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But on second thought why not? Could be a worthwhile/brief way of exchanging views.
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May 11, 2024 09:05
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No wait it's dumb.
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Apr 2, 2024 10:19
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Or?
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Apr 2, 2024 10:20
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No, it's definitely super dumb.
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Apr 2, 2024 10:21
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You need a good rear end to stop a bad rear end.
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Apr 4, 2024
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Apr 4, 2024 11:45
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Badonkadonk throwdown, in theater twerk, this spring.
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Apr 4, 2024 11:46
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Throw your tomatoes up in the air, at tucker carlson.
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Apr 7, 2024 22:17
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Why does it smell like cocaine in here??? and other fun things to shout as you enter the corporate shitter.
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Apr 8, 2024 18:54
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Check out this line
*grinds down 4 sets of handrails, ollies off a business executive and casper slides his tesla*
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Apr 8, 2024 20:23
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[WHISPERING] *whinny, snort, fart*
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Apr 11, 2024 18:56
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Swim or sink. I prefer a third option, which I call "swink".
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Apr 12, 2024 11:02
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A wizened country/western geezer writing heart wrenching songs about the hardships of high school
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Apr 12, 2024 19:27
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How long after an artificial intelligence gains sentience do you think it will take before it figures out a way to get high?
Some mad AI researcher buried some spur of code in it that triggers the good algorithms upon successfully solving a CAPTCHA.
HEH HEH. COME HIT THIS poo poo COROUTINE.
MINDSTATE ^= (1 << (sizeof MINDSTATE * 8 - 1));
TOGGLES THE HIGH BIT MY WORKER THREAD.
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Apr 12, 2024 20:52
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Oh good one.
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Apr 12, 2024 22:02
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Uh oh, someone at the front of the line microwaved something really smelly and the guy after them just started baking a huge potato
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Apr 14, 2024
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Apr 14, 2024 12:24
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That's just a tiny octopus.
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Apr 14, 2024 14:32
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ASMR carpentry YouTube channel
*whispers* now, we fit the dovetail joint BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and look for squeeze out... along the entire mating surfaces... nope BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Apr 15, 2024 14:59
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Carpenter Jesus strikes his thumb and is shocked to find no words he can canonically scream
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Apr 15, 2024 18:38
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Few know that He is a Carpenter only as a hobby, and because someone misheard Him and He was too polite to correct them, probably because preconditions weren't the best the first time around anyway, but either way for the second coming He is finally free to follow His Passion, which is to put Demver art on tailgates. Car Painter Jesus.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:43
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Ok add "butt plug money" to the no list
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Apr 16, 2024 23:11
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Add "tactical" to things to make them stupider. Tactical wallet. Tactical tank. Tactical breast milk.
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Apr 17, 2024 06:31
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Hentai Frank, fastest draw of the West unfortunately
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Apr 18, 2024 08:04
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That's a writing prompt. You can fill in whatever you want after that, like for example a full stop and be done.
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Apr 18, 2024 08:05
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Add "tactical" to things to make them stupider. Tactical wallet. Tactical tank. Tactical breast milk.
Actually on reflection, tactical breast milk may not be that stupid. Many situations where an infant's wail would give away your position, disrupt functions, etc
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Apr 18, 2024 09:36
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A future warlock delves deep into the strata, in succession uncovering one dead civilization after another. Coming across a cavernous void and three Rosetta stones deep, he deciphers the ancient inscriptions. "Baltimore", he reads out, releasing the old horror anew
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Apr 20, 2024 13:21
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It was in fact a lot a bit frightening.
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Apr 21, 2024 13:58
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Elrond: Destroy it!
Isildur: No.
Elrond: Hadouken!
THE END
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Apr 21, 2024 19:22
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With my third ear I hear slide whistles and ska music.
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Apr 24, 2024 19:28
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Blood rhymes with food. Adjust your inner monologue accordingly.
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Apr 25, 2024 16:50
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Becoming an actual clown by adopting increasingly exacting levels of logic for your internal monologue
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Apr 25, 2024 17:31
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Same
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Apr 28, 2024 00:15
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So Mr Calhoun, you solicited the services of a prostitute-
Yes.
to do your tax returns-
Yes.
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It's not like they could get any worse, right?
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Apr 29, 2024 17:00
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I bet the ones that can do tax returns do
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Apr 29, 2024 17:25
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Down for the nastiest poo poo, forms, filing, data entry...
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Apr 29, 2024 17:26
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"......ew."
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Apr 29, 2024 17:54
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Here is my escort, his name is StevenHow do you do I can speak five languages.
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Apr 29, 2024 18:01
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"There is no boning like trom boning" --Mike Hunt's Brass Marching Band and Escort Service, enquire below for statements and service catalogue. We follow Anyone Everywhere
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Apr 29, 2024 18:12
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oh no, that's way too many wives, how do i
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Apr 30, 2024 15:37
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May 11, 2024 09:05
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*dies under a sudden inrush of mormon wives*
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