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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Al! posted:

so does any of this lection effect the 2nd scottish independence referendum

no

it's much better than that

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:20

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 21:23

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Vox Nihili posted:

corbyn laughing spreads his wings

oh lord yeah

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:21

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loquacius posted:

is this gonna be the blairite line going forward

the beeb questioned one of the main poo poo PLP ringleaders and he was all "well my boy corbs sure did energize things! full communism now"

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:26

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Zokari posted:

wait if britain basically runs on a FPTP system then how/why are they more than two major parties

i dont know british politics

tiny TINY constituencies + history of liberals + regional geographic parties

regional parties theoretically do well in FPTP, see SNP 2015

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:42

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

my loving god if the tories get their government off of gains in scotland those sheepfuckers will never live it down

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:44

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Grem posted:

May will still be the PM so who cares? She just gets to be horrible forever.

lol no, she gone

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:45

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

nick clegg's motherfucking face is the best part of tonight

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:47

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incoherent posted:

who gets to be it if the tories win tho?

idiots say bojo, i say STRONG AND STABLE backbencher long-term MP

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:49

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Vox Nihili posted:

clegg lost @ 19,756 to Labour�s 21,881.

when is the last night we had a good time in politics

i'm loving serious

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:52

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

die by the loving sword, nick

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:52

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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

someone who can put the stick about

yeah this is good analysis too

bojo is a blowhard but i can't see him being a shepherd

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:53

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

the tories need a loving bullwhip for leader if they have any hope of governing

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:53

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

ISLINGTON LMAO

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:04

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VOTE YES ON 69 posted:

whats the tldr political geography of the uk?

urban england: labour
everything else england: tory
everything not labour: weird

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:16

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

"heavily made-up as if she'd been in tears earlier"

i'm cumming

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:31

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KaptainKrunk posted:

yeah this. Macron and the French bankers will make a play to make Paris the new City and if they're ever challenged they'll just point to the actual loving fascists.

seems fiar

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:37

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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

there has been a massacre

i'm hot, so loving hot

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:37

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TWO loving VOTES

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 06:30

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anime was right posted:

theresa may is possibly the dumbest person ever

TRUMP

*click*

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 06:49

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DUDLEY BY 22 gently caress ME CORBY DADDY

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 07:10

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Venuz Patrol posted:

lol, labour took more "safer" conservative seats than conservatives took seats from labour in total

polling 70k constituencies of inbred morons will never not be entertaining

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 07:14

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Bryter posted:

The idea that they would turn around and go into government with the only party to oppose the good friday agreement is absurd!

after ten years of traveling on bicycle this is literally the first time i've ever wanted to wear a helmet

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 07:16

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Bryter posted:

https://twitter.com/Edcrab_/status/873071454249558016

no that's dumb and counter-intuitive

*sees results*

god, gently caress, burn down the trees i don't give a poo poo

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 08:07

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

good morning y'all

poo poo happened and it was good, poo poo did NOT happen and it was not good

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 08:08

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Bryter posted:

I wonder what UKIP's final tally for lost deposits is. Got to be over �100k.

worth it imo lol

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 08:23

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ThndrShk2k posted:

Why is the map mostly blue compared to the other maps?

lol

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 06:39

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got any sevens posted:

what politico reader doesnt have the pocket change for an f15 to show off to the neighbor?

sure would make my stolen valor claims more believable

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 18:24

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Aurubin posted:

Out of curiosity, I can't really think of an Obama campaign or WH staff who went on to greater or lateral political success. The Chapo House guys?

Are you confusing Chapo with the Pod Save America crew?

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 08:50

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Jose posted:

the person replying is an MP who just won re-election

He's asking about the GFA. It's violated because Parliament is supposed to be explicitly neutral; any coalition with any NI party violates the agreement.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 17:34

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hakimashou posted:

I asked about the dinner egg in the DnD uk thread, someone told me that at Eton, which is the fanciest and most expensive boarding school in England, if the boys are good they get an egg for dinner.

i don't think dril knows this, it's just a silly non-sequitur

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 01:40

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

the Absolute Boy, however, is Real

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 01:40

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i heard when 'loogs found out he was probated he threw up and passed out

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 02:49

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Nonsense posted:

Please don�t give me the old �we were unlucky, just a few votes short� or �the machine was weak we didn�t get our message across� routines please. It was precisely because we DID get the message across that we find ourselves in this predicament.

My son has been left-wing since being at uni and I learnt to dread picking him up from work during the campaign. There always seemed to be a positive message from Labour, hope to an end to austerity, goodies for all, especially the hard done to young. When I tried to counter argue about fantasy politics and asking where Corbyn�s magic money tree was, the answer �our manifesto is fully costed. Your�s isn�t!� shut me down there. Corbyn got out and met real voters. TM seemed to hide from them. Did I get any help from hearing what the great and the good on our side were saying? Well apart from �strong and stable�, �coalition of chaos� and anti-Corbyn waffle from Bojo I heard about 10 minutes from �spreadsheet Phil� telling us to wait for the manifesto. What was in our manifesto to offer hope and counter my son�s arguments? Fox hunting and the dementia tax actually strengthened his hand. To use Sir Geoffery Howe�s cricketing metaphor, I was going out to face Dennis Lillee in his pomp only to find that not only had the team captain broken the bats but had destroyed my pads, gloves, helmet and box, too.

By polling day I was completely punch drunk. The only reason I voted Conservative at the end was sheer bloody mindedness after my son had systematically destroyed any logical arguments I had for supporting a regime that had royally screwed him over and was now coming for me as I approach my dotage. I found myself actually wishing for a Corbyn victory, just to see if the socialist paradise I dreamed of as a teenager was really possible and if not, safe and smug in the knowledge that I could safely shuffle off this mortal coil leaving my son to pay for clearing up the mess!

Can we please find someone who actually knows what they�re doing to come up with policies that make Joe Public�s life a little easier and someone who descends their Olympian heights to engages with us and put them forward? Otherwise we face another 1997 style drubbing nest time.

owns

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 06:20

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

why are parachuting candidates so common in the UK?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 22:24

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loving ell

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 03:42

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sorry

fookin' 'ell

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 03:42

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Baloogan posted:

what thats normal shorthand for her on the monarchy reddit

hero future beheadedness imo

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 03:43

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was gonna make a point about parliamentarian politics

then i remembered i was a loving dick in 2007

poz my neg hole jezza, 'n me brotha too

edit aw gently caress

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 05:58

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bump_fn posted:

https://twitter.com/danhancox/status/876389822713278464

the new election campaign is writing itself

what are the chances like 5 tory MPs initiate a confidence vote if there's a particularly garish DUP demand for C&S?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 23:09

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Ekster posted:

i think the tories are retarded, confirm/deny

Spite has won them three elections in a row

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 23:28

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