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Saint Pepe- Patron Saint of people on the wrong side of the bathroom door when they really gotta go
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Anyone else ever wonder how long they think one of those superballs would bounce if you threw it real hard at one of the interior walls of the International Space Station? Hopefully you are now. It would also be good if the walls are as strongly reinforced as I think they are because whoopsies
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Nov 22, 2017 17:18
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Trapdoor Spiderman
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TV sitcom, Frankenstein: Firefighter! Our hero Frankie works at the local volunteer fire department. Frankie is everyone's neighborhood friend, but when he shows up on the scene to fight the flames, he faces his mortal enemy! Fire Chief: Oh, no! There's a 3-alarm fire at the strip mall! We're gonna need EVERYONE on this one! Assistant Fire Chief: Everyone? *all eyes on Frankie* Fire Chief: EVERYONE! Frankie *waving arms frantically*: FIRE BAD! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 11, 2018 17:23
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:like fingerprints, everyone's butthole stamp is unique Defense Attorney: My client is innocent! Judge: I don't think you can use that as your opening statment... Prosecutor: I... object? Judge: What is the basis of your assertation that your client is innocent? Defense: You got the wrong rear end in a top hat! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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"I can't believe I just got hit by a loving car!" -future astronaut https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 7, 2018 18:43
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alnilam posted:The Wayne's world "hi I'm in delaware" gag but it's about obtaining cornmeal HEY! I live in cornmeal! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 9, 2018 13:38
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alnilam posted:hey take it up with the hypothetical grocery-version of wayne campbell He's too busy trying to buy that guitar and win over Cassandra https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 9, 2018 13:51
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*two guys with cornmeal all over their faces sitting at a table with a pile of cornmeal on it*: "You feel anything yet?"
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Feb 9, 2018 15:20
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Children of the Cornmeal
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A garden that displays statues with no arms, legs, or head- Thoracic Park
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Today we celebrate the life of an Irishman who, on the 17th of march- ran out of whiskey when the stores were all closed. To pass the time, he went on a wild goose chase shooing all the snakes out of Ireland. We commemorate this occasion by drinking a lot and asking ourselves "wait, were there REALLY that many snakes in Ireland, or is that what happens when you run out of booze? And wouldn't it be a wild snake chase?" Stay safe, friends. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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A contractor tried to use a protractor as a murder weapon and nullified his own existence...
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Mar 20, 2018 14:40
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Bruce Banner at a water park: HULK SPLASH! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 26, 2018 14:12
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Deadpool: I haven't had this much fun since I said "Negasonic Teenage Warhead" out loud! |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765007&pagenumber=1215#post482545523 **adds "hemp-fueled brain dropping" to lexicon** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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"I think, therefore I uh... what was I saying?" -René Descartes, right after hitting his first bowl https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 28, 2018 18:22
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albany academy posted:Drinking beer out of wine glasses cutting cheese with a bread knife https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 31, 2018 18:21
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Splatmaster posted:cutting cheese with a bread knife lol, cutting cheese! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 31, 2018 18:22
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Making canyons out of gopher holes
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Mar 31, 2018 19:02
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If you accidently spill a bong throw a pinch of weed over your shoulder
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Kthulhu5000 posted:On tonight's episode of Coach: M-O-O-N, that spells Coach! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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After years of deliberation archaeologists have decided that triceratops may have had a point after all look, this popped into my head at 4am on the way to the bathroom, I'm proud of myself for remembering to post it here even if it's bad! Thanks for reading 
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Apr 6, 2018 18:20
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Pick-up line: "I was wondering if you'd be interested in finding out just how many drinks it would take for you to sleep with me!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 7, 2018 13:57
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Farecoal posted:Local man Splatmaster arrested & charged with manslaughter after a local woman suffers fatal liver damage; details on page 8 Her: There hasn't been enough booze distilled by mankind! Me: Challenge accepted! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 7, 2018 17:00
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:hot dogs cut up in mac-n-cheese counts as a balanced meal WWJD(faKB) What Would Jesus Do (for a Klondike Bar) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 10, 2018 00:07
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"The Book of Genesis" by Phil Collins, an excerpt: "In the beginning we were struggling, so there was nothing but then we paid the electric bill and behold! we had light! It was good." https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 10, 2018 01:46
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Mortal Cumberbatch- A movie about Dr. Strange vs. Smaug vs. Alan Turing vs. all the other roles Benedict Cumberbatch has ever played. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 10, 2018 19:10
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Forged in Fire but you have to make a bong and get the judges high with it
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Hug-O-Tron 9000 is here to cuddle away your troubles BeEpbOoP!
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The Chillmarillion When Fëanor took the dank from the Two Trees of Valinor and imbued 3 bongs with their essence the Elves rejoiced because they all hit like Manwe in a mosh pit! Morgoth heard about them and decided he had to have one of these fabled bongs, so he stole one and the rest is history. Read more about the Downfall of the House of Fëanor and the War of the https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Manifisto posted:computer equipment was not merely designed to be functional instead of sexy. it was designed to be hideously ugly. it was the exact off-white shade of stain and grime. it was the exact awkward blockiness and offputting angularity of austere soviet architecture. there is no conceivable attractive interior design scheme into which it could blend. and we all lusted in our hearts for these magical zork-playing monstrosities. ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Nostalgic for the bad and stupid things I miss having to use that coding wheel to look up the word on page 26, paragraph 3, third word in. ESPECIALLY if you only got one shot, and the pages start being numbered on the second page, but the first page had words on it too, so is it going to work? Is it??? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 8, 2018 01:46
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One word: Vampirates
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Black Superman lights a barbeque in a public place with his laser eyes because he's not afraid of that lady. You know who I mean. His momma. For eatin' all that greasy pork. He knows better!
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...finally, after hours of careful preparation and planning, after making sure all the connections were in place, after doing one last sound check, I was ready. The other elements had only recently come to pass- crucial to my plan, yes but not my magnum opus, my piece de resistance. The dice were cast. There they lay on the table for all to see. With a satisfying 'click!' I energized the circuits, hearing- NO! f e e l i n g them come to life with crackling malicious energy. Raising the microphone to my lips I sneered before I let loose my victorious battle cry to decimate my family, my foes as I shouted... Y A H T Z E E ! Tomorrow I will see to it the the chainsaw is well-oiled and fueled up. I hear we may be playing Jenga... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Cubone posted:Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Cubone posted:Help me operator, Cubone posted:Winding down the day, Cubone posted:Beating off to telemarketers, Cubone posted:Pistol in my mouth, Cubone posted:Dicing up tomatoes, Cubone posted:One day something's coming, https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Forged in Fire: Bong Edition
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Jedrick posted:I would watch the gently caress out of a glass blowing forged in fire. Doug Marcaida (after huge bong rip and exhale): Your bong, will c h i l l https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Manifisto posted:as you're signing your mortgage papers you notice that "and mortgagee agrees to be totally gay from now on" has been hastily scrawled under the final paragraph Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs now includes "Being Fabulous!" along with "safety" and "security" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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