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A game show where you need to guess if someone is a 'soap bar directly on skin' guy, a 'soap bar on a wash cloth' guy, or a 'body wash on a loofah' guy

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Bonus question: guess how many baths this person takes a year

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FactsAreUseless posted:

A cool church called Papa God's

The unlimited breadsticks brought me back to the church

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SardonicTyrant posted:

A super summersault is where you tumble but also suck your own dick in one motion.

Little known fact: Mark Somer is the inventor of the original and it did include sucking your own dick in the very first version

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Dropping leaflets to the civilians in the area before the strike warning them of the immediate destruction of the area but also about a great deal for photography services for any future events they dont have to be weddings we take kids pics too

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The meth has a crocodile problem

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Hi yes please forward the confirmation email to "saladfreak67@yahoo.com"

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Hello CVS cashier, cant find my phone number? Try my email, its "admin@disney.com." heh yeah thats right.

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running twin turbo tax this year gonna file at 550 HP (that's just the model of computer I have)



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The perfect joke too good for a thread

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"vis a vis" is the new credit card from american express



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hamex card from Boston Market



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https://www.packagingsupplies.com/products/48-x-40-x-48-double-wall-gaylord-bottom

its just so hard to be in a committed relationship with your box nowadays



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google THIS posted:

If you like it then you shoulda put a lid on it



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Doctorate in Divinity guy reviewing a checklist of emergencies he can assist with and growing increasingly depressed.

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quenching your thirst with hot tea



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me to the goaste guy: "get on stage and make it big out there! OH NO"



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He turns tables in the temple

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somehow when reaching into a bowl of mixed nuts I will always pull a cashew out and other stupid magic tricks



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using "whilst" in an email and other tips to make people hate you



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A collection of five star AppStore shovelware reviews



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bad guy posted:

please, it's michael mouse now.

Mickey gets a humanities phd and makes the kids call him Dr. Mouse

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Dr. Mickey the chiropractor

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Thread about the Bugles marketing team trying to sell bugles but also trying to tell people the dangers of putting them on their fingers to avoid lawsuits



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A lot of you may have memories of a simpler time where you could put Buglesİ brand Potato Chips on your fingers like 'claws.' We'd like to remind you that eye injuries are no joke, and we want you to enjoy Buglesİ responsibly. Be hip and hold the tip!



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