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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

twoday posted:

Some days I read the news and I worry that there is something about modern life that is leaching into our diets and driving us all nuts, like something like plastic wrap is the modern equivalent of lead water pipes in Ancient Rome, except they cause dementia, and that’s why the world is like it is

And then I think, no, that can’t be. That’s crazy!

:tinfoil:

Leaded petrol fumes caused the gammons to exist, imo

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Is that the same general who said he would coup corbyn?

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Lambert posted:

Considering we've had open access to porn for a very long time now, it's probably safe to say it isn't actually harmful.

Access to porn isn't really harmful provided its safe, sane and consensual stuff, not having decent sex and relationships education is

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

get that OUT of my face posted:

given that Germany dominates the EU, it's only appropriate that the EU anthem should be something by David Hasselhoff

Fixed that for you

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Lambert posted:

Those were better times, when David Hasselhoff singing "Looking for freedom" at the border wall inspired the people of East Berlin to revolt.

Word is that Honecker himself shed a tear and muttered "it's all over now" just after the first verse

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

communism bitch posted:

Few weeks ago weren't Brexit lunatics declaring their intention to paralyze the country by blocking roads and trains? Maybe this is it lol.

It's a layby in the middle of the night


Someone was out dogging and got the bus stuck

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

cheesy chips is what my family calls nachos. what do they call nachos in the uk?

Are you using the correct definition of chips?

On that note, some grated cheddar mixed into a bag of salt and vinegar crisps is pretty good

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Dravs posted:

I just had an epiphany. Chuka gonna be the compromise candidate for interim PM isn't he.

"I can do it Jo, I have written two articles for the guardian about leadership"

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

genericnick posted:

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Also I'm gonna vote for my local labour candidate too but most definitely

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