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the sides at war are people who control the tanks practically with no regard to the music vs purists mad that their opposition's combat isn't co-ordinated to dually function as a piano battle and literal battle in tandem
I'm really picturing anthropomorphic pianos. way to big to fit in the tank so just kinda hanging out in the copula working the treads and the turret with its piano legs
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May 10, 2024 03:41
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the b52 live crew
I'm like a freak in heat
a dog without warning
so hurry up and bring
your jukebox money
ain't nothin' but a rock lobster
not rock not rock rock lobster
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Apr 6, 2024 00:17
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samus aran getting turned down for a barista job at starbucks
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Apr 6, 2024 02:33
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on caladan it was air and sea power. on arrakis it's turtle power
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Apr 6, 2024 22:07
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a fan fiction wherein elon musk teams up with dr. robotnic to save planet möbius from unionization
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Apr 8, 2024 01:05
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*panning shot of an interior of a painfully modern apartment, clean with a huge t.v., plugged into that t.v. is a playstation 5 with no games. sitting on a couch is a sad looking man, controller in hand staring at a blank t.v.. presently his phone rings. it's work they need him to come in. it's o.k. he wasn't doing anything anyway*
*abrupt cut to a sunny afternoon in a park where a bunch of friends are hanging out, laughing, drinking beer, possibly playing softball or volleyball or hackeysack*
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success, not even once
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Apr 8, 2024 20:24
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a training montage. we see the athlete from the shoulders up. he cracks a raw egg in his mouth. he then pours a teaspoon of oil in his mouth. he then pours a box of brownie mix in his mouth. the camera pans down and we realize the athlete is training to get fat
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Apr 9, 2024 05:02
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editing batman 2 so that catwoman is replaced by sean young in her homemade catwoman outfit
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Apr 12, 2024 04:53
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Jesus returned years ago. He has a niche ASMR carpentry YouTube channel with 250k subscribers, in which he uses ancient bronze tools to create items like they would have used 1000s of years ago. He doesn't speak much, but ends his videos with a wholesome message about loving your neighbor and praying for peace.
primative technology captions all throughout but they aren't explaining or describing jesus' carpentry work, they are explaining propriety in relations to other people, god and yourself
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Apr 15, 2024 17:04
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dude goes down to the used car lot and gets a good deal on a pope mobile only to find out that the transubstantiation is going out and the friars are bald
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Apr 15, 2024 22:01
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the dude at the sex club who's naked except for a chain wallet
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Apr 16, 2024 22:10
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Add "tactical" to things to make them stupider. Tactical wallet. Tactical tank. Tactical breast milk.
stop looking through my aliexpress search history
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Apr 17, 2024 06:40
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the bro hood of crypto scouring the wastes for gpus that they may use their a.i. to mine mickey's malt liquor cap limericks and rebuses
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Apr 17, 2024 20:20
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lesser known fallout factions
the followers of lou. consists only of rob, next week it's lou's turn to be a follower of rob. activities mostly consist of debating the paradox of whether lou can be a follower of lou or rob can be a follower of rob and subsequently whether, on the wasteland census, they should be putting a 1 or a 2 for the membership
... . no one knows much about ... or if they do they aren't saying. it's hard to inquire about something that's named ... so it's turned out to be the perfect name for a secret society. perhaps too perfect
the brotherhood of steel reserve. short lived faction formed immediately after the bombs drop. it was founded along one principle, drinking yourself to oblivion to ignore the mounting horrors around yourself. its last member died a year and a half after nuclear armageddon succumbing to radiation poising. all the other members likewise died of nonalchohol related causes
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Apr 17, 2024 22:20
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john muad'dib flanked by stilgarfield and odie halleck, though their hooks be worn and cliched, raise their hooks that they may ride the punch line maker
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Apr 20, 2024 20:19
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using your post count to attract mates at the county fair
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Apr 28, 2024 00:51
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sonic 3 and sonic and knuckles were sega's use your illusions 1 and 2
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Apr 28, 2024 23:37
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pleasantly surprised to find that your apartment in hell has a sega genesis plugged into the t.v.. until you see that the stack of games are all amiga ports
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May 6, 2024 01:15
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Going through your goth phase but what you mean by that is the technique of incorporating empty space into the structure as in gothic revival style and actually your body takes on the infinitely porous form of a menger sponge?
mishearing and cutting off an ear to fit in with your peer group
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May 6, 2024 01:17
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a mexican/greek fusion place that serves hecate
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May 6, 2024 04:24
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old ladies at the sporting goods store buying pads and helmets in anticipation of the contact bridge season starting up again
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May 7, 2024 00:27
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manny's burgerarium: touted as having the best fries in town because manny personally samples every single fry served for quality and consistency. the burgerarium goes belly up 3 months after it opens, not, surprisingly, because people are grossed out by all their fries coming with bite marks, nor because of manny's heart problems being aggravated by salt, oil and potato, but because the strip mall housing the burgerarium was irreparably damaged by meteorites
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May 7, 2024 01:58
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dude gets laid off. he looks through the local community college's vocational programs and finds that all they offer is courses on plasma donation, can collection and recycling, drug dealing and sex work
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May 8, 2024 02:42
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my view of the world flipped on its head as I watched del the funky homosapien sell out while m.c. hammer remained true to the game
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the heads finally reconcile when ones goes into management and keeps scheduling the other one in jobbing matches he doesn't want to fight in. and finally comes the realization that pain caused to one is pain caused to both
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