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free Trapt CD posted:Cash Cab Calloway  free Trapt CD posted:it's like Cash Cab, but instead of climbing into a taxi, you look on the streets for a man in a zoot suit, and instead of giving you money for answering his trivia questions, you ask him if he is Cab Calloway yeah this needs some development maybe just ask if they can hum any cab calloway tunes? |
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May 3, 2017 15:43
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:
q: excuse me sir; surprise! you're on Cash Cab Calloway. are you Cab Calloway? a: ooh! i know this one. no, i'm not Cab Calloway. q: you lose. give me all your money a: but it was right and i win mo- q: give me all your money |
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May 3, 2017 15:49
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your idea is good but making a joke about it was hard, cause it's implausible any tv hosts would recognise a cab calloway song 
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May 3, 2017 16:06
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Top Secret Interrogation Center In a darkly lit questioning cell lies a lone figure strapped to a stainless steel gurney. Various implements of torture lie strewn about, some glistening with blood. An empty journal lies open on a table near the prisoner. Outside the room a conversation is taking place between the interrogator and his superior... "I've tried everything. Injections of mindbreaking drugs, physical torture, mental torture, I even played some of the worst products to spew out of modern pop culture music for hours on end while the target was on LSD. This guy's unbreakable..." The director sighed. There was only one thing left, then... He locked eyes with his subordinant while putting his right hand into his pocket, fishing about for something within. The interrogator realized what his boss was about to do. "Isn't that cheating??? he asked incredulously. His supervisor didn't seem to have heard. If he did, it wasn't registering in his actions. He turned to the door leading to the cell, reached for the doorknob and turned it while fishing out the object from his pocket. As he entered the room, he handed the prisoner a copper 1 cent coin. "Penny for your thoughts?" he said politely. It would be all over soon, it was the rules. His agency would momentarily have all the information they needed. The prisoner had after all been apprehended when someone threw a 10 cent coin at his feet, stopping him on a dime... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 4, 2017 15:32
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I was having a party and my neighbor came over and told me to watch the decibles, but I don't even have one bell, let alone ten. |
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May 5, 2017 03:56
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He wasn't sure when it had happened, but he realized it had been months, maybe years? And he hadn't heard anything about the man in quite some time. He asked his fiancee, who stared at him coldly and said, 'not this again. No one knows who that is' - yet, he didn't remember ever bringing it up before. A quick trip to Wikipedia showed him something was very wrong. No record anywhere. Nothing. He had to set out. Find NWA. Snoop. Eminem. Trace the roots of Death Row Records. At some point, the world forgot about the good doctor... but was this even the same world? Did his doppelganger escape into a world - his world - where they had not forgotten? |
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May 5, 2017 05:57
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There's an African-American family, and their surname is Smith. They're the Black Smiths. 
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May 5, 2017 15:13
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yeah I named my son after tin, I have a doctorate in analytical chemistry. The birth cert says Stanley Smith. I don't have to justify myself to you people. |
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May 5, 2017 15:54
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joke_explainer posted:He wasn't sure when it had happened, but he realized it had been months, maybe years? And he hadn't heard anything about the man in quite some time. He asked his fiancee, who stared at him coldly and said, 'not this again. No one knows who that is' - yet, he didn't remember ever bringing it up before. A quick trip to Wikipedia showed him something was very wrong. No record anywhere. Nothing. He had to set out. Find NWA. Snoop. Eminem. Trace the roots of Death Row Records. At some point, the world forgot about the good doctor... but was this even the same world? Did his doppelganger escape into a world - his world - where they had not forgotten? Dre, Dre, Dre, Dre Oh Don't you forget about Dre, Forget Death Row, 50 Cent not Dre. Give him all your shout outs, The Doctor is in, buh-bye all your doubts There's Dre! He's standing right there, Try not to stare, he's easily angered. Old age is no excuse, you cannot recuse Yourself from recalling Don't you forget about Dre Don't don't don't don't Don't you forget about Dre Just three syllables, see? Doctor Dre, not hard to say, Repeat and get it repeat and get it Down, down, down As you walk on by Will you recognize Dre? Say his name or walk on by Repeat it and get it repeat it and get it Down, down, down Hey, hey, hey, hey Oh Don't you call him Andre That's not what you say, stick with Dr. Dre He gets real sensitive "Mister Andre" is not what to say Don't you forget about Dre Don't don't don't don't Don't you forget about Dre As you walk on by Will you call out "Dre"?? As you walk on by Will you call out "Dre"?? His name is Doctor Dre His name is Doctor Dre Will you walk on by? Come on, call his name His name is Doctor Dre I say, La la la https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 5, 2017 17:04
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posting smiling posted:smash crab: beat this crab at super smash bros before your cab ride is over, but there's a catch: it's smash bros brawl so the crab stands a good chance (due to the RNG and other elements that make brawl a poor game for competitive play) haha |
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May 5, 2017 18:59
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A guy who bought an evil ghost house trying hard not to face up to his evil ghost house: Hey guys, how often would you say you get hit by cars? Like, 2 or 3 times a month if you don't go out much? They're going to raise my rates and I can't afford that after my cabinets started rotting again. I just don't know how these mopeds keep getting in here...I think there's a hole in the drywall somewhere. |
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May 5, 2017 19:04
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A guy who bought an evil ghost house trying hard not to face up to his evil ghost house: Please do this thread!
