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a weird guy who talks about how good meditation is and how often he meditates, but he thinks that meditation and masturbation are the same thing and is so vague about it that no one ever finds out
"I meditate every day. As soon as I wake up, I grapple with myself until I gain total clarity"
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I saw those ads for that meditation retreat but I don't think I'm ready yet to do it with strangers. already easy enough to call over my buds for some group meditation
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Dec 17, 2020 03:33
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I mean yeah sure, if I haven't meditated at all for like a week I guess you could call it transcendental
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Dec 17, 2020 05:22
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that modern trope in a movie trailer where there's a cover of a popular song playing, but it's really slow, moody and dark, and it's the hamster dance
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Dec 19, 2020 02:20
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a company that is able to remove memories, but specifically they're only able to erase the plot of terminator 2 from your mind, so you can go into it fresh, not knowing if the terminator is good this time or not.
also it removes the memory of guns'n roses video for the song "you could be mine" just to be sure
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Jan 1, 2021 01:20
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tbh less of a joke and more just something that would be cool
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Jan 1, 2021 01:21
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The porn game industry is clearly running out of ideas now that they're parodying educational software. I'm not sure who Mavis Beacon Teaches Gaping is even for
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Jun 8, 2021 02:44
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a Vanity Fair video on youtube: Masturbation Expert Reviews Honking Off Scenes From Movies
[clip of matthew mcconaughey talking about jerking off in wolf of wall street]
okay well first of all this guy is no expert, this is something hollywood always gets wrong. it's a marathon not a race. not impressed with this at all
[clip from boogie nights]
that technique is called the owl's hoot. it was actually made up by the community to root out the people who don't really know anything. anyone who tells you they can do the owls hoot for real is a phony. it's shocking to see it in a major motion picture, obviously fake. not surprised this guy went on to make those stupid resident evil movies, they have all the same mistakes
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Oct 31, 2021 05:32
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a clickbait article called "21 times wardrobe malfunctions appeared in film", but every movie listed is clearly a porno and the author just genuinely doesn't seem to understand what pornography is, or possibly even what sex is
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Jun 6, 2022 22:46
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May 20, 2024 15:19
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this has been in my head for months now: you know how when you look up a recipe online, a large majority of the sites, particularly blogs, will have a very long preamble that may or may not actually pertain to the recipe in a meaningful way, like a long story about when they served the dish, what it meant to them, and all that. ie, the stuff you quickly scroll through to get to the bit where the ingredients and cooking instructions are. my idea is a site that is otherwise normal, but if you read the preamble, it's just erotica, like full-on porn, and nothing else on the site references it in any way. the recipes are totally legit, but as you're rapidly scrolling down to see them you subconsciously see stuff like "hollowing out my pussy like he's mining for coal" or "gushing like old faithful" and it gives you pause.
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