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If Goku's Nimbus cloud could talk, what would it say? "Goku, please stop farting on me."
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alnilam posted:know man's guy Norman Ski
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Oct 18, 2017 02:35
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Dune but with Rodney Dangerfield. "Hey now! Dontcha know that fear is the mind killer?" "So what?" "So what!? So let's dance!"
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Oct 18, 2017 02:36
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got any sevens posted:All dogs go to heaven with Rover Dangerfield e: wow I can't believe that this movie is actually in my collection. Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Oct 18, 2017
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Oct 18, 2017 04:21
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Manifisto posted:I'd heard about "tactical pens" before if the awful Kickstarter thread has taught me anything it’s that all you have to do is search “tactical edc minimalist” on there to find the longest list of useless and asinine inventions you could ever hope to witness
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Oct 21, 2017 21:11
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vanisher posted:Ready to get serious about self protection? Is your lifted truck and bodybuilding routine not masculine enough for your lifestyle? From the makers of the Tactical Scarf comes Tascticles. These exquisitely crafted steel testicles are made from only the finest Tamahagane steel made in the traditional Japanese style, and their fibre mesh covering is both supple and strong to allow you to wield them similar to Nunchaku. The waist strap comes with an overhang or underhang arrangement for either a more concealed look, or an intimidating bulge visible through a variety of pant styles and fabrics. Don these beauties today, sold at most neighborhood gun shops and Walmart shopping centers. is there a tungsten version?? e: tungstickle
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Oct 21, 2017 21:45
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got any sevens posted:wussy superheroes: Wussy supervillains: The Mad Tickler
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Oct 24, 2017 21:13
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lovely Friend Man Super powers include coming to your house, asking for a beer, and then only drinking half.
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Oct 24, 2017 23:04
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Opposite Day Unawareness?
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Oct 27, 2017 16:11
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You know something? You have just the most fantastic crotch! e: 10/10 would sniff again Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Oct 31, 2017
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Oct 31, 2017 04:38
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Putty posted:accidentally locked inside the Disney Vault *one employee to a new one* They say long ago an intern just like you got locked inside the vault... and he never came out. Not even after the rererelease of Beauty and the Beast! But they also say that on cold, quiet nights, if you put your ear up to the vault door you can hear someone whisper: "No one's slick as Gaston! No one's quick as Gaston! No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's!"
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Nov 1, 2017 18:05
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Goon Challenge: Get a coworker fired by convincing them to masturbate at work
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Nov 11, 2017 20:52
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I wanna work in some kind of “very expensive” joke but I can’t think of one
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Nov 12, 2017 23:10
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DavidAlltheTime posted:A portrait studio where they give really niche directions to people getting their pictures taken: haha "Alright now how about you give me a nice 'seeing a high school friend for the first time in years and just now learning that they've become a sex worker'... Perfect!" *click*
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Nov 14, 2017 05:55
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"Now if you can just show me enraged with just a touch of contemplative bemusement?"
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Nov 14, 2017 06:01
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"Can you give me a good 'just posted a thread on an internet comedy forum'?"
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Nov 14, 2017 16:17
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What do you call having sex in a coffee shop in German? KAFFEEBOHNEN
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Okay bear with me because I realize how far-fetched this one is. I swear this is the last DBZ joke I'll make because we're just about at the end here- That Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Alec Baldwin except that Goku is Seinfeld and Vegeta is Baldwin “I think I've worked harder than you and not gotten as far, quite frankly"
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