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Hey, hotshots, I found a restaurant that actually serves the legendary "size".
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Barudak posted:How was it? Did you feel you had the energy to go out and fight a bear? I can definitely say it was the best size I've ever tasted.
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Action Jacktion posted:Trucker's Woman. Oh for the days when you could literally stalk and assault a woman to get her to like you. It was directed by the same guy who did The Starfighters. His life must've been either really interesting or really dull. Also the guy they say looks like Dr. Giggles really is the guy who played Dr. Giggles (and the villain in Darkman). I've encountered pizza like this.
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Oct 24, 2019 00:16
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I could hear the riffers fine, it was the movie audio that sounded terrible.
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Oct 29, 2019 04:33
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Feeders was simultaneously worse but more watchable than Rollergator.
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Nov 3, 2019 08:19
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It's been years, but Kevin's shout of "My thing!" from The Two Towers is still my all-time favorite riff.
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Nov 24, 2019 12:59
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Just a warning, the latest RiffTrax VOD is missing 20 minutes of its 90 minute running time. That's absurd.
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Dec 7, 2019 17:54
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What in God's name am I watching?
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Dec 28, 2019 08:31
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muscles like this! posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-live-2020-hobgoblins-and-amityville-4-riffed-live?ref=discovery&term=rifftrax Ten hours in and it's already almost fully funded.
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Feb 20, 2020 07:51
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18 minutes have been cut from the latest release.
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Mar 2, 2020 01:29
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muscles like this! posted:The beginning of the latest riff, Lady Mobster, is kind of weird. The head mobster gives a timeline of 15 years and then they make a point of giving the little girl a big scar on her cheek and then when it gets to the "present" it has been 20 years and the scar is gone. I wouldn't be shocked if the explanation was in the twenty minutes or so they cut from the movie before they riffed it.
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Mar 8, 2020 06:27
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By popular demand posted:Some of the books they did make Ready Player One look like goddamn Shakespeare. Armada, for instance.
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Mar 15, 2020 01:32
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muscles like this! posted:The new riff, Ninja Warlord is one of those old Chinese martial arts movies set during the Japanese occupation. So lots of tasteful portrayals of the Japanese, including the very odd choice of instead of having Japanese soldiers wear uniforms they're all dressed in karate gi. And again they've chopped fifteen or so minutes out of the film.
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Mar 22, 2020 00:42
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Quicksilver6 posted:Is that good or bad? It's bad. They aren't even cutting for offensive content, they're just lopping bits out at random as far as I can tell. They started doing that a few years ago and there's no drat reason I can figure out for it in most cases.
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Mar 22, 2020 05:10
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What the gently caress is Lovely But Deadly?
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Mar 28, 2020 03:49
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RandomPauI posted:A movie about how drugs are bad, and how you shouldn't do drugs. And yet it's a movie whose plot and script could only have been written on drugs.
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Mar 28, 2020 04:03
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I'm watching Ghosthouse for the first time in years and I forgot how the first guy to bite it looks like Peter Capaldi and the mortician looks like Jordan Peterson. Also the director is Umberto Lenzi, who believe it or not made some non-inept films. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 7, 2020 |
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Apr 7, 2020 23:39
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muscles like this! posted:Suburban Sasquatch is out now. They cut twenty minutes out. WHY WOULD YOU CUT TWENTY MINUTES FROM THIS KIND OF FILM
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May 2, 2020 06:59
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And apparently 10 minutes were cut out of a 70 minute film. Like, come the gently caress on.
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May 15, 2020 23:52
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Why is "durr you think RiffTrax is a film preservation service" always the reaction? I'm just baffled and annoyed that, for whatever reason, they started taking a hacksaw to their VOD releases when they managed to not do that for a decade or more.
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May 16, 2020 00:05
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There's about 90 seconds cut from Contamination and what got trimmed was literally one of the funnier parts of the film where Colonel Whatsherface stares into the camera and draws out a line for so long the poor woman who dubbed her voice kinda wigged out. There's no way they couldn't have had fun with that. I just don't understand how a team that managed to write riffs for all of motherfucking Rollergator are suddenly having problems writing a whole movie's worth of jokes. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:42 on May 16, 2020 |
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May 16, 2020 05:40
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Canned Panda posted:Some of it is 100% like TVs Ian said, it's the edit of the movie that they get the rights to use. Yeah, that's definitely the case for Ninja Warlord. It's one of approximately 57 different cuts of that movie and the cuts are obviously from being edited for television by Larry Bensky. Wanna know why the film is so slow and jerky for the first minute? The original cut had a paragraph of text in Chinese explaining what was going on (I assume) and to cover it up they slowed down the first scene after that.
