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Drink-Mix Man posted:

CUT TO: Bananas kneeling in church

BANANAS: Our father who art in kitchen, yellowed be thy peel

I assume the clergy all wear banana cassocks?

# ? Mar 21, 2024 16:22

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:08

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Self help rap battle.

# ? Mar 21, 2024 19:51

RavenousScoot

music video rapping into the mirror except the reflection is doing hypeman adlibs

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# ? Mar 21, 2024 21:02

RavenousScoot

taking placebos labelled as various poisons

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# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:03

google THIS

10^10^10^10^(My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard)

# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:32

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Global Anaylsis Report. Newsletter number 1.

A globe is any three dimensional figure in which a point on the figure is as distant from the center as the radius of the figure in question.

End of newsletter number 1.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 13:01

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The final boss of Minesweeper.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:45

google THIS

Prurient Squid posted:

The final boss of Minesweeper.

It's just a 1x1 map with 1 mine

# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:27

google THIS

Minesweeper: The Movie

"Somehow even worse than Battleship," critics rave

# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:32

RavenousScoot

Minesweeper: The Deep: Unchained

Seeing them isn't the trouble... now they can swim

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# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:45

Karate Bastard

google THIS posted:

It's just a 1x1 map with 1 mine

It is a 2x1 map with 1 mine

# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:46

RavenousScoot

RavenousScoot posted:

Minesweeper: The Deep: Unchained

Seeing them isn't the trouble... now they can swim

lofi youtuber bait horror game about big mines with teeth swimming at you from the abyss

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# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:46

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Bananas in the Bahamas. His name is Djama.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 20:31

Karate Bastard

google THIS posted:

It's just a 1x1 map with 1 mine

It's a seventy five page eula with zero correct options.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 23:15

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Minesweeper with permadeaths.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 12:04

Karate Bastard

When you die in the game....................................... you die in real life as well also!!!!

# ? Mar 23, 2024 12:09

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

When you die in real life, you die in the game.

Not like your family can contact the GM and have your avatar retired or your server taken offline.

Like your Tekken fighter drops to the group.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 13:00

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

When you die in your sleep you stay alive in the dream. It becomes another person's dream.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 16:58

Karate Bastard

Y'all pray for my good health lmao

# ? Mar 23, 2024 17:03

RavenousScoot

snooze offs where you have 30 minutes to grab materials from the arena to build the comfiest and safest nest while collecting warm milk etc, then you sleep as hard as you can while your partner throws Z's at your dream bubble to grow it and use it as a medieval flail and batter the opponent's nest to wake them

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 17:11

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

When you dye in your sleep your pillow is a different colour upon awakening.

# ? Mar 23, 2024 17:39

Finger Prince

Prurient Squid posted:

When you dye in your sleep your pillow is a different colour upon awakening.

You mean drool

# ? Mar 23, 2024 17:43

RavenousScoot

pirate trains himself to sleep with one eye open, but ends up losing his sleepin eye in combat and goes mad from the resulting insomnia

now he's plucked both and patrols the high seas reminding overzealous swashbucklers the importance of stealing 40 winks between stealin booty

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# ? Mar 24, 2024 00:16

The Voice of Labor

cat warrior names spoken in the native cat tongue are largely kinda derogatory and humbling so it's a comparative ego boost for a cat to come home and be called mittens after a day of being called he who falls off that pipe by the green house every single time he tries to climb down it

The Voice of Labor fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Mar 24, 2024

# ? Mar 24, 2024 05:24

Finger Prince

The Voice of Labor posted:

cat warrior names spoken in the native cat tongue are largely kinda derogatory and humbling so it's a comparative ego boost for a cat to come home and be called mittens after a day of being called he who falls off that pipe by the green house every single time he tries to climb down it

"Well well well, if it isn't Can't Catch A Bird. What brings you to the alley? I thought you were an indoor cat now."
"Can it, Terrified Of Dogs. Don't look now, but there's a big drooling golden retriever behind you."
"What? Where?!!... gently caress you, rear end in a top hat. Not cool."

