIDDEN TO THE VALE TO SAVE IT
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Jun 9, 2017 01:07
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Vox Nihili posted:about a 7 so far on a 1-10 scale so the libdems are gonna gently caress the tories over enough to keep them out of majority but UK will likely be saddled with a hung, centrist leaning, parliament that can't do much more than keep PM BoJo from sticking his pecker in the light socket in public?
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Jun 9, 2017 01:10
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Vox Nihili posted:libdems, greens, and UKIP are all dying, even SNP losing seats. labour is looking to benefit oh word? More optimistic than I thought then! Nice! I figured this would be big for SNP and Libdems at least
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Jun 9, 2017 01:14
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Bryter posted:Corbyn vs Johnson would be a hell of a campaign lmao dear lord, I like to think I'm a good servant. I don't ask for much, and my nation is a blasted hellscape of TRUMP and centrists. Give me this. Give me BoJo vs Maoist Bike Man, let me have this pleasure.
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Jun 9, 2017 01:15
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Uncle Wemus posted:WHATS HAPPENING the Welsh have proven a good, if silly sounding, people
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Jun 9, 2017 01:16
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I like the cut of SNP's jib, but good. (please no one tell me SNP is secret racists or something, I'm hoping they're like the one leftist nationalist party I can cling to that has any clout)
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Jun 9, 2017 01:18
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Pierson posted:It's a little embarrassing that even as someone in close proximity to Scotland I don't know more about them but they're not bad. Scottish nationalism is just pretty lefty and so there was a big swing from Labour to the SNP up there last time, letting the tories be very smug, and I hate that. yea from the little I know about them their nationalism tends to be just 'hey it'd be cool if we weren't vassals in 2017' instead of 'get the immigrants out' so they seem cool by me.
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Jun 9, 2017 01:22
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Jun 9, 2017 02:35
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don't play with my heart, Marcus!!!
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incoherent posted:who gets to be it if the tories win tho? BoJo's time to shine! *instantly shits pants*
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Jun 9, 2017 02:46
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Jun 9, 2017 02:56
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bustin!
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Jun 9, 2017 03:03
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no seriously brits who is this fantastic Babadook lookin motherfucker
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Jun 9, 2017 03:13
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Corbyn outright calling for her to resign, this is a blessed day
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tarbrush posted:He's lord buckethead. And it's a bucket hail lord buckethead!
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Jun 9, 2017 03:19
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https://twitter.com/NinjaPotts/status/873001286693785602
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SKULL.GIF posted:166 Labour to 152 Tory I refuse to believe anything is happening until the last district is called. I've been burned damnit!
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Fast Luck posted:Con alright so, english folks, tell me how this could turn to crushing disappointment
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Fat Lowtax posted:Hello, I'd like to introduce you to Ulster Loyalism what the gently caress is that some kinda cheese
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brugroffil posted:Someone give me a US analog for Canterbury. Like "labour winning there would be like Democrats winning in" from what I understand, it's like if Texas went blue with next to no warning/fanfare beforehand
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bawfuls posted:So the right wing party in Northern Ireland is happy to caucus with the Tories, but the left wing party in Northern Ireland has a hard policy of protesting the UK and thus doesn't take their seats. This has the effect of making it easier for Conservatives to form a government. Kinda but to be fair this is like an ironclad ethos of theirs that they've never budged no matter who was on top for ages. It results in situations like this, sure, but it's hardly an active ratfucking of one specific group.
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