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for fucks sake

Charles II walks into a bar.

"Why the long face?"

"Actually it is the result of six generations of inbreeding."

The barman cocks his head to one side: he couldn't make out anything Charles has said. Charles' tongue is too big for his mouth as a result of genetic defects. Also he is mentally retarded.

# ¿ May 8, 2017 20:13

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:47

for fucks sake

Prurient Squid posted:

The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit go in for family therapy.

Hi dad, it's me, you.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 21:24

for fucks sake

A workout routine called "Exercism" where one of the benefits is casting out the demons inhabiting your body.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 17:45

for fucks sake

Make sure you've prepared for the session by drinking two liters of pea soup.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 18:57

for fucks sake

A patient arrives at the Swedish hospital with a bee sting and worrying swelling around their neck. The nurse takes a measurement of their neck so they can check if it's getting better or worse, but she accidentally reads off the inches side of the tape measure.

The doctor says: "Anna, felaktig tjock!"

Phonetically - Anna-felaktig-shock, translated - "Anna, incorrectly thick!"

# ¿ Jun 28, 2022 13:54

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