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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Alternate X" Adam and Morgan: A version of Adam and Morgan from an alternate universe where (according to "Earth Prime" Morgan) "X-Play turned out ... lame"; instead of being completely cynical and filled with hate, "Alternate X" Adam and Morgan love their fans and do everything they can to make their world a better place (their version of X-Play even won a Peabody Award). It should also be noted that "Alternate X" Adam has long flowing hair, while "Alternate X" Morgan dresses like a soccer mom.

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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Private Ball-Bag: A lowly recruit going through boot camp in the Bulletstorm universe, who giggles when his commanding officer says "Nothing quite like the smell of manmeat in the morning," which earns him a round of gunfire in the rear end (Fire in the Hole)

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dr. Heimlich Betzer: A German "scientist" who (supposedly) holds a PHD in "Suckology", and has written the book Sweet Christ, That Sucked! Basically, he's an expert at telling you how much something sucks

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Plebian Parasite posted:

"Astronaut John Glenn": Supposedly, the former astronaut and US Senator will contact X-Play via telephone during reviews of space-themed video games ... However, the conversations will stray from Glenn's experience in space exploration and devolve into his bizarre sexual fetishes. For example, during Blair Butler's review of Sword of the Stars, the faux-Glenn claimed that he invented such sexual positions as the Reverse Apollo Landing and the Alabama Black Hole (NOTE: During X-Play's review of Star Fox Command, Glenn revealed that his furry nickname is Mousey McCheesepaws).

lol

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Plutonis posted:

I think it's cool of the OP to show he has a phone. Really loving fancy of him, having a phone which not everyone has. Fucktard.

you don't have a phone lol

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Billy the Pokémon fan: An obsessed fan of the Pokémon series of video games, who will take on the alter ego of "Billychu" whenever he is frightened. Billy eventually decides that he needs to "grow up" and abandon such juvenile pleasures ... so he moves on to Yu-Gi-Oh!.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Shirt-No-Eric: see Morgan-San and Adam-San
Shirtless Eric: see Interns

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I need to watch X-Play:



"Solid Snake": An obese parody of the popular Metal Gear Solid character

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
"Cloud Strife": see Cyborg Pirate

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Telly The FCC Standards & Practices Vole: A prudish rodent with a monocle and pimp hat who is always on the lookout for FCC standards violations.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Morgan Webb Bare Midriff


*the soul of matthew the man glows bright*

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Madea Chief: A parody of the character Mable "Madea" Simmons, used in the skit Tyler Perry's Halo Family Reunion, which imagines what it would be like if Mr. Perry created a movie using characters from the Halo universe.
First Appearance: Episode No. 20080118
Performed by: Unknown

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Thumbless Ted: An avid gamer who lost both thumbs in separate incidents at the 1998 E3 event - first, he was going to try out the new game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when another gamer grabbed at the N64 controller and pulled it out of his hand so violently that his right thumb went along with it. Then, as Ted staggered outside, a rabid fanboy was running down the street with a pair of scissors (claiming that he had cut off a lock of Hironobu Sakaguchi's hair) and accidentally snipped off the other thumb. He later dies after entering a stickshift car, not being able to change gears.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

The Cliff Bleszinski 4.0: It was "revealed" during an X-Play comedy skit that the original game designer was gunned down by a gang of vicious cyberpunks over a decade ago, and that the founders of Epic Games decided to rebuild him as a titanium-based cyborg. The model has gone through a series of upgrades over the years (they were not thrilled with the addition of frosted tips), but the latest version - 4.0 - has been described as "near perfect" (although director of production Rod Fergusson does carry around a "kill switch" because he's afraid of getting his arm ripped off).
First Appearance: Episode No. 20111010
Performed by: Cliff Bleszinski

lol

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
DJ Lucent (see: Luke The Intern)

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

the xbox broke the weight lol

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

trying to jack off posted:

they climbed onto another xbox for the drop test

lmao

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
in 2003 goons were drawing diagrams of planes taking off from an xbox in GBS

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mama mia.,..

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Daedric Prince1 year ago
who else wants to get in a time machine and go back to when g4 was still going and also try to change history so g4 will stay around
Reply 16

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TvQA7DDTQ&t=606s

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TvQA7DDTQ&t=2020s

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TvQA7DDTQ&t=2111s

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://synchtu.be/r/Imps

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
during the golden mullet awards: a guy wearing a city name / sports team shirt

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

In Training posted:

Man-Yuna: Also known by the derogatory term "Fat Yuna", this male (and overweight) cosplayer is fashioned after the Final Fantasy character Yuna. He (she?) is probably best known for giving Adam his first on-screen spanking

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
last night wormskull, hormel and rclown and I watched an episode based on the breakfast club and Adam was a cool shooter with detailed maps and drawings of how to kill everyone at school

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
The guy that the jock tortured was named Larry and everyone agreed he deserved it

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
X-Play Simulwatch tonight?

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://synchtu.be/r/Imps happy 4/20 its an xplay simulwatch

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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
stream is up


https://synchtu.be/r/imps

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