# ? Mar 24, 2024 07:45

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Pirates can buy extra eyes to replace eyes lost in combat. But the pirate buys two sleeping eyes by mistake and slips into an eternal slumber.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 12:00

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Bob's Burgers but instead of being nice they're mean to each other. Like, really mean. It's not gritty or dark they just interact with each other like they would if it were a mainstream live action movie made in the 80s or early 90s.

'Oh, Tina? I think Spazz Queen is in her room. Or whatever. Who cares?'
'Yeah we're outnumbered by girls in this house it really sucks.'
'Hey, who spit in my spaghetti while I was in the bathroom?' *rest of family sniggers*
'No way mom you cannot make me watch that little twerp! Just because you're too poor to afford a sitter...'

Note: Don't actually do this or I'll cut you.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 19:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Gaysketball. A sport where the aim is to dunk a smaller hoop & net into a larger one, while simultaneously trying to acquire both balls and then hit them together in mid-air.

By 2032 what started out as a demonstration sport before the 2025 Toronto Pride Festival, based almost entirely on a pseudo-pun, becomes the number one franchise in North America after the NBA, NHL, and MBA keep screwing up.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 19:24

more falafel please: forums poster

Bright Bart posted:

Bob's Burgers but instead of being nice they're mean to each other. Like, really mean. It's not gritty or dark they just interact with each other like they would if it were a mainstream live action movie made in the 80s or early 90s.

'Oh, Tina? I think Spazz Queen is in her room. Or whatever. Who cares?'
'Yeah we're outnumbered by girls in this house it really sucks.'
'Hey, who spit in my spaghetti while I was in the bathroom?' *rest of family sniggers*
'No way mom you cannot make me watch that little twerp! Just because you're too poor to afford a sitter...'

Note: Don't actually do this or I'll cut you.

it's called season 1 of Bob's Burgers

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Mar 24, 2024 20:57

The Voice of Labor

awakening to an alternate universe where everything is slightly worse.

where joy division and bauhaus were early pioneers in the contemporary country music genre

where barry goldwater won the presidency

where new coke became the only coke

# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:47

Karate Bastard

We have to find all these people who successively went to sleep and wake them.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:53

Karate Bastard

Hey, you, Fred. Fred Calhoun. You have to wake up, your dreams are stupid.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:54

Finger Prince

The Voice of Labor posted:

awakening to an alternate universe where everything is slightly worse.

where joy division and bauhaus were early pioneers in the contemporary country music genre

where barry goldwater won the presidency

where new coke became the only coke

Sliders/quantum leap type person landing in that one and going "eh, close enough".

# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:56

Karate Bastard

We weren't going to say anything. We know you need rest and all, but man have you even been looking at any of this?

# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:56

Finger Prince

Whenever those shows end up in a close enough situation, there's always some pendant who's like 'No! We can't stay here!' because of some minor difference like they put mustard on fries or something. And it's like dude you could just move to a different country, hell even a different state, and find more glaring cultural differences than that.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 23:01

The Voice of Labor

the sliders/quantum leap dudes ending up back in their proper dimension but bailing on it because of the mandela effect

# ? Mar 24, 2024 23:46

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

demanding a refund on cereal made with "ancient grains" because carbon dating showed they were produced relatively recently

# ? Mar 25, 2024 00:13

Karate Bastard

Returning the spoon because it's hella expired.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 00:14

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Bright Bart posted:

Gaysketball. A sport where the aim is to dunk a smaller hoop & net into a larger one, while simultaneously trying to acquire both balls and then hit them together in mid-air.

By 2032 what started out as a demonstration sport before the 2025 Toronto Pride Festival, based almost entirely on a pseudo-pun, becomes the number one franchise in North America after the NBA, NHL, and MBA keep screwing up.

I'm gonna take the rock to the rock and the hole to the hole

# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:02

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:08

more falafel please: forums poster

The Voice of Labor posted:

the sliders/quantum leap dudes ending up back in their proper dimension but bailing on it because of the mandela effect

iirc in like episode 1 or 2 of sliders they find the right dimension but the kid freaks out cause the squeaky gate on his fence doesn't squeak so they jump and then dad says to mom "oh, btw I oiled the gate, it shouldn't squeak anymore"

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Mar 25, 2024 06:32

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