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He wasn't sure when it had happened, but he realized it had been months, maybe years? And he hadn't heard anything about the man in quite some time. He asked his fiancee, who stared at him coldly and said, 'not this again. No one knows who that is' - yet, he didn't remember ever bringing it up before. A quick trip to Wikipedia showed him something was very wrong. No record anywhere. Nothing. He had to set out. Find NWA. Snoop. Eminem. Trace the roots of Death Row Records. At some point, the world forgot about the good doctor... but was this even the same world? Did his doppelganger escape into a world - his world - where they had not forgotten?

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like the babadook, but it's a wifi enabled smart appliance that costs hundreds of dollars

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The latest hero from Marvel's new world event, Marvel Legacy: Daniel Hell

Daniel Hell grew up... in Hell. His mother was Martha Ryder née Hell - that's right, Ghost Rider is his half brother. Daniel Hell doesn't cruise the streets looking for wrongdoers and subjecting them to brutal justice. Daniel Hell is a pacifist and doesn't approve of vigilantism, and believes positive social change can do far more than subjecting criminals to Judgement Stares. Daniel Hell is a middle school history teacher (and volleyball coach). Daniel Hell really does not enjoy Thanksgiving. Daniel Hell really hates having political conversations with his step-dad (Satan).

Daniel Hell drives a 1994 Volvo 940 station wagon. Daniel Hell's volvo does shoot fire from the exhaust and the hood at times just like his brother. Unlike his brother's vehicle, Daniel's car is NOT self healing - It takes ages to get to school just dealing with the overheating. Daniel Hell's car is in the shop a lot.

Yes, Daniel Hell's head does occasionally do that thing where it turns into skull in a pillar of flame. You know what it is? It's a great way to set off fire alarms and get soot everywhere, and no, he's not going to do it for the class. Open your books to Pg 131. Time to learn about the Battle of Hastings... this summer, volume 1, 12 issues.

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Superman, but black.

Superman: "It was tough, but I saved everyone from the crashing plane, the children from the burning bus, and foiled Lex Luthor's plans at the same time, citizens."

Onlooker: *suspiciously* "Where's your kryptonian birth certificate!!"

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Dungeon Ecology posted:

steampunk hamlet

SCENE I.
Steam Elsinore. A steam platform before the gear castle.
FRANCISCO at his steam post. Enter to him STEAM BERNARDO.

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