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joke_explainer posted:like the babadook, but it's a wifi enabled smart appliance that costs hundreds of dollars like It Follows but it's IT Follows CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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I'm what you might call a race realist. I can't see betting on the 200/1 being a good investment. That horse is just too drat slow. |
# ? May 10, 2017 17:55 |
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When I'm 'batin, I always Bing Image Search for "nice dumper" so that the results alternate between hot asses and sweet trucks. "Horny Dad Hacks" maybe? |
# ? May 15, 2017 07:05 |
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I have a good idea for a thread but i just posted one so now i gotta play the waiting game and let it peter out before i try to steal my own thunder.
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# ? May 15, 2017 21:00 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:I have a good idea for a thread but i just posted one so now i gotta play the waiting game and let it peter out before i try to steal my own thunder. |
# ? May 15, 2017 21:15 |
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Content: "I triple dog dare you!" said the cat to the mouse. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 15, 2017 21:34 |
laser shoot larry
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# ? May 16, 2017 02:01 |
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sane clown posse
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# ? May 16, 2017 11:46 |
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saying that guys who drink bud light are really tough and could easily kick my rear end
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# ? May 17, 2017 03:21 |
little munchkin posted:saying that guys who drink bud light are really tough and could easily kick my rear end your ability to kick rear end has an inverse relation to your tolerance for hops ---------------- |
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# ? May 17, 2017 03:35 |
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I have mad hops how are you gonna kick my rear end from way down there lmao |
# ? May 17, 2017 18:52 |
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My basketball skills are unrivaled. It comes from diligent training and dedication to the sport on and off the court. (Wife and I about to use the microwave at the same time, I begin flailing elbows and slam my bowl in the device) (garbage bag full of rotten food and molding coffee grounds is tossed by wife into the garbage, out of nowhere I block the trash bag, causing the contents to scatter all over the ground) |
# ? May 17, 2017 21:13 |
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You got no game sucka! I'm the man of this house. (Tiny baby learning to crawl is blocked from moving towards toy) |
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vanisher posted:My basketball skills are unrivaled. It comes from diligent training and dedication to the sport on and off the court. lol! Same but with baseball, whenever someone is in my way I start running and slide into them knocking them down, then stand up and wave my arms making the "Safe" motion in their face.
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:59 |
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Whenever someone makes a small mistake in public, I point at them and yell "STEEERRIIIIIIIIIIIKE!" in their ear loud enough for everyone to hear. When they avoid making a bad decision, I just point to off to the side, which I am sure they appreciate.
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:41 |
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Sci-fi insults, like "There must be a wormhole between your rear end and your mouth" but that's the only one I can think of. |
# ? May 18, 2017 16:30 |
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"Live short and suffer, VulCAN'T"
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# ? May 18, 2017 16:35 |
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I labored over that wormhole joke for days and that was the best I could do. There's gotta be something... wormhole/rear end in a top hat... there's something there. Have you got a tapeworm, mate? |
# ? May 18, 2017 16:47 |
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"You can walk with rhythm, you'll never attract anything anyway"
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# ? May 18, 2017 16:56 |
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The US National Anthem sung over the theme song from Tetris. |
# ? May 18, 2017 17:05 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:"You can walk with rhythm, you'll never attract anything anyway" |
# ? May 18, 2017 22:57 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:"You can walk with rhythm, you'll never attract anything anyway" lol |
# ? May 19, 2017 02:29 |
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shaggy 2 dope really hosed up when he didn't make his rap moniker 'John Wayne Jay-C'
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 22:28 |
new email form concerned lady Richard Cocksquote:Good day sir. My name is richardson cox. |
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 04:38 |
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had a funny idea with a friend about a freddy kruger type guy execpt he invades people's dreams to call them out on being sexist/racist, and to correct them on pronoun usage. if anyone else wants to turn that into a thread then go ahead. i think there's a lot of potential.
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# ? Jun 14, 2017 03:00 |
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oh yeah I'm glad this thread got bumped. I had like a silly sketch like South Park style satire joke although it's not particularly riveting Like I noticed this thing where middle aged men acquire exercise equipment but never actually use any of it or stop using it and refuse to get rid of it because they might use it in the future (but probably not.) So I imagined this extremely tongue-in-cheek situation where middle aged men with huge guts are nerding out over collecting expensive and interesting exercise equipment despite never using it. Like there are whole conventions of these guys just talking about how cool their hobby is and discussing all equipment collecting relating things all the while being generally out of shape and gross. Tell me more! |
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Starman Super DX posted:oh yeah I'm glad this thread got bumped. I had like a silly sketch like South Park style satire joke although it's not particularly riveting that's a comedc and satirical situation that I enjoy, in concept, thanks for sharing |
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Starman Super DX posted:oh yeah I'm glad this thread got bumped. I had like a silly sketch like South Park style satire joke although it's not particularly riveting They're building tiny scale models of exercise equipment, they have gym dioramas in their basements |
# ? Jun 14, 2017 19:19 |
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Fat collector dad is taking his fat son in birkenstocks with chocolate smeared on his face to a Gym to see the real thing in action, they sit in the lobby watching really fit men walk by, pointing at them and marveling at each different model. Dad puts his hand on Son's shoulder, points at the reception desk and says "Son, if you work hard and discipline yourself, you could be sitting behind that desk one day." |
# ? Jun 14, 2017 19:22 |
Just me and my giant crab claw for an arm | |
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Putty posted:Just me and my giant crab claw for an arm ...playing the claw machine for a chance at a stuffed animal plushie Vanisher crab https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:...playing the claw machine for a chance at a stuffed animal plushie Vanisher crab I want you to win SO BAD and see the results
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Putty posted:Just me and my giant crab claw for an arm relaxing on a friday night after a long week of work, watching bad 80's action movies with a cold beer in the giant crab claw I have for a right arm ---------------- |
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Splatmaster posted:...playing the claw machine for a chance at a stuffed animal plushie Vanisher crab
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 16:14 |
Glass jars will never bother me again! | |
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little munchkin posted:relaxing on a friday night after a long week of work, watching bad 80's action movies with a cold beer in the giant crab claw I have for a right arm finally trying to learn some domestic skills, eager to sew a button back onto my expensive coat, engaged in an epic struggle to thread the needle
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 16:23 |
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lol needs glasses tho |
# ? Jun 16, 2017 16:24 |
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Manifisto posted:finally trying to learn some domestic skills, eager to sew a button back onto my expensive coat, engaged in an epic struggle to thread the needle try lickin the end of the thread
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 16:32 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:try lickin the end of the thread ewww I wouldn't lick the end of this thread, look at all of the people who have touched it! Tell me more! |
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Twenty Four posted:I want you to win SO BAD and see the results https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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