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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I'm hearing that May won't do any debates either, lmao.

that's cos she's poo poo at it.

tv will still go ahead with them, she may or may not change her mind, everything will continue to not matter.

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Condiv posted:

Problem is, the other wing is way worse at leading, as shown by them taking the political opportunity of Cameron making GBS threads himself so spectacularly he resigned to knife their leadership in the back.

gove/boris might slither out of the shadows once again this time and do some casual knifing.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Calibanibal posted:

do we really need a separate election thread for every island nation on earth. like where's my new caledonian election thread

just countries that matter

so yeah you can delete this one

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Jose posted:

We should nuke whatever country you're from imo

the UK? go for it.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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burn everything tbh, best solution in my humble opinion.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Stabbatical posted:

Looks like May is following the Trump Approach to PR and press

https://mobile.twitter.com/LabourEoin/status/855404855745277952

oh great so she's going to win, but not win at the same time

then morph into a cheeto/wotsit

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Jose posted:

In less depressing news I'm dog sitting and the dog has decided to sleep on my bed

'less depressing' ok lol, that bit of trivia just made me buy a noose from ebay thanks.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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maybe may=shoe leaflets would work better for labour

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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fuckin tonty, i've been screaming it atop a plinth for months now.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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corbyn isn't media friendly and his mps keep trying to stab him in the back.

eagerly awaiting yvette to be the next one to try.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Tingfinder posted:

Ukip candidate Gisella Allen says she would bring back the death penalty by guillotine

"Ms Allen also wants to abolish nurseries, golf courses, plastic bags, sex education, free bus passes and LGBT communities."

Welp, looks like Nigel Farage has some competition for the rear end in a top hat award.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...s-a7696651.html

ok noone is THIS ukip, clearly a gimmick.

also i've never heard anyone rage against nurseries, but what the gently caress do i know i guess.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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thinking about it, nurseries are clearly BAD - both the children and gardening varieties, don't get me loving started on plant nurseries!

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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this reminded me of The Execution of Gary Glitter for some reason

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Blair was middle east peace envoy once, come on he has the qualifications and heart.

Blair for labour leader

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Mycroft Holmes posted:

I always laugh at poo poo like this because your army doesnt matter


america will fight your wars for you
you are in no danger
russia will not attack
china will not attack
you have no neighbors who could attack you
you are fine

then please explain why an ISIS member is currently severing my head off, thanks.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Jose posted:

lol at blair promising to get involved in the election after telling people to vote May. He needs expelling from the labour party

well no, if he tells people to vote May, good chance that they'll do the opposite.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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um i have it on good authority that only turkeys have left wings.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Pomp posted:

has corbyn instituded full school lunch communism yet

not quite, but the good news is that we're all hopelessly hosed for life. i hope that's some consolation?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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hello everyone. so i consider myself to be a real 'progressive' hep cat. i mean i read THE GUARDIAN, yeah that's just the kind of guy i am.

anyway here are my views about why corbyn is a piece of poo poo for not embracing blairite policies.

no NO please just hear me out as i rehash 'lovely articles written by complete cunts' as you might currently judge them with your currently tiny unprogressive minds heh.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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danczuk...danczuk...name rings a bell even before the rape allegations and i'm trying to place it, but the word 'oval office' just keeps repeating itself my brain over and over again when i try.

dunno if i'm just mixing him up with someone else fwiw.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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lmao ok yep, that's the one.

quote:

Simon Danczuk has confessed that 'younger women are my Achilles heel' as the 17-year-old he sexted was revealed as a dominatrix who sold toenail clippings online for £10 a time

takes all kinds *knowing smirk and eyebrow waggle at camera*

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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hmm my expert consultant assessment is try and push that rubber knife in yet again, i think it'll work this time

*bills labour for 400k*

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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hmm.


what kind of jam, this is crucial.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Jose posted:

Thatcher knew that peolpe who worked for her were pedo's and she didn't care because she knew it meant she could control them

pretty effective system for bosses. aside from the 'horrific atrocities' part that is.

maybe a different form of closet skeleton, pedoing seems a step too far.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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logikv9 posted:

the industrial revolution was a mistake, and i think we all know who to blame for that

is it obama?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39944331

Bishop Len posted:

One of Jeremy Corbyn's key allies, Unite boss Len McCluskey, has said he cannot see Labour winning the election.

interesting strategy labour, trying to convert undecided len-haters who want to prove him wrong.

or in reality nothing matters anywhere and everyone is just a oval office. that's more likely than the 12th dimensional chess theory.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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if you're american, go back to masturbating over pics of ed balls

if you're not american, go back to masturbating over pics of ed balls

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Agean90 posted:

lol at UK politics being more of a dumpster fire than us politics :piss:

nah, but it held the title of 'biggest dumpster fire' for a short while last year between brexit and america voting trump.

heres to winning it back on june 8th.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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all my polls have a small error margin though, so please take them with a grain of salt of course!!

10% either way is an ok error margin right?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Fallen Hamprince posted:

tbh i find british people kind of annoying and the sooner you all can sink into the sea the better imo

as a brit i agree

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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'gin and tonic'

lmao if you don't just inject raw ethanol into your eyeballs

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Jose posted:

it was nice having some rights

super important update: facebook friend posted a lovely post about how police should now have unlimited rights to do whatever they want, when they want to stop knife crime and terrorism. but she added that 'this applies to people of all races and genders' so it's totally ok.




on the other hand, she literally used to suck dick for coke so i might take her opinions with a grain of salt before i peronally start lynching people in my allotment idk.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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oliwan posted:

At least Katie Hopkins tweeted a glowing hot take:

idk maybe we should hear out the pros and cons of nazi solutions and this 'final solution' I mean no harm just asking questions right?

Just keeping an open mind that's all :shrug:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-40013590/general-election-2017-sweet-shop-in-warwick-predicts-results

a thing posted:

General election 2017: Sweet shop in Warwick predicts results

After official pollsters got it wrong over Brexit and Donald Trump's win, could a sweet shop in Warwick be the best place to predict the UK's 2017 general election result?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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oliwan posted:

I have lots of English friends

*facebook profile pic of me standing next to stereotypically english person complete with bad teeth and harry potter wand*

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

i know like four tories who are in their early twenties and one ukip voter

k calm down adolf dont want any trouble here *slowly backs out*

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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i went to a grammar school and now im idi amin

wouldn't recommend it

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Baloogan posted:

im pretty sure first contact will be bojo and some alien bojo

humanity deserves this tbh

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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where does garfield stand on the issues?

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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hmm id like to change my postal vote to garfield

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