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Loki is trying to make the chain of dominos gently caress up by removing one of them from the middle but Thor has to stop him or something.
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imagine a thread where we all pretend we're in line to microwave our lunch at the office break room, but the line has been going on for quite a while! uh oh! what could be happening?
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Apr 14, 2024 05:29
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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imagine a thread where we all pretend we're in line to microwave our lunch at the office break room, but the line has been going on for quite a while! uh oh! what could be happening?
Hurry up! This salmon and broccoli ain't gonna cook itself.
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Apr 14, 2024 05:59
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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They uhhh closed the microwave... it's a part of the maintainance. It's in the newsletter or something.
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Apr 14, 2024 12:11
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Uh oh, someone at the front of the line microwaved something really smelly and the guy after them just started baking a huge potato
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Apr 14, 2024
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A weird little gnome thing called an "inkling".
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Apr 14, 2024 14:19
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- Karate Bastard
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That's just a tiny octopus.
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Apr 14, 2024 14:32
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Not a squid? Know your cephalopods!
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Apr 14, 2024 14:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Advanced genetics brings back the dinosaurs. They live in peace with humanity.
Jeff Golblum say "uh, well shucks".
Holywood keeps on making dinosaur films with the old look becaus it was "cooler".
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Apr 15, 2024 12:12
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big into Jesus’s carpentry and won’t shut up about it. no opinion wrt to his other work
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Apr 15, 2024 12:46
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- Finger Prince
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Jesus returned years ago. He has a niche ASMR carpentry YouTube channel with 250k subscribers, in which he uses ancient bronze tools to create items like they would have used 1000s of years ago. He doesn't speak much, but ends his videos with a wholesome message about loving your neighbor and praying for peace.
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Apr 15, 2024 14:38
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- Karate Bastard
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ASMR carpentry YouTube channel
*whispers* now, we fit the dovetail joint BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and look for squeeze out... along the entire mating surfaces... nope BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Apr 15, 2024 14:59
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- The Voice of Labor
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Can't post for 5 hours!
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Jesus returned years ago. He has a niche ASMR carpentry YouTube channel with 250k subscribers, in which he uses ancient bronze tools to create items like they would have used 1000s of years ago. He doesn't speak much, but ends his videos with a wholesome message about loving your neighbor and praying for peace.
primative technology captions all throughout but they aren't explaining or describing jesus' carpentry work, they are explaining propriety in relations to other people, god and yourself
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Apr 15, 2024 17:04
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Jesus carves out a little wooden doll called Holly Grail.
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Apr 15, 2024 18:11
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- Karate Bastard
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Carpenter Jesus strikes his thumb and is shocked to find no words he can canonically scream
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Apr 15, 2024 18:38
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Jesus wept.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:02
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Few know that He is a Carpenter only as a hobby, and because someone misheard Him and He was too polite to correct them, probably because preconditions weren't the best the first time around anyway, but either way for the second coming He is finally free to follow His Passion, which is to put Demver art on tailgates. Car Painter Jesus.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:43
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Few know that He is a Carpenter only as a hobby, and because someone misheard Him and He was too polite to correct them, probably because preconditions weren't the best the first time around anyway, but either way for the second coming He is finally free to follow His Passion, which is to put Demver art on tailgates. Car Painter Jesus.
Jesus painted my truck. It was a love affair. Mainly Jesus and my truck.
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Apr 15, 2024 20:00
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- The Voice of Labor
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Can't post for 5 hours!
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dude goes down to the used car lot and gets a good deal on a pope mobile only to find out that the transubstantiation is going out and the friars are bald
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Apr 15, 2024 22:01
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dude goes down to the used car lot and gets a good deal on a pope mobile only to find out that the transubstantiation is going out and the friars are bald
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Apr 15, 2024 22:24
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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dude goes down to the used car lot and gets a good deal on a pope mobile only to find out that the transubstantiation is going out and the friars are bald
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Apr 15, 2024 23:19
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dude goes down to the used car lot and gets a good deal on a pope mobile only to find out that the transubstantiation is going out and the friars are bald
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Apr 15, 2024 23:33
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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dude goes down to the used car lot and gets a good deal on a pope mobile only to find out that the transubstantiation is going out and the friars are bald
sensible lol
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Apr 15, 2024 23:38
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"The task at hand is like the old question: How do you eat an Elephant? Folks, one bite at a time".
[John was never invited to speak at the Elephant sanctuary again.]
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Apr 16, 2024 10:26
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Yoda records a dis track against ET. Shots fired.
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Apr 16, 2024 16:30
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- The Voice of Labor
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Can't post for 5 hours!
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the dude at the sex club who's naked except for a chain wallet
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Apr 16, 2024 22:10
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- Finger Prince
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the dude at the sex club who's naked except for a chain wallet
Chain wallet buttplug
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Apr 16, 2024 22:45
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Ok add "butt plug money" to the no list
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Apr 16, 2024 23:11
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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Somewhere, Fred Schneider started scribbling words down on a piece of paper and doesn't know why
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Add "tactical" to things to make them stupider. Tactical wallet. Tactical tank. Tactical breast milk.
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Apr 17, 2024 06:31
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Add "tactical" to things to make them stupider. Tactical wallet. Tactical tank. Tactical breast milk.
Tactical buttplug
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Apr 17, 2024 06:39
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- The Voice of Labor
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Can't post for 5 hours!
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Add "tactical" to things to make them stupider. Tactical wallet. Tactical tank. Tactical breast milk.
stop looking through my aliexpress search history
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Apr 17, 2024 06:40
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A TV show called Remus Proctor's Cultural Enema.
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Throw back a bottle of beer
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Apr 17, 2024 14:24
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future where bottle caps are money, but only snapple and the value is how good the fact is
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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- The Voice of Labor
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the bro hood of crypto scouring the wastes for gpus that they may use their a.i. to mine mickey's malt liquor cap limericks and rebuses
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Apr 17, 2024 20:20
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commercial for a place called Court Mandated Buffet where the owner claims his last place was shut down for price gouging since it was pay-by-the-yum, so now it's all you can eat
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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lesser known fallout factions
the followers of lou. consists only of rob, next week it's lou's turn to be a follower of rob. activities mostly consist of debating the paradox of whether lou can be a follower of lou or rob can be a follower of rob and subsequently whether, on the wasteland census, they should be putting a 1 or a 2 for the membership
... . no one knows much about ... or if they do they aren't saying. it's hard to inquire about something that's named ... so it's turned out to be the perfect name for a secret society. perhaps too perfect
the brotherhood of steel reserve. short lived faction formed immediately after the bombs drop. it was founded along one principle, drinking yourself to oblivion to ignore the mounting horrors around yourself. its last member died a year and a half after nuclear armageddon succumbing to radiation poising. all the other members likewise died of nonalchohol related causes
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Apr 17, 2024 22:20
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Hentai Frank, fastest draw of the West unfortunately
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That's a writing prompt. You can fill in whatever you want after that, like for example a full stop and be done.
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