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what do you call a joke with no punchline
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a young ted nugent attempting to convince his parents to let him elope with a pregnant barefoot M-16.
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Sep 27, 2017 15:14
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wil wheaton attempting to free the image of young wesley crusher from the inside of a huge CRT
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Sep 27, 2017 15:15
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:lewd daguerreotypes and saucy handbills theres a twitter account titled WHORES OF YORE which is run by a legit historian/sex researcher and it is chockablock full of ancient smut. like good goddamn the amount of parisian whores who prefer to get rum-rogered wearing their striped socks. . . . indecent. crimes |
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Oct 5, 2017 20:30
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deep dish peat moss posted:I'm going to have to watch this, lately I've been obsessed with the idea of Hell portrayed as a late 70s/early 80s gameshow or soap opera, with hazy lighting and that sort of vaseline fog over everything so that shiny things turn into bright little stars, like everything is superficially shiny on the surface which hides the dirt and filth beneath. And all the people, despite whatever subtly terrifying things are happening just barely off-screen or in the background, are dry and mundane and have no personalities beyond focusing on the show, like they're all scripted. When you finally finish the show and step backstage and go through the dressing room door, you find yourself instead walking onto the stage of another gameshow and starting all over again. didn't a goon just buy the set from a 1970s gameshow that would make a great short video, like you're interviewed by satan & going through the details of the worst poo poo from your life in front of an audience, only to finally finish & have to start all over again. goon project? goon project. crimes |
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Oct 11, 2017 06:49
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I don't have search, but I think it was in GBS. IIRC it wasn't gbs, either PYF or creative convention. crimes |
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Oct 11, 2017 18:00
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oh. i DO have search. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3825791&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post474359023
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Oct 11, 2017 18:02
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vanisher posted:Unorthodox lawn care tips from seasoned pros oh i'm seasoned all right. seasoned like a kitchen playset left behind a rusting truck, in a brownfield. crimes |
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Oct 13, 2017 02:28
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*men at work voice* woo gotta pee now ooof gotta pee now crimes |
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Nov 29, 2017 22:13
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spy vs spy but it's young hitler vs time traveling hitler i understand y'all disagree but i think there's a rich vein of comedy in that idea. like in order to kill a baby you gotta be as evil as a hitler. staring into the abyss and all that. hitler hiding behind a building shootin sling shots at yung hitler trying to paint a river or some poo poo crimes |
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Jan 12, 2020 17:33
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yes but only if we can also deepfake his face onto Baby Hitler.
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Jan 12, 2020 19:35
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Face/Off but Bruce Willis and that ole rear end in a top hat Adolph.
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Jan 12, 2020 20:00
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i don't, i knew i was playing with fire when i posted it B-)
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Jan 12, 2020 22:07
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suckin missingno's dick
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Jan 14, 2020 09:19
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pokeballs deep
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Jan 14, 2020 09:20
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Yinlock posted:a guy who bought a katana on ebay and is desperately trying to find an excuse to use it goon project: byob invades TFR, gets them to chill out crimes |
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Jan 15, 2020 02:39
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but i dont know any tommies 
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Jan 15, 2020 03:45
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i asked a question about an encounter i had some time ago and learned a valuable lesson, that gun owners will absolutely make toys out of their weapons at the slightest prompting.
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Jan 15, 2020 05:53
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trailer park boys takes place in the Ed, Edd, & Eddy Cinematic Universe.
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Jan 17, 2020 04:48
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i think it'd be funny if we had a contest where a bunch of us posted photos of us chilling and then TCC did the same and we had some kind of scientific method (AI analysis, geiger counting) to decide whompst had posted the more chill of photograph. what does other people think about that crimes |
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Jan 18, 2020 04:18
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the weed and psych threads are wholesome. i think it would be an opportunity for them to engage in some lighthearted banter.
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Jan 18, 2020 04:42
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i just keep thinking about that photo of the dude in the tub with the lines of coke on a vinyl on a tray in front of him, wearing sunglasses and smoking a dart.
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Jan 18, 2020 05:30
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Goons Are Great posted:I mean I could imagine that being fun in general, depends if people are into it, doesn't even have to be a contest, just people chilling together. part of the appeal of the contest is that it's deliberately disharmonious with the idea of chill. like an anti-contest. crimes |
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Jan 18, 2020 06:08
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oh my god, i haven't made a diorama since middle school. that'd be frikkin sweet. the diorama chillorama crimes |
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Jan 22, 2020 15:57
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classic literature but as anime inspired by this mech fight from Gankutsuou, a series inspired by The Count of Monte Cristo. Also acceptable, the entirety of Romeo + Juliet, which is the closest western live action media has ever come to capturing the anime aesthetic. the crime and punishment axe murder scene but the protagonist has a huge axe and the old lady is like a demon made of tiddy. idk i'm tired. crimes |
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Jan 22, 2020 16:22
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Jan 23, 2020 16:44
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where in time is carmen sandiego, but gordon ramsay
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Jan 24, 2020 05:59
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Ecks vs Sever 2: Presidential Debate
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Jan 28, 2020 22:55
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lolling while sipping from an amphorae with a bunch of dudes suckin dicks on it, watching shirtless oiled soldiers murder through their third slave revolt of the week
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Feb 2, 2020 22:21
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getting murdered by a murmillo gladiator who has entangled me with a net, despite that not being one of their standard weapons. "uhhhhh mods?" i scream as i am stabbed with a gladius "mods he's breaking the rules, he's out of spec. instruct the judges to disreguard these stabbings."
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Feb 2, 2020 22:23
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making the j/o motion as an agent of the Time Police ends my reign of terror with a steel weapon, despite this CLEARLY being the bronze age
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Feb 3, 2020 04:18
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Cubone posted:getting tested for sex positivity amazing crimes |
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Feb 15, 2020 05:26
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google THIS posted:Figuring out gender neutral forms for things like "mang" and "bruh" pal compatriot gamgee true buckaroo home skillet bacchus crimes |
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Apr 6, 2020 16:44
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most people think it means something akin to holy war but it's actually closer to struggle, as in, "one who struggles with their anime." that is the true fyhad. half a giant stone dong emerging from the desert, scrawled over in a babble of tongues is the phrase THIS IS NOT A PLAPE OF HONOR crimes |
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Oct 21, 2020 03:43
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two hula-hoops on thighs
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Oct 21, 2020 05:44
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thread title: ATTENTION, I'M LEAVING body of post: this pie on the windowsill. please don't let passing children stick their thumbs in it. but i post it in GBS, where my enemies reign supreme crimes |
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Oct 30, 2020 21:57
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Finger Prince posted:A hide and seek app called GoFindMe where you post clues about your location and people look for you. Advanced Geocaching crimes |
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turning into ultraman or other tokusetsu heroes to accomplish mundane tasks. ironing clothes with my elbow lazers, turning huge in order to make a phone call, etc
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