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May 5, 2017 19:06
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hockey jockey posted:Please do this thread! call it weird things i'm pretty sure my haunted house is doing |
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May 6, 2017 06:27
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Rotten Punk posted:the concept of "developing a thread" Having to get a thread developed, like you make a bunch of posts and have to take them to Walgreens or Target and wait for an hour to see how they came out. |
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May 6, 2017 08:30
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I think I've sorted the cabinet issue. There's a lot of thick water coming down through the ceiling. It's pretty gross, but these iron pipes get rusty and then you've got goopy, red water...But you know that's what you get when you get a "fixer upper." Hahah. Such a good deal and I love this hedge maze. Anyone know a good gardener? I'm clearly doing something wrong...lot of black roses? I guess coming in? |
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May 6, 2017 16:27
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Taking these mirrors back to Ikea though! They have some kind of defect in the glass that makes me look like I'm screaming, about 500 years old and been in the grave for 450 of them, haha! Do you have any recommendations for good quality, low price looking glasses?
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May 6, 2017 16:44
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rosemarys baby shower
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May 8, 2017 08:50
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May 8, 2017 10:32
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"How can I be more confident?" Dentist, confident and carrying huge iguana: do you mind if my assistant Rojerick joins us? Me, cowardly: Uhh I guess not? Him, digging in: Have you been flossing? Me: Yesh shur. Him, giving me the eye:. Roj, get in there and take a look. I think we've got a fibber. |
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May 8, 2017 13:31
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Plebian Parasite posted:i'm going to make every post in this thread its own thread Did this happen yet? |
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May 8, 2017 14:31
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slowm posted:Did this happen yet? not yet, but only bcuz i'm lazy not because its a bad idea. I should really just close this thread and encourage people to post all this awesome shizz
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May 8, 2017 14:33
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The Weeknd's accountant brother The Weekdy
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May 8, 2017 15:49
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Splatmaster posted:Dre, Dre, Dre, Dre Don't you... forget about Dre don'tdon'tdon'tdon't don't you... forget about dre. |
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May 8, 2017 16:59
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hockey jockey posted:Taking these mirrors back to Ikea though! They have some kind of defect in the glass that makes me look like I'm screaming, about 500 years old and been in the grave for 450 of them, haha! Do you have any recommendations for good quality, low price looking glasses? Thread created: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3819779 |
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May 8, 2017 17:34
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A music video for that song "Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes" but the opposite. "Its getting cold in here, so put on ALL your clothes." All of them. Someone wearing a closet full of shirts and a couple of coats, just rolling around on the ground next to a lit fire place, trying to pull up a fifth pair of pants that they have no hope of zipping or buttoning up.
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May 8, 2017 18:23
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Plebian Parasite posted:not yet, but only bcuz i'm lazy not because its a bad idea. Let's straw poll top 10 |
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May 8, 2017 18:47
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Charles II walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" "Actually it is the result of six generations of inbreeding." The barman cocks his head to one side: he couldn't make out anything Charles has said. Charles' tongue is too big for his mouth as a result of genetic defects. Also he is mentally retarded. |
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May 8, 2017 20:13
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slowm posted:Did this happen yet? dont go carryin pictures of chairman lmao
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May 9, 2017 01:52
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Taking a woman out for dinner at a Mediterranean restaurant, when the server comes to take orders your date orders the 7th menu item, titled "SKEWER OF CHICKEN BARG", and you spend the entire rest of the date wondering what the hell Chicken Barg is. You can't hold a conversation, you can't even look her in the eyes. Your mind is racing trying to figure out what the hell she just ordered. |
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May 9, 2017 01:53
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deep dish peat moss posted:Taking a woman out for dinner at a Mediterranean restaurant, when the server comes to take orders your date orders the 7th menu item, titled "SKEWER OF CHICKEN BARG", and you spend the entire rest of the date wondering what the hell Chicken Barg is. You can't hold a conversation, you can't even look her in the eyes. Your mind is racing trying to figure out what the hell she just ordered. BARG! i hate it when that happens
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May 9, 2017 01:56
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what idiot called it a penis and not a crankshaft
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May 9, 2017 04:00
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what idiot called them comedy songs and not punitive measures
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May 9, 2017 04:01
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Pomp posted:what idiot called them comedy songs and not punitive measures |
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May 9, 2017 04:58
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like the babadook, but it's a wifi enabled smart appliance that costs hundreds of dollars |
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May 9, 2017 06:40
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joke_explainer posted:like the babadook, but it's a wifi enabled smart appliance that costs hundreds of dollars "Mummy I want to read this one" "Hmm I don't recall seeing that one before.. it says 'insert proprietary BabaPak(TM)'" |
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May 9, 2017 12:10
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Halfway thru the movie her internet stops working and all the scary stuff stops, but she also gets really bored from no internet, she has to choose between restarting her router to fix it and risk the scary stuff resuming, or continuing to be bored |
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May 9, 2017 12:16
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alnilam posted:Halfway thru the movie her internet stops working and all the scary stuff stops, but she also gets really bored from no internet, she has to choose between restarting her router to fix it and risk the scary stuff resuming, or continuing to be bored whoa when u think about it this is kinda how the internet always works 
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May 9, 2017 19:28
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a time traveler from the 60s that runs into all sorts of funny problems like always making smoke detectors go off because they smoke inside, getting kicked off an airplane because they smoke inside, etc. |
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May 9, 2017 20:50
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i am he posted:a time traveler from the 60s that runs into all sorts of funny problems like always making smoke detectors go off because they smoke inside, getting kicked off an airplane because they smoke inside, etc. Austin Powers 4: Wherein Austin Struggles With Civilian Life |
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