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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Squizzle posted:

we need a 9-9-9 plan for brexit

999 Red Balloons.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

So Farage seems to be a big friend and fan of Trump, and I could easily see him doubling-down on the same sort of right-wing populism style and adopting Trump's methods, appealing to the lowest common denominator and literally just saying whatever will get the biggest cheer at the time. I could easily imagine him becoming prime minister, swept to victory on a sea of slack-jawed brit-chuds wearing "Make Great Britain Greater Again" union-jack hats after the big parties fracture.

lol

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Farm Frenzy posted:

does sargon have much of a presence in the UK?

Sounds like a Superman villain.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Karl Barks posted:

i come from a long line of gapes

no ring

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

DIANE ABBOT?!?!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Phigs posted:

drat her for drinking alcohol out a can on the public trains like all the posh bitches be doin.

Is it just a London thing? Most trains I've been on actually sell booze and have no problem with people getting hammered, as long as they don't cause trouble.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Well, didn't the one-trick-pony party do well?
Do they actually have any policies other than "Brexit!" popularism?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

So if the UK leaves and then Scotland becomes independent and joins the EU, we're going to have to have a whole new hard border with Scotland. Passport control and customs checks at Gretna Green.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Martin BadClixx posted:

Oh poo poo

Edit: quickly explain brexit to me while I can still read it

To quote directly from the Brexit Party manifesto, umm

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Surely Boris wouldn't have run for PM if he didn't have an awesome super-secret plan to immediately get us a fantastic deal with the EU, that satisfies everybody?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Prediction:
October 31st - crash out of the EU with no deal. Boris claims this will be amazing for the country and we're steaming ahead into a new era of prosperity.
November 1st - Boris resigns, saying he's done all the hard work and now it's time for someone else to step up and do the simple job of leading us into a new era of prosperity somehow.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Jel Shaker posted:

yet the trains are seriously so lovely its still a 50 minute journey

Don't forget the lovely Motorway Of Eternal Roadworks!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Yes, but what exactly is it?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

RobattoJesus posted:

"Après moi, le déluge"

Be afraid of the lame, they'll inherit your legs
Be afraid of the old, they'll inherit your souls
Be afraid of the cold, they'll inherit your blood

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Norton the First posted:

Like, granted, we may have gone a bit overboard in the US on the whole "checks and balances" thing.

Yeah, how have your checks and balances been working out recently?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I remember when politics was dull and boring and mostly about building new trains and poo poo, and nobody had to put up with rollercoasters of stress and chaos on a daily basis.
Bring back the tedious old farts who did nothing!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Bernstrike posted:

will there be adequate Brexit? :ohdear:

There will be adequate.... something.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

If the EU was a train, an orderly Brexit would be the British passengers waiting politely until the train pulls up at the station, gathering their belongings, picking up their litter, waving a cheery "Farewell" to their fellow passengers and leaving the train, heading onwards for adventures anew.

Currently we're at the stage of necking two bottles of Buckfast, kicking the window through at 120mph, shouting "SEE YA LATER, SHITLORDS" and somersaulting out into the path of an oncoming freight train.

I think that's a fair analogy.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

happyhippy posted:

Subliminal message of the day: The one white tea cup in the middle surrounded by brown cups.

Banned in the meme thread.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

well.. gently caress

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Well yeah, but that doesn't actually mean Brexit is over.

If anything, it's only just got started and we still don't even know what it is yet.

It's going to take at least another year, and we could still crash out with a no-deal exit.

Why have so many people voted to kick themselves in the dick?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Brexit's not over, it's finally starting

Do we know what Brexit actually is yet?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Well, their whole "randomly murdering civilians" policy kinda turned opinion against them.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://twitter.com/june_mummery/status/1219267050574618626

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

euphronius posted:

they passed Brexit without figuring that out ??

whoa there, you're going to have to be a lot more specific.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Is it true that Bojo is going to immediately reinstate the right of Prima Nocta next month, and enforce it enthusiastically?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Bedshaped posted:

What's happening with the airlines?

More importantly, what's the deal with airline food?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Not the DC Batman, the other sort of batman. It's kinda chunky and plain-looking for something that costs as much as a car.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I never thought I'd be punching myself in the dick, when I voted for the "Punch Yourself In The Dick Party".
*sobs*

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

GABA ghoul posted:

Nothing changes for them except that they lose their political representation.

Well, it’ll give the Daily Mail something else to complain about.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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CODChimera posted:

so is it a no deal brexit or what exactly are we dealing with here

They have until December to gently caress everything up, and then it's a no-deal.
Unless they manage to gently caress everything up before then, of course.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Will we finally be allowed to say "Merry Christmas" again?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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PostNouveau posted:

Are y'all out of food yet?

I've been stockpiling baked beans for three years now, so I'm all set.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Quicksilver6 posted:

when does the island sink?

On a geological timescale, the UK is actually pivoting. Scotland is slowly rising up and the south is sinking. By the time they manage to negotiate a deal, in a million years or so, London will probably be completely submerged.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The new Golden Age Of Prosperity has begun! We are all millionaires, employment is 100% and there is no racism. Hurrah! Let's all go fox-hunting on the morrow.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

upsidedown posted:

We’ve always been part of Oceania.

I thought we've always been at war with Oceania?

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


mods?

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