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conan the suburbian conan, what is best in life? to grill your steaks before you to live in a county without emission laws to hear the lamentations of referees and announcers |
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The Voice of Labor posted:conan the suburbian *swings golf club around without a shirt for 2 hours* |
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Giving birth to a child as an April Fools prank. edit: God creating reality as an April Fools. |
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Apr 1, 2024 08:46
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Conan the Suburbian locks eyes with Karen the Barbarian and sees himself stare back at him. |
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Conan the Barbarian Librarian C: People of the small size, use hunting voices. I will not ask again. Teenagers: Or what, nerd Schwarzenegger? C: ... *cut to Conan the Librarian looking annoyed as he goes home trailing a rope of human heads behind him* |
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Apr 1, 2024 10:40
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An alternate rock band that's just a microphone in a field of cows called Moos. |
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Apr 1, 2024 11:29
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Extant members of the band Queen are arrested after it comes to light that Bohemian Rhapsody was a confession |
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Apr 1, 2024 11:33
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"I'm through with this chickenshit outfit" he said leaving the church. |
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Apr 1, 2024 12:01
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Karate Bastard posted:Conan the Suburbian locks eyes with Karen the Barbarian and sees himself stare back at him. Conan the Suburban and Red Karen |
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Apr 1, 2024 17:23
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Finger Prince posted:Conan the Suburban and Red Karen |
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Apr 2, 2024 00:46
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Bright Bart posted:
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Apr 2, 2024 01:47
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What if there was a thread where you express your opinion and then only post again when your opinion is different? |
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Apr 2, 2024 10:06
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That's a horrible idea. |
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Apr 2, 2024 10:18
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But on second thought why not? Could be a worthwhile/brief way of exchanging views. |
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Apr 2, 2024 10:19
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No wait it's dumb. |
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Or? |
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Apr 2, 2024 10:20
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No, it's definitely super dumb. |
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Apr 2, 2024 10:21
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Man lies on his resume to get a job hosting a German call-in advice show when he only took one year of German back in high school 20 years ago All the can do now is reply to questions he barely gets the jist of with 'Yes! Yes! Yes!' 'Noooo' 'You are in the right.' 'You are wrong. Very wrong.' 'I think you know the answer' and 'We have no time to reply TIME FOR COMMERCIALS' while being thankful nobody can see him sweating profusely |
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Apr 2, 2024 10:45
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Contest where people compete for a prize of $1 million by seeing how long they can keep up a preposterous lie You have everything from a woman cramming German and falsifying birth records to convince her own husband she's actually German To people getting PhDs and working out like mad to join NASA mission to the ISS so their lie of being an astronaut isn't exposed |
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Apr 2, 2024 10:50
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Bright Bart posted:Contest where people compete for a prize of $1 million by seeing how long they can keep up a preposterous lie I mean if you get on the mission to the ISS, do you technically lose bc you're not lying anymore?
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Apr 2, 2024 14:10
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RavenousScoot posted:I mean if you get on the mission to the ISS, do you technically lose bc you're not lying anymore? It's a delicate balance to maintain and that's the challenge You have to fake it almost but not quite until you make it |
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Apr 2, 2024 18:57
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Ziggy Stardust & The Spiders from Mars getting into a huge beef with Jethro Moonrock & The Ants of Venus Things come to a head in a bloody brawl that leave no one unscathed. Just nasty. Hair little less, pieces of antenae, and hair dye all over the place |
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posts about how good you post I post so good I post so right I'll even post on a friday night I'm the best poster there is no doubt with my posting gloves on I'll knock you out my posts are like sashimi salty and raw now kneel down before your posting god |
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I get emptyquoted all over this city My post spittle glistening like a snail titty The puns and the memes oh no, you can handle'em When I bubba my gubba you'll be joober flambin' I be paying full price threw my coupons in the trash Buckskin coat on my shoulders and a big ol' rear end And if you ask nicely I might let you kiss it I'm here in BYOB and they call me google THIS Like what |
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Novelty She-wee |
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Inept auteur Japnese game developers shoehorns musical references into everything but it's so jarringly done that it's farcical. |
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You need a good rear end to stop a bad rear end.
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Badonkadonk throwdown, in theater twerk, this spring. |
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Offering to make up after an argument with implausible suggestions 'Hey babe no babe don't cry tell you what let's order in Senegalese tonight and curl up by the fire as the snow falls' *there's no Senegalese restaurant for 100 km* *there's no fireplace* *it's August and 90 degrees outside* |
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A honky tonk? This establishment is a perfectly respectable tonk. |
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Pianos that control tanks. |
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Not the White House by the Why House. |
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Apr 4, 2024 20:13
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Prurient Squid posted:Pianos that control tanks. the sides at war are people who control the tanks practically with no regard to the music vs purists mad that their opposition's combat isn't co-ordinated to dually function as a piano battle and literal battle in tandem
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Apr 4, 2024 20:14
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Prurient Squid posted:Not the White House by the Why House. Whose House? Run's House
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Apr 4, 2024 20:16
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Prurient Squid posted:Pianos that control tanks. All 4'33" on the Western Front |
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RavenousScoot posted:the sides at war are people who control the tanks practically with no regard to the music vs purists mad that their opposition's combat isn't co-ordinated to dually function as a piano battle and literal battle in tandem I'm really picturing anthropomorphic pianos. way to big to fit in the tank so just kinda hanging out in the copula working the treads and the turret with its piano legs |
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The Voice of Labor posted:I'm really picturing anthropomorphic pianos. way to big to fit in the tank so just kinda hanging out in the copula working the treads and the turret with its piano legs they're anthropomorphic pianos that control anthropomorphic tanks by whipping them into action with their pianowires
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google THIS posted:I get emptyquoted all over this city 
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A woman called Dee Bagg. She's actually a wonderful woman and is looking into a way to change her name. edit: She got that name after marrying a man named Richard Bagg. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Apr 5, 2024 |
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All these years I've been using a sword wrong he exclaimed. |
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