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saying that guys who drink bud light are really tough and could easily kick my rear end
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had a funny idea with a friend about a freddy kruger type guy execpt he invades people's dreams to call them out on being sexist/racist, and to correct them on pronoun usage. if anyone else wants to turn that into a thread then go ahead. i think there's a lot of potential.
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Putty posted:Just me and my giant crab claw for an arm relaxing on a friday night after a long week of work, watching bad 80's action movies with a cold beer in the giant crab claw I have for a right arm ---------------- |
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Jun 16, 2017 16:09
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an isis video where one of the terrorists keeps making homoerotic threats like "we're going to eat your rear end, america" and the other terrorists try to stop him but he keeps doing it
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Jun 21, 2017 00:21
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basically all my ideas are whatever the last thing I read was only I make it about hitler or eating rear end
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Putty posted:Did you hear? Poison Ivy is the new hot thing! Everyone is doing it. Why haven't you jumped into some poison ivy yet, gramps? Are you lame? Too uncool for poison ivy? some people think poison ivy is bad but i think it's good to get ---------------- |
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Jun 26, 2017 13:21
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the matrix scenes where moprheus is teaching neo how the world really works, but instead of talking about zion and the machines controlling the world, he mostly focuses on how urine is sterile and completely safe to drink
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:oh you mean THE TRUMP MATRIX ? no i don't mean that ---------------- |
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ghost emoji posted:a pyramid but instead of hieroglyphs there's emojis makes u think ---------------- |
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Jul 12, 2017 01:53
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brainstorm bad times/places to do the Rick Flair "Woooo!" yell
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Jul 17, 2017 05:07
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Twenty Four posted:The opposite of this thread that happens to me all the time: my trick is to post a thread where the op is just an explanation of what the joke is. then you can just post a joke whenever you think of it example: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3826136 ---------------- |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:The many, many reasons I am not allowed back in this Irondale, Alabama Shoney's: Family Style Restaurant. i can think of some funny reasons to not be allowed back, but i won't post them unless a thread is made ---------------- |
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Jul 18, 2017 05:38
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a debate thread where some people post about how spiders are good and some people post about how spiders are bad
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Jul 27, 2017 00:42
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FactsAreUseless posted:Jamie from Mythbusters talking very seriously about how a 16-inch silicone fist with a World War 2 theme called the Bouncing Betty Bunker-Buster is the best item they could find for weight distribution. that's a funny thing to imagine, op ---------------- |
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Jul 27, 2017 18:17
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i think a good idea for a thread would be one where i post long descriptions of seinfeld episodes, getting as detailed as I can just from memory, and then other posters can say whether they remember that episode or not
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Jul 28, 2017 21:12
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bad times/places to explain to your parents that youre a member of a rap group called "the bitch pleasers" and your last album just sold 3 million copies
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trying to explain to a bunch of moms friends wearing loose fitting tanktops and no bras that changing the name now would be too damaging to our brand
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Aug 4, 2017 04:05
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a gbs style "mock thread" where we talk a ton of poo poo about elephants and how bad they are
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Aug 13, 2017 17:51
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basically the premise would be that i cant think of anything good to post so i just make a joke about the first thing i see on my desk, only the thing would be like "the original copy of the declaration of independence"
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Aug 26, 2017 16:54
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hull_cogan posted:*me, at burger king trying to impress my chinese friends with knowledge of their culture* I'll have one burger and a pair of "chop sticks" to eat the burger with, please. thats a good joke op ---------------- |
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Putty posted:The esports themed funeral for my grandfather, the greatest Falco player of all time *sobbing while delivering the eulogy* my grandfather's death was total bullshit, imo it was rng that killed him, not the cancer. he would have easily survived if it was best 2 out of 3 ---------------- |
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Aug 30, 2017 18:28
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a mafia movie but one of the characters thinks "make him an offer he can't refuse" means to suck their dick
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they say "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" so why did my boss get upset when i showed up to work in a stripper cop outfit?
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what if a mafia boss smoked weed
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Sep 21, 2017 22:28
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the movie speed but instead of going fast on a bus you need to harass a certain amount of women each hour on social media or something will explode
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Sep 21, 2017 22:31
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my jokes here are going to see a huge drop in quality now that my threads about eating rear end are no longer welcome
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Sep 21, 2017 22:32
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don pardo from snl reading the results of your std test
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Sep 22, 2017 03:05
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Starman Super DX posted:woke up this morning with this thought in my brain for some reason how abouy a therapist who offers to be your "soundboard" and whenever you talk about your problems they only reply in famous lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies ("get to the choppa!", "I'm detective John Kimble", etc) ---------------- |
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a "prestige" tv-show but instead of characters getting killed every episode, fans eagerly tune in every week to find out what characters get sucked off
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an alternate universe Air-Bud where there actually is a rule in the book that says dogs can't play basketball
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Sep 28, 2017 02:34
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air bud goes to texas and discovers theres no rule in the book that says a dog cant get the death penalty
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Sep 28, 2017 02:44
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im the guy who glues the watermelons back together after a Gallagher show, ama
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Sep 29, 2017 02:42
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dont worry too hard if you get asked "what part of a boat would be the boat's dick if they had sex?". Theres no one correct answer, your interviewer is just trying to see how your mind works and how you approach solving problems
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Sep 29, 2017 21:22
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little munchkin posted:dont worry too hard if you get asked "what part of a boat would be the boat's dick if they had sex?". Theres no one correct answer, your interviewer is just trying to see how your mind works and how you approach solving problems me: what makes you think that boats wouldnt make love? *hiring manager leaps out of chair* when can you start? ---------------- |
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Sep 29, 2017 23:59
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i am going to run for president as a member of the "put hundreds of dogs onto a rocketship and have them explore space together" party, which is exactly what it sounds like
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vanisher posted:Comedian: Cats are funny sometimes... lol ---------------- |
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a thread where I introduce the concept of double-irony in which you say that good things are good or that bad things are bad
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