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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

this was basically them at the bethesda thing

https://youtu.be/odXFXhHAI-k

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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Dr. Heimlich Betzer: A German "scientist" who (supposedly) holds a PHD in "Suckology", and has written the book Sweet Christ, That Sucked! Basically, he's an expert at telling you how much something sucks; for example, the game Bomberman: Act Zero falls somewhere in between Lady in the Water and the black plague.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

The Cliff Bleszinski 4.0: It was "revealed" during an X-Play comedy skit that the original game designer was gunned down by a gang of vicious cyberpunks over a decade ago, and that the founders of Epic Games decided to rebuild him as a titanium-based cyborg. The model has gone through a series of upgrades over the years (they were not thrilled with the addition of frosted tips), but the latest version - 4.0 - has been described as "near perfect" (although director of production Rod Fergusson does carry around a "kill switch" because he's afraid of getting his arm ripped off).
First Appearance: Episode No. 20111010
Performed by: Cliff Bleszinski

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Drunk Link: X-Play's parody of the hero of the Legend of Zelda series, portrayed as an alcoholic stalker (he must drown his sorrows in liquor because "that dumb bitch Zelda can't stay outta trouble" [1]).

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

The Dubstep Guy: This person harasses two male office workers (Jim and Glen) by taking their everyday mundane activities - ordering pants over the phone, eating lunch, shaking hands - and "improving" them through the use of dubstep.
First Appearance: Episode No. 20121017
Performed by: Dubstep Guy (Unknown), Jim (Unknown), Glen (Unknown)

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Shad Grimgravy

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

The X-Play Prisoners: Two inmates serving jail time for unspecified crimes against humanity. The bigger one is obviously the more dominant and violent of the two, as he gives advice to disgraced Enron executives Jeffrey Skilling and Kenneth Lay on the best games to play in prison, while simultaneously abusing his cellmate (including stabbing him with a shiv fashioned out of a PSP and - apparently - raping him).
First Appearance: Episode No. 6069
Performed by: Guy Branum and Paul Bonanno

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

this is so loving hot

https://youtu.be/ioWnoOjP9IA

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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Black Baby Goku posted:

Daedric Prince1 year ago
who else wants to get in a time machine and go back to when g4 was still going and also try to change history so g4 will stay around
Reply 16

Yes

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