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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

"Give me all your wallets."
It's me, the Wallet guy.
I stumble into the 'cat and start roughing you up, gotta get them wallets somehow. As you all fish em out my eyes get bigger and bigger.
"Whoa ok, wow. Thems are some wallets eh."
I sure need those wallets, after all I'm following you to the wallet factory. I'm part of the wallet-funded protection racket. We keep your wallets safe from everything, even you. Sometimes you get a new wallet, that's fine. But once we catch wind you best believe I'll show up in your environmentally-conscious and selfless carpool to collect what's owed. Better have a bill clip ready, cuz if you don't hand over the money sack, I'll lather your leather.

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