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May 16, 2020 05:49
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Another Bill posted:What's that thing we're supposed to repeat to ourselves again? That's MST3K.
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May 16, 2020 05:53
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King Vidiot posted:It's wild that the director of Final Justice and Joysticks directed Uninvited. And Angels' Revenge and Star Games and Dark Future. AND, for those who remember recurring MST3K riffs: Lambada, the Forbidden Dance. AND AND this thing which I have never seen but has an amazing cast: Jack Palance, Martin Landau, Cameron Mitchell, Larry Storch, and of all possible people, David Caruso. Please do this one Rifftrax. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:54 on May 20, 2020 |
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May 20, 2020 22:48
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Canned Panda posted:It goes back in the mouth of the other cat Maybe. The special effects sequences aren't consistent at all.
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May 21, 2020 02:43
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NikkolasKing posted:I guess I don't really know too much about their personal lives but stuff like references to Half-Life or Solid Snake just make me roll my eyes because I am very dubious of their knowledge of video games and their protagonists. Yeah there's nothing worse than stolen gamer valor 
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Jun 6, 2020 09:01
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How dare the RiffTrax dudes present themselves as knowledgeable about something as arcane as video games. They're obviously fake gamer scum. Because, what, normies don't play video games? What the hell point do you think you have?
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Jun 6, 2020 11:03
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Or it's just a reference to a hugely popular song from when some of the riffers were kids that's been played on the radio constantly since then. It was in a Saints Row game for gently caress's sake. Unless 
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Jun 6, 2020 23:43
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I think he did a guest appearance on some thing with him a few years ago.
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Jun 16, 2020 02:46
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Yeah, that's not at all good.
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Jun 16, 2020 03:52
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RandomPauI posted:The only thing I've heard from anyone tired to Rifftrax was the Bill Corbett tweet about how the discussions about what happens now are being done in private. Yeah, there's really not much more to say at this point besides the whole thing sucks.
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I'm really, really glad this godawful situation has been resolved in an apparently positive way for everyone except the bigoted jackasses.Timby posted:He also spent more than a decade living really heavily, drinking and drugging. He's been clean for 30-something years, now, though. Just FYI this is the reason Bill W. got a credit in early seasons of MST3K. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Jun 18, 2020 |
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Jun 18, 2020 04:27
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Frank and Bill have said they believe Mike's apology is sincere. That's honestly good enough for me.
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Jun 18, 2020 06:29
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Breadallelogram posted:It's really wild watching the Audio Mullet and Babylon Bee gang cry over the twitter mob ruining Mike's life. Nobody's really mad at Mike anymore since he apologized, it's YOU everyone dislikes. It's how they rope people in. They They make a big deal about how they're Christian or whatever to attract people who identify as Christian but aren't bigots. Then if those people realize that they've been hanging out with bigoted trash they deliberately don't criticize them, they criticize the people who rightly point out they're bigoted trash to give themselves a false veneer of being just ordinary folks being persecuted. It's a weaponized version of that one Geek Social Fallacy.
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Jun 18, 2020 06:46
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Like there's valid reasons to dislike "cancel culture" (inasmuch as it's even a thing, which it really isn't), but this situation is 100% not an example of it. Mike apologized instead of doubling down so the whole issue is resolved, cancellation not required or even suggested.
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Jun 19, 2020 01:46
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Cheese puffs.
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Jun 23, 2020 05:23
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My cheese puffs!
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Jun 23, 2020 17:57
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Canned Panda posted:Also, I've been talking to one of my contacts at RiffTrax and Troll 2 has been removed. Not much of a loss, Lowtax's delivery loving sucked. Maybe they can redo it with Bill and Kevin in his place.
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Jun 26, 2020 04:54
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Been watching This is Hormal and please rename me to "Plump Red Idaho Beans".
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This was one of those movies that just drowns all Rifftrax's jokes in a sea of mind-numbing dullness. It's not even memorably bad like Rollergator. It's just blah.
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