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What's his mate's name that he's krilling in the name of?
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May 12, 2024 06:05
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I hardly knew her!
Is that supposed to be a carnal knowledge joke btw?
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Oct 13, 2021 15:15
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Insults directed against a crab. "You cretinous crusacean!!!!"
Lol and if the crab is senile you gan go like "You Cretaceous crustacean!!!!"
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Oct 17, 2021 14:30
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I just set up a mail forward to my idiot coworker and go hang out by the cooler
Stakeholders be like that's a boss man right there, always delegating
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Oct 20, 2021 18:01
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Francis (Pontifex Maximus): Pax Vobiscum
Me (A Golden God): Infinite puppies
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Oct 22, 2021 18:06
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Tomorrow never dies huh
Ugh
I just
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Oct 23, 2021 10:27
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Are you wearing the exact same disguise now for the fifth time?! Come on nobody is going to fall for that, you got to be more creative
Bored, in Groucho glasses: no.
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Oct 23, 2021 10:32
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Watch it, pal I feel is pretty clear, but I'm getting real mixed signals off of gently caress you, buddy.
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Oct 25, 2021 14:46
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Bonko Baggins strides forth boldly from Hobbiton, meets tall wanker with more umlauts than fingers, happily returns, never to venture forth again.
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Oct 25, 2021 18:27
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Stübsz, the Elf
son of Ëäërlŷïnðåüwieyeiäe'ë the Mopey.
e: son of Tarzan, apparently. Come to think of it I think the movies got it all wrong when it comes to elf name pronunciation. Huh.
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Oct 26, 2021
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Oct 26, 2021 12:26
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"Galadriel!!!"
--Aragorn, swinging off parapet by hawser line to swipe at the uruk-hai
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Oct 26, 2021
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Oct 26, 2021 12:33
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powerful scene where sonic pleads with the forest animals that make up the innocent bystanders of the sonic universe. he shouts, begs them to band together and help. in the long pauses in his speech there is no response and no background music, only the sound of wind, as the impoverished animals stare at the ground dejectedly, like beaten-down peasants, only occasionally looking up to see sonic speak. in the next scene sonic is silently eating a bowl of gruel in a dirty hut.
...fast as gently caress!!!!!!!
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Oct 27, 2021 17:29
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Hey what you looking at you trough looking motherfucker???
--me, at the abyss
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Oct 28, 2021 23:14
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God made Man in His image, for He is a Colossal dipshit.
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Oct 29, 2021 08:03
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A naked guy with a trombone running around the forest making motorcycle noises to scare off all the game.
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Oct 29, 2021
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Oct 29, 2021 08:51
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These posts are unrelated.
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Oct 29, 2021 08:51
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Add "with a trombone" to anything to make it funnier.
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Oct 29, 2021 17:53
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Had a joke last night while I was half asleep with a trombone and now I can't remember it.
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Oct 29, 2021 23:19
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SC2 marines have no way to pick their nose?
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Oct 30, 2021 08:44
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Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created?
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Oct 31, 2021 12:15
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I push my fingers into myyy....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
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Oct 31, 2021 16:54
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Huh, I guess an old Roman galley slave would be part of a spredsheet, for he rows in columns, you see
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Nov 1, 2021 12:46
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lol these are great
loved Lethal Masculinity - also it made me think of LD50 Masculinity
How many cigars and whisky are the perfect balance of deadly to safe? How much bbq sauce? How many thermostats?
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Nov 1, 2021 17:21
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Oh sweet mary mother of god, how Big a thermostat???
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Nov 1, 2021 17:22
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Cats are like ghosts in that if you just throw out the fish or bones or whatever into the driveway you can slam the door behind them when they dart out
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Nov 1, 2021 17:30
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My cat keeps bringing poltergeists into the house
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Nov 1, 2021 17:44
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Ok ok fine, I'll read it, ugh!
"FEED ME"
Really. That's cute, shitstain.
How long were you planning to just sit there staring at me?
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Nov 1, 2021 19:15
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Help me doctor, I have youtube personality disorder
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Nov 2, 2021
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Nov 2, 2021 12:31
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I'm serious about gaming
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Nov 3, 2021 18:42
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Here is my gaming chair
Here is my mouse mat, for gaming.
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Nov 3, 2021 18:43
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A bob ross painting that hits just the right visual cues to trigger absolutely violent emptying of the bowels in onlookers
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Nov 4, 2021 08:28
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Tragedy ensues when the protective blankets accidentally slip aside during transport to the Louvre
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Nov 4, 2021
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Nov 4, 2021 08:30
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For they didn't reach the loouvre in time, you see
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Nov 4, 2021 08:47
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Ah, you signed the agreement! How about if I *teleports behind you* counter sign it
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Nov 4, 2021 11:47
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From drum'n'bass we got russian hardbass which then evolved into dumbass
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Nov 8, 2021 18:23
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Omfg ouch lol
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Nov 8, 2021 19:10
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May 12, 2024 06:05
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Your mission should you choose to accept it, it said, and then the toilet paper caught on fire and I was like hey what the gently caress
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