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The Weeknd's accountant brother The Weekdy
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like the babadook, but it's a wifi enabled smart appliance that costs hundreds of dollars
like It Follows but it's IT Follows
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sane clown posse
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a pyramid but instead of hieroglyphs there's emojis
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It's a normal workplace but the boss is a cat who won't answer any questions so it's very frustrating to work there.
CEO but it's Cat Executive Officer
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i replaced my dick w one of those lightning orbs they have at spencers
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wario batali
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the lost second verse to frasier's tossed salad and scrambled eggs song
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im going to surgically replace my left tity w my right titty and vice versa
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A confusing home pregnancy test, that instead of giving a positive or negative, gives a school style letter grade.
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missy elliott smith
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Panic! At The Country and Western Bar & Grille
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Panic! At The Discovery Zone
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Help! My dick is stuck in the VCR, and no, I will not explain why.
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Cherry Poppin Deities
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my weekend? it got a bit crazy. you remember that old toy the slip 'n' slide? to cut a long story short, i have a yeast infection
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and they say that a hero's a sandwich
bread layered with veggies, cheese and meat
no hoagie or sub but a hero's a sandwich
watch as I sit here and eat
I'm not too good at song parodies but I do love trying to sharpen my skills here at the yob
there goes my hero
watch it as it toasts
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n/m
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Dressing buisiness casual to my job as a clown at the circus is how I got fired.
clown car carpool
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don pardo from snl reading the results of your std test
"ladies and gentlemen, gonnorhea"
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"oh my god, what is that man doing to his anus?" but read with varying emphases like "these pretzels are making me thirsty"
(longingly) oh my god, what is that man doing to his anus
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handjob? I thought you wanted a hamjob
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These last couple pages have been consistently good
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overheard in the teachers lounge at Wayside School
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I may be a simple country lawyer, but I know this: God put us here to love one another not to hate; a person needs clean air, fresh water, and exercise to live well; a life of greed is a great misery for you and all around you; and pears are sinful because they look like a titty.
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jim davis is paid by the us government to support the lasagna industry
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idk if I posted this one already or not but:
caveman black mirror
critically acclaimed series about our dependence on technology like “fire” and “the wheel”
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bored kid in a high fantasy world, sitting in class, doodling a picture of a businessman totally crushing his presentation to the board on the back of a notebook.
after class he and his friends d&d as actuaries and IT guys
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Where does the singer from bare naked ladies keep his small round crackers
its bin
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Eating dirt to own the idiots who think "farms" are a real thing
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Academy Award Nominee The Boss Baby
Academy Award Winner Suicide Squad
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Questionable Gifts
A mug saying "bored and horny"
A toilet bowl brush
fifteen thousand malted milk balls (loose)
piss
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A cookbook for the chronically depressed with entries like "This is edible" and "Crying pasta."
a sensible breakfast, an entire hyvee sheet cake for lunch, and sleep for dinner
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I cannot lie and I like big butts,
falsehood is like a punch to my gut,
and when a girl walks in with tenacity and penchant for mendacity I get sad
and sometimes mad ‘cause I notice that I’ve been had
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surreal estate agent
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