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Pener Kropoopkin posted:I'm hearing that May won't do any debates either, lmao. that's cos she's poo poo at it. tv will still go ahead with them, she may or may not change her mind, everything will continue to not matter.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 09:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:16 |
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Condiv posted:Problem is, the other wing is way worse at leading, as shown by them taking the political opportunity of Cameron making GBS threads himself so spectacularly he resigned to knife their leadership in the back. gove/boris might slither out of the shadows once again this time and do some casual knifing.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 11:52 |
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Calibanibal posted:do we really need a separate election thread for every island nation on earth. like where's my new caledonian election thread just countries that matter so yeah you can delete this one
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 15:03 |
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Jose posted:We should nuke whatever country you're from imo the UK? go for it.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 15:07 |
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burn everything tbh, best solution in my humble opinion.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 16:10 |
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Stabbatical posted:Looks like May is following the Trump Approach to PR and press oh great so she's going to win, but not win at the same time then morph into a cheeto/wotsit
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 16:39 |
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Jose posted:In less depressing news I'm dog sitting and the dog has decided to sleep on my bed 'less depressing' ok lol, that bit of trivia just made me buy a noose from ebay thanks.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 04:09 |
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maybe may=shoe leaflets would work better for labour
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 06:43 |
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fuckin tonty, i've been screaming it atop a plinth for months now.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 10:43 |
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corbyn isn't media friendly and his mps keep trying to stab him in the back. eagerly awaiting yvette to be the next one to try.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 13:47 |
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Tingfinder posted:Ukip candidate Gisella Allen says she would bring back the death penalty by guillotine ok noone is THIS ukip, clearly a gimmick. also i've never heard anyone rage against nurseries, but what the gently caress do i know i guess.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 15:37 |
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thinking about it, nurseries are clearly BAD - both the children and gardening varieties, don't get me loving started on plant nurseries!
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 15:40 |
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this reminded me of The Execution of Gary Glitter for some reason
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 17:16 |
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Blair was middle east peace envoy once, come on he has the qualifications and heart. Blair for labour leader
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 08:49 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:I always laugh at poo poo like this because your army doesnt matter then please explain why an ISIS member is currently severing my head off, thanks.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 07:14 |
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Jose posted:lol at blair promising to get involved in the election after telling people to vote May. He needs expelling from the labour party well no, if he tells people to vote May, good chance that they'll do the opposite.
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 08:15 |
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um i have it on good authority that only turkeys have left wings.
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 08:59 |
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Pomp posted:has corbyn instituded full school lunch communism yet not quite, but the good news is that we're all hopelessly hosed for life. i hope that's some consolation?
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 10:01 |
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hello everyone. so i consider myself to be a real 'progressive' hep cat. i mean i read THE GUARDIAN, yeah that's just the kind of guy i am. anyway here are my views about why corbyn is a piece of poo poo for not embracing blairite policies. no NO please just hear me out as i rehash 'lovely articles written by complete cunts' as you might currently judge them with your currently tiny unprogressive minds heh.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 08:12 |
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danczuk...danczuk...name rings a bell even before the rape allegations and i'm trying to place it, but the word 'oval office' just keeps repeating itself my brain over and over again when i try. dunno if i'm just mixing him up with someone else fwiw.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 11:04 |
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lmao ok yep, that's the one. quote:Simon Danczuk has confessed that 'younger women are my Achilles heel' as the 17-year-old he sexted was revealed as a dominatrix who sold toenail clippings online for £10 a time takes all kinds *knowing smirk and eyebrow waggle at camera*
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 12:08 |
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hmm my expert consultant assessment is try and push that rubber knife in yet again, i think it'll work this time *bills labour for 400k*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 07:32 |
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hmm. what kind of jam, this is crucial.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 07:49 |
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Jose posted:Thatcher knew that peolpe who worked for her were pedo's and she didn't care because she knew it meant she could control them pretty effective system for bosses. aside from the 'horrific atrocities' part that is. maybe a different form of closet skeleton, pedoing seems a step too far.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:54 |
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logikv9 posted:the industrial revolution was a mistake, and i think we all know who to blame for that is it obama?
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 06:47 |
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39944331Bishop Len posted:One of Jeremy Corbyn's key allies, Unite boss Len McCluskey, has said he cannot see Labour winning the election. interesting strategy labour, trying to convert undecided len-haters who want to prove him wrong. or in reality nothing matters anywhere and everyone is just a oval office. that's more likely than the 12th dimensional chess theory.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 08:30 |
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if you're american, go back to masturbating over pics of ed balls if you're not american, go back to masturbating over pics of ed balls
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 20:27 |
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Agean90 posted:lol at UK politics being more of a dumpster fire than us politics nah, but it held the title of 'biggest dumpster fire' for a short while last year between brexit and america voting trump. heres to winning it back on june 8th.
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 20:32 |
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all my polls have a small error margin though, so please take them with a grain of salt of course!! 10% either way is an ok error margin right?
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 07:13 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:tbh i find british people kind of annoying and the sooner you all can sink into the sea the better imo as a brit i agree
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 17:58 |
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'gin and tonic' lmao if you don't just inject raw ethanol into your eyeballs
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 19:57 |
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Jose posted:it was nice having some rights super important update: facebook friend posted a lovely post about how police should now have unlimited rights to do whatever they want, when they want to stop knife crime and terrorism. but she added that 'this applies to people of all races and genders' so it's totally ok. on the other hand, she literally used to suck dick for coke so i might take her opinions with a grain of salt before i peronally start lynching people in my allotment idk.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 09:32 |
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oliwan posted:At least Katie Hopkins tweeted a glowing hot take: idk maybe we should hear out the pros and cons of nazi solutions and this 'final solution' I mean no harm just asking questions right? Just keeping an open mind that's all
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 12:18 |
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-40013590/general-election-2017-sweet-shop-in-warwick-predicts-resultsa thing posted:General election 2017: Sweet shop in Warwick predicts results
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 09:42 |
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oliwan posted:I have lots of English friends *facebook profile pic of me standing next to stereotypically english person complete with bad teeth and harry potter wand*
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 14:08 |
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:i know like four tories who are in their early twenties and one ukip voter k calm down adolf dont want any trouble here *slowly backs out*
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 14:19 |
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i went to a grammar school and now im idi amin wouldn't recommend it
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 21:14 |
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Baloogan posted:im pretty sure first contact will be bojo and some alien bojo humanity deserves this tbh
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 15:19 |
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where does garfield stand on the issues?
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 10:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:16 |
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hmm id like to change my postal vote to garfield
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 11:23 |