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as I come home from my working man labors to rest my working man feet among my study rustic hardword furniture, I see that my scandalous competitors have advertised their unpreparedness for the gravitas of the position. one whose ticket is red and has been obviously bought and paid for by Big Rye. does depravity know no bounds? im not one to kink shame but no need to flaunt it in public. another fringe crackpot whose strange free market viewpoints claim that lower prices are the goal! what nonsense, if price was all that matters United could ship us like cattle and hangover healthcare would be motrin and water! no, what this position calls for is a dutiful, respected, well qualified candidate. i come with years of experience, and a fully stocked under cabinet of deputies for the minutiae:  special interest lobbiests pursue my favor diligently and can be swayed for the proper motivation.  a panel of experts stands ready as a renowned think tank of mixology  ALL foreign involvement is properly documented, my ties to russia are purely professional and have no conflicts of interests!  your CHOICE is clear citizen!
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Apr 28, 2017 07:29
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M_Gargantua posted:as I come home from my working man labors to rest my working man feet among my study rustic hardword furniture, I see that my scandalous competitors have advertised their unpreparedness for the gravitas of the position. i don't think i have a vote but it would go here
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Apr 28, 2017 07:35
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aw gross kahlua 
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Apr 28, 2017 07:42
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Lastgirl posted:aw gross kahlua may I recommend mixing grind, Irish cream, and coffee for morning respite from mattering?
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M_Gargantua posted:as I come home from my working man labors to rest my working man feet among my study rustic hardword furniture, I see that my scandalous competitors have advertised their unpreparedness for the gravitas of the position. this is legit so sexy the race for this is incredibly tense and electric Linds needs a fan 
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Apr 28, 2017 09:48
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M_Gargantua posted:as I come home from my working man labors to rest my working man feet among my study rustic hardword furniture, I see that my scandalous competitors have advertised their unpreparedness for the gravitas of the position. If that bottle with the red 'F' on it in the second picture is that hazlenut liquor, you should get the job! This dude or riot!! *throws moss* Edit: you do have a lot of baccardi bottles..
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Apr 28, 2017 11:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVqCFckyaRc this is my enduring mental image of bacardi
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Apr 28, 2017 12:03
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:this is legit so sexy wtf!!! the fans u got already aint fukken good enough for you now or somehtin!!!!!
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Apr 28, 2017 14:38
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Thatim posted:If that bottle with the red 'F' on it in the second picture is that hazlenut liquor, you should get the job! yes, frangelico. and 2.5 is a lot?
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Apr 28, 2017 14:39
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that register is a symbol of capitalism 
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Apr 28, 2017 16:45
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M_Gargantua posted:yes, frangelico. and 2.5 is a lot? Dont worry, the frangelico makes up for it. I got your back fam
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Apr 28, 2017 17:43
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quote:nice
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Apr 28, 2017 18:38
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Apr 28, 2017 18:46
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punchymcpunch posted:hey now theres a fair bit of gin there too if u speakin french lol liqueurs have sugars added after distillation 
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Apr 28, 2017 19:34
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buffalo trace bourbon is thr liquor i nominate
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Apr 29, 2017 20:25
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im off to play golf and by golf i mean pack a bong that i cant bing to begin with anyways squizzle is the squizzle of the house now and he is in charge for the weekend *chucks the keys to the manor* keep those liquor/beer/wine submissions coming thanks in advance dont even need a liquor cabinet to be eligible. a bottle will do for our consideration namaste 
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Apr 29, 2017 20:25
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=(^. .^= )~
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Apr 29, 2017 20:27
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I dont have a liquor cabinet. But jf nominated as secretary of liquor, i promise i eill purchase a bottle of liquor of the threads choosing, review it, post pictures and prpvide a rati g on a prriodic basisss as my oen alcoholism and demand warrants if this is not what is actually happening, then i submit my nomination in anyx case, fpr i am drunk at 137pm in the afternoln
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Apr 29, 2017 20:36
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Madame President the Department of Hypernormalization hereby submits forums poster Trump's Baby Hands' in nomination for the CSPAM Presidential Medal of Valor in celebration of oustanding achievement in hypernormalization-awareness. And reminder about the book club read about the collapse of the ussr book get ur book on, my dudes
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Apr 29, 2017 21:34
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Rushi posted:=(^. .^= )~ go smoke a weed mother trumper !!!!!!!!
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Apr 29, 2017 21:51
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loving lol if you drink so little you manage to stock up enough bottles for a liqueur cabinet.
