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little munchkin
i don't think you get what double-irony is about dude

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little munchkin posted:

i don't think you get what double-irony is about dude

you probably can't even tell if that post was being double-ironic or not

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got any sevens posted:

it's "opposite" "day"

i think it would be funny to have a thread where everyone complains about how opposite day has gotten too commercialized

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a list of things that are going to make this year the chillest thanksgiving ever

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pennywise the clown from IT only he assumes the form of whatever makes you the most horny

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deep dish peat moss posted:

A viking comedian named Jerry Steinfilled

what's the deal with decapitation? *audience starts clapping and howling with laughter*

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how about a viking sjw who wonders why when they invade a neighboring country it's called "pillaging" but when the europeans do it it's called "colonizing"

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an itemized list of union demands from the dick sucking factory

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Elderly Jerry Seinfeld with dementia:

"Who ARE these people?"

(He doesn't remember)

lol

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jerry seinfeld on opposite day explaining what the deal is with various things

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Putty posted:

A thief who steals peoples bones right under their noses

i don't have any bones under my nose

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how come every time a woman proclaims to the world that she's independent, people call her brave, but whenever a man does it the manager at target tells him that the intercom is for employees only?

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Twenty Four posted:

"I'm so tired of these stupid unfunny Garfield cartoons! Maybe it's not Jon's fault, maybe it's the cat. Ah look here's one with a dog instead!" *Starts reading Fred Basset* "Dammit!!!"

Fred Basset is hilarious, actually

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whispering something dirty into a robots ear, and it's head pops off on a spring and makes a cartoony "boi-oi-oing" sound

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wondering where the trash goes after you throw it away... the world may never know

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i can't think of a good way to word it but basically the premise is that sjws think it's "problematic" to make jokes about slipping on a banana peel, and that's upsetting to me, someone who doesn't believe in PC culture

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another funny idea would be a rapper who is always bragging about his/her pubes

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Ride The Gravitron posted:

I like the way you think

thanks

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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

a robot made for smooches

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cda posted:

Lois Lane: So where are you from?

Clark Kent: Smallville.

Lois Lane: Yeah, no, I know. But I mean where are you from.

lol

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white people keep saying "thank god you're here, superman" even though he's still wearing the Clark Kent disguise

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a cop says he shot superman because it looked like he was holding a gun. however a bystander managed to take a cellphone video and he was actually lifting up a bus that had crashed and flipped over

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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Getting a tattoo that says, "Bored and Horny" to streamline things.

a lot of people would get two tattoos but you correctly identified that you could express both things with just one

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Pee 2.0

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