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It's a box of cereal called Honey Bunches of Hall and Oates but it's a lot cornier than Honey Bunches of Oates and the gimmick is when you finish off the box, a sensor inside triggers and the box starts singing "It's G-O-O-O-O-NE! Oh, I'd... get a coupon and replace it!"
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Top Secret Interrogation Center In a darkly lit questioning cell lies a lone figure strapped to a stainless steel gurney. Various implements of torture lie strewn about, some glistening with blood. An empty journal lies open on a table near the prisoner. Outside the room a conversation is taking place between the interrogator and his superior... "I've tried everything. Injections of mindbreaking drugs, physical torture, mental torture, I even played some of the worst products to spew out of modern pop culture music for hours on end while the target was on LSD. This guy's unbreakable..." The director sighed. There was only one thing left, then... He locked eyes with his subordinant while putting his right hand into his pocket, fishing about for something within. The interrogator realized what his boss was about to do. "Isn't that cheating??? he asked incredulously. His supervisor didn't seem to have heard. If he did, it wasn't registering in his actions. He turned to the door leading to the cell, reached for the doorknob and turned it while fishing out the object from his pocket. As he entered the room, he handed the prisoner a copper 1 cent coin. "Penny for your thoughts?" he said politely. It would be all over soon, it was the rules. His agency would momentarily have all the information they needed. The prisoner had after all been apprehended when someone threw a 10 cent coin at his feet, stopping him on a dime... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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joke_explainer posted:He wasn't sure when it had happened, but he realized it had been months, maybe years? And he hadn't heard anything about the man in quite some time. He asked his fiancee, who stared at him coldly and said, 'not this again. No one knows who that is' - yet, he didn't remember ever bringing it up before. A quick trip to Wikipedia showed him something was very wrong. No record anywhere. Nothing. He had to set out. Find NWA. Snoop. Eminem. Trace the roots of Death Row Records. At some point, the world forgot about the good doctor... but was this even the same world? Did his doppelganger escape into a world - his world - where they had not forgotten? Dre, Dre, Dre, Dre Oh Don't you forget about Dre, Forget Death Row, 50 Cent not Dre. Give him all your shout outs, The Doctor is in, buh-bye all your doubts There's Dre! He's standing right there, Try not to stare, he's easily angered. Old age is no excuse, you cannot recuse Yourself from recalling Don't you forget about Dre Don't don't don't don't Don't you forget about Dre Just three syllables, see? Doctor Dre, not hard to say, Repeat and get it repeat and get it Down, down, down As you walk on by Will you recognize Dre? Say his name or walk on by Repeat it and get it repeat it and get it Down, down, down Hey, hey, hey, hey Oh Don't you call him Andre That's not what you say, stick with Dr. Dre He gets real sensitive "Mister Andre" is not what to say Don't you forget about Dre Don't don't don't don't Don't you forget about Dre As you walk on by Will you call out "Dre"?? As you walk on by Will you call out "Dre"?? His name is Doctor Dre His name is Doctor Dre Will you walk on by? Come on, call his name His name is Doctor Dre I say, La la la https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 5, 2017 17:04
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Content: "I triple dog dare you!" said the cat to the mouse. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 15, 2017 21:34
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Putty posted:Just me and my giant crab claw for an arm ...playing the claw machine for a chance at a stuffed animal plushie Vanisher crab https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 16, 2017 13:37
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Twenty Four posted:I want you to win SO BAD and see the results https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 16, 2017 17:19
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"Georgia; sweet Georgia, I've got Georgia on my mind" -the Devil
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Jun 24, 2017 16:53
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...so then the saber-toothed tiger says, "fangs, knife to meet you!"
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:its generally much healthier to live lower on the food chain -- if you arent a vegetarian you should eat herbivores mainly seem like Q: What's a Rust Monster's favorite snack? A: a food chain! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 25, 2017 19:31
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John McEnroe and Gordon Ramsey in a screaming match on the set of Iron Chef. The fight escalates into a violent tennis match using the secret ingredient
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Jul 6, 2017 03:12
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their desk never has anything on it
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Jul 12, 2017 15:45
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Battlebots but with sex toy attachments but everyone still has to maintain a high level of professionalism, regardless of how inane it gets (and it gets i n a n e)
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Jul 27, 2017 03:37
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Twenty Four posted:I call my bot "The Vibrator" lol! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 27, 2017 13:43
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FactsAreUseless posted:Jamie from Mythbusters talking very seriously about how a 16-inch silicone fist with a World War 2 theme called the Bouncing Betty Bunker-Buster is the best item they could find for weight distribution. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 27, 2017 17:42
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A karaoke bar for mimes
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Jul 28, 2017 21:31
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Jedrick posted:bbq romance novels Do the thread! Do the thread! 
