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lol Living in a world designed for people when superpowers were plentiful, more powerful, and you could use them all the time. Now you have to meditate in a cave full of glowing crystals for an hour just to open the old family cottage's gate because it was designed for people employing 5000 lb grip strength The trip to the nearest convenience store takes you a full hour, because speedsters back in grandpa's day could run the 50 km in under 0.4 seconds and would fly right past it if it were built any closer. You on the other hand can only manage 60 mph and need a short break along the way. |
# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:52 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 16:38 |
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Screaming into the telephone like a boomer because back then they had super microphones |
# ? Mar 27, 2024 20:37 |
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the front door of doctor brain's brain mansion is locked. the locking mechanism is a key pad. four guards stand watch at the door. every day each guard is told one quarter of the code by professor brain's computer, the brainframe. only by psychically examining the mind of all four guards can the code that unlocks the door be obtained. professor brain is the only psychic on earth powerful enough to accomplish this. after a few minutes of straining, probing and astrally projecting, doctor brain is only able to read the baby shark song from the guards minds. it is now stuck in his head. professor brain sighs resignation, moves the doormat aside and picks up the spare key |
# ? Mar 28, 2024 00:41 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:the front door of doctor brain's brain mansion is locked. the locking mechanism is a key pad. four guards stand watch at the door. every day each guard is told one quarter of the code by professor brain's computer, the brainframe. only by psychically examining the mind of all four guards can the code that unlocks the door be obtained. professor brain is the only psychic on earth powerful enough to accomplish this. |
# ? Mar 28, 2024 01:14 |
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Communication problems faced by ghosts: People can hear ghosts but ghosts can't hear people, so the ghosts presume people are being passive aggressive when they don't get a response Ghosts can hear people but people can't hear ghosts, so the ghosts interpret the random coughing and lip smacking people do as rudeness; when people mutter drivel or song lyrics to themselves the ghosts think they must be talking with someone with mental health problems Both can hear both but people initially presume the voices of ghosts are hallucinations and don't respond so ghosts start to think nobody can hear them pretty early on and stop trying Both can hear both but the voices of ghosts come out distorted and terrifying so humans just scream even when it's dad telling his son he's proud of him and trying to give him the winning lottery numbers Neither can hear the other and so most ghosts grasp the situation right away but the real chatterbox ghosts just presume everyone is ignoring them just like in real life |
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