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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Just saw the brain that wouldn’t die for the first time. “Let’s hurry gang, they’re showing a snuff film at the Rialto!”

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Roller gator is deeply deeply unpleasant. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the hosts wish so much ill upon the characters

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
“Power line drinking game, everybody kill themselves… I mean drink!”

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Something worse than roller gator? I assume it’s some sort of Full length snuff film?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I couldn’t watch people riffing on riffing. Just felt like too much

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Saw dark future. Compared to roller gator it was Fellini.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Spikers was weird fun. SOUP PLANTATION!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The teen canteen series on Tubi is great. It’s clear someone put some effort into making these mix up plots. Sometimes the jokes are adequate but they’re seldom terrible.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Future Force was lazy but great riffs.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Drugs are like that

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The stunts look super painful!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
There is a jaw-dropping amount on Tubi, more than 100 hours I would guess.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
McBain has some awesome stunts and set pieces for a movie where the main character isn’t challenged at all.

Who else is in the game? You can’t do Quiplash without five players right?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Nothing beats the mumbling clown of Christmas circus.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Was it good?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
They are so foreign to normal movies that they’re interesting and you don’t really know how to go.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I thought Santa’s summer house would be horrid, but it tells a very simple story without lingering on anything in particular. It takes balls to cast Santa and Mrs. clause as two normal looking people though.


Also, it does the “Scrooge learns to be good person“ scene with every main character. Sequentially. These are the only good scenes in the movie.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Yeah she was a capable action star in the other movie they riffed. I would struggle to describe Nana as two-dimensional because I don’t know what her traits are besides “nice“ and “gets off on not telling people that her husband is Santa”.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Yeah, it’s definitely on the bad side of trans phobic jokes. Not like on the good side, a spectrum I keep in my head at all times

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
https://twitter.com/slovenlymuse/status/1474139159807737864?s=21

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
https://twitter.com/rifftrax/status/1480959510038528000?s=21

WHY GONE?
"Accidental nudity" and "child nudity" due to a short featuring naked babies ("Oh Boy! Babies!"). Rather than censor it, we've just removed it from rotation. Maybe it will come back in an edited form, but it's unlikely."

Golden Bee fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Jan 11, 2022

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Replica is an hour and seven minutes that could’ve been five.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
They’re going to make their own movie and let everyone else mock it

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I don’t know how anyone could listen to more than a few episodes of that show because they repeatedly don’t understand movies, but I do like the “what is a street fighter?” bit.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
He’s probably the worst action star who got their start because of the mafia and has been credibly accused of human trafficking.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Teamwork is free on the YouTube channel. Don’t watch it alone!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Watched this one before, it’s great.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Lot of fun shorts this year. Sad Ukraine xmas, working in insurance, and shoplifting ‘82.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Bloodwaters of Dr. Z is a truly wretched mystery science episode. Not because of them because the movie is unthinkably recycled and gross. And slooooooow

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Track of the moon beast felt much better for a monster wanders around movie; it had characters, thin ones but still, stakes, and different locations that didn’t look water damaged. Set ups and payoffs… onions, chicken, chili and corn!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Dawgstar posted:

Unforgivable how it rushed the Halloween season, though.

If you don’t forgive them, they can apologize again!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I like how the nerd character is funny one in every eight times, because the jokes are just so primitive I’ve never heard them.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Actor your age (emotional maturity) seems like a short without much going on… And it really doesn’t!

If only it have the emotional nuance have something like shy guy or the positively Pinter-esque “what to do on a date.”

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Dawgstar posted:

I think my personal favorite remains "My Mom Was Never a Teen."
This one has an obvious moral but they clearly spent a lot of time thinking about it, and the production design is great.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

RandomPauI posted:

Tuckers Women

Wasn’t there a lawsuit about this?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Who is Chuck Hamlin? I can’t find anything except a very special thanks on IMDb.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
It’s also a movie mostly about training to make the Olympics, I don’t know if they even do it because they filmed the finale in a random gym

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I saw something called the rifftrax 24 hour riffathon on youtube yesterday around three, but when I looked again at seven it was gone.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

MassRafTer posted:

The better the bad movie the older it looks than it actually is.

The Artist looks ancient.

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
It’s so us Jews feel extra guilty

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