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Jul 30, 2017 18:14
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got any sevens posted:skeletons can't get boners Another BYOB suc... wait, that can't be right https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 5, 2017 02:24
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Anti-demolition derby. It's a bunch of cars equipped with collision avoidance and quasi-autonomous systems that avoid hitting each other in a demolition derby style arena, with tires and stuff for obstacles.
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Aug 9, 2017 14:58
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sebmojo posted:the weed is actually common weeds like dandelion, burdock, supple jack. he has them in bags inside his suit jacket as he stands on a street corner. Fox News reports marijuana is now legal https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 9, 2017 21:31
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elephant: I will seriously trample the next jerk that says anything about keeping me away from the cocaine
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Aug 13, 2017 18:53
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A jar of various denominations of coin with all the pennies removed is un-cented
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Aug 17, 2017 12:52
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Twenty Four posted:I just.. I... ugh, lol! I know, I know- to be fair, it was a joke I heard in a dream so I gave it a chance. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 18, 2017 12:53
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Twenty Four posted:No no, it was on point! But you know it was worthy of both a groan and a laugh! Thank you for your graugh! 
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Aug 18, 2017 17:16
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This is the 667 re: to this thread. I have broken the curse!
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Sep 1, 2017 13:26
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Yeah, I vape **turns into an ethereal cloud of vampire vapor**
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Misty Mountain House of Pancakes 50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey Lady G and the High Elf Choir High Elf Elrond is mad as hell, battle anybody fought Sauron myself, Isildur took the Ring, Dwarves can't sing, Frodo's got Sting I shoulda dropped that thing in the Cracks of Doom myself... Back to Middle Earth with this resurrection, the Valar sent you back as a divine correction, you beat that Balrog's rear end there was no question so now it's Gandalf the White mothafucka White (his staff, too) Gandalf the White mothafucka White (plus his staff, too!) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 16, 2017 23:38
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:An alien fungus invades the earth replacing real people with mindless clones. BYOB is entirely spared because our good cheer and massive THC content lets us blend right in. Good friends, good weed, good riddance invasive fungus amongus! Bonus: what subjugates and enslaves the rest of humanity makes 'Yobbers trip awesomeballz because of the above little munchkin posted:good job to to everyone who made a post about how their garden looked bad but on purpose every thread is the right thread to congratulate 'Yobbers! |
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Oct 4, 2017 21:33
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A ghost that can only be seen if it's wearing a sheet on it's head
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Oct 6, 2017 20:46
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alnilam posted:I believe this happened in Beetlejuice a sheet that can only be seen if a ghost is wearing it on it's head while watching Beetlejuice https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 6, 2017 21:03
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Third-tier cowboys of the American West: This is thread-worthy, please let the memory of other third-tier cowboys of the American West live again? |
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Oct 6, 2017 21:08
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alnilam posted:^^ good argument against an indecent exposure charge Your honor, I was going to pay a ghost I met online to kick my rear end and we ended up watching Beetlejuice together and one thing lead to another... |
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Oct 6, 2017 21:10
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A movie where a team of Special OPs people break into CERN, reverse the polarity of it and use it to shift us back into our REAL timeline. What would it be called? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 9, 2017 19:04
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Headline: Cold Cocksucker product spokesman cold-cocked by a cockeyed coxswain with a petcock for saying the word "heck". https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 17, 2017 23:01
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He who controls the Pumpkin Spice, controls the universe! -Baron Vladimir Harkonen, after taking a sip from a pumpkin spice latte https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 18, 2017 01:25
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sebmojo posted:lotr but with Rodney dangerfield as Aragorn You ever wander the wilderness as a lost scion of a long-dead kingdom? I tell ya! It's the worst- people make up names for ya, like "strider" and "longshanks", why isn't it "hard to buy pants for" or "guy who can't fit in a bed"? No respect! And that's another thing, I got a girl who's father is get this- "Lord of the Elves". I mean, come on! How's a guy supposed to compete with THAT? He's immortal, she's immortal, the only thing good about this whole thing, is eventually I'll be DEAD! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 18, 2017 23:04
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From my dreams to you: Crou de Ton- when your salad becomes innundated with so many extra toppings it looks like a revolution happened https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Santas stacked up high all sitting on each other’s laps telling themselves what they want for Christmas. It’s a human Santapede
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I've been secretly replacing my boss's lunches with red clay. He hasn't noticed yet but when he does he's gonna poo poo a brick!
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is Shroedinger's mime alive or dead inside the imaginary box he's trying to get out of and if he's dead then is he a zombie because we can clearly see he's still moving and trying to get out of the imaginary box?
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