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Apr 29, 2017 22:07
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:loving lol if you drink so little you manage to stock up enough bottles for a liqueur cabinet. i thought they were just rich  et aussi Lastgirl posted:by the way before I get plastered and totally forget i resubmit my application to be asst secretary of sizzurp cuz i make it tha best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcZBn8WzlUA
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Apr 29, 2017 22:30
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This is all fascinating, but when do we find out if I have immunity to go to other forums and tell them we hate them?
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Apr 29, 2017 22:44
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Doomtalker posted:This is all fascinating, but when do we find out if I have immunity to go to other forums and tell them we hate them? 
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Apr 29, 2017 22:45
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:loving lol if you drink so little you manage to stock up enough bottles for a liqueur cabinet. post the empties!
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Apr 29, 2017 22:48
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:loving lol if you drink so little you manage to stock up enough bottles for a liqueur cabinet. i spend a disproportionate amount of my money on food and liquor and entertaining at my house. the bar is probably the nicest thing i own.
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Apr 29, 2017 23:22
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M_Gargantua posted:i spend a disproportionate amount of my money on food and liquor and entertaining at my house. the bar is probably the nicest thing i own. what kind of guests are you entertaining with all that HPNOTIQ, flavored alcopops, creamy stuff, white rum, and fancy vodkas? look, im not saying youre inviting underaged college kids into your home and liquoring them up. i would never say that, that would be extremely unfair. im just saying that you have some very unique tastes
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Apr 29, 2017 23:50
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as true nite crew, I have neither shelf nor space for liquor, because I immediately consume it when I buy it  I'm the Secretary of Liquor shoo-in for sure
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Apr 30, 2017 00:18
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Weeping Wound posted:as true nite crew, I have neither shelf nor space for liquor, because I immediately consume it when I buy it lastgirl said you can just post a bottle of whatever you have on hand and talk about it as an entry go for it, IMO
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Apr 30, 2017 00:21
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im fixin to mix some homemade sizzurp with some honey, bitters, sun drop, a little of some cheap whiskey i got in a drawer and a couple prescriptions of mine involve pros and cons and mix me up a nice tall glass of ssssuurrpp then dependin maybe ill hit the chill spot in the fridge an eat a little square of paper and start thinkin some round thoughs
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Apr 30, 2017 01:21
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:loving lol if you drink so little you manage to stock up enough bottles for a liqueur cabinet. first step is to start makin cocktails, so you need bottles of poo poo that you cant just sit down and chug while crying and posting before you know it you got vermouth, grenadine, creme de cacao, blue curacao, orange cucka cao, some weird poo poo i forgot the name of. also your cooking brandy and cooking vodka. fast forward a couple years and you find a whole bottle of canadian club hidden behind the wall of liqueurs that you forgot you owned
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Apr 30, 2017 02:44
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my first and possibly only act as mansion housesitter prez-alike is to overreach my power and subject to approval by idk whos in the cabinet rn so lets say subject to approval by literally anyone who posts before lastgirl gets back subject to such approval i appoint turdfuzz to the position of forever time veep emeritus, granting him all hootin and hollerin privileges of the office of the vice prez and access to all threads in which the vice prez is welcome, but none of the you know actual vp stuff or cabinet authority outside any other role to which he might be elected, appointed, or otherwise legitimately assume this position would persist across all cspam administrations present and future this appointment would be effective immediately upon approval in the manner indicated ps it also grants him authority as a bishop in the church of england
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Apr 30, 2017 02:46
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Vox Nihili posted:what kind of guests are you entertaining with all that HPNOTIQ, flavored alcopops, creamy stuff, white rum, and fancy vodkas? peeps who've drank enough to enjoy real cocktails without going to a bar and wasting money. for example hypnotiq and triplesec make the base for a hypnotiq martini, which I normally make with gin, and is very delicious. function before form and taste above all. Squizzle posted:this appointment would be effective immediately upon approval in the manner indicated no can't have no silly brexit church making thought ideas in this vicinity. turdfuzz can do better than bishop of failing anglican power structures.
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Apr 30, 2017 08:39
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you know you got problems when you start buyin cocktail onions everyone post ur cocktail garnish stockpiles
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Apr 30, 2017 08:42
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punchymcpunch posted:first step is to start makin cocktails, so you need bottles of poo poo that you cant just sit down and chug while crying and posting :powerrangersthinkingemojiwithexplosions:
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Apr 30, 2017 09:16
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blue curacao rulz orange curacao drulz
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Apr 30, 2017 09:30
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punchymcpunch posted:blue curacao rulz orange curacao drulz cointreau is the orange liqueur par excellence
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Apr 30, 2017 12:41
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:cointreau is the orange liqueur par excellence Sir please, this is america. Pls speak english
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Thatim posted:Sir please, this is america. Pls speak english la francais est vraiment langue officielle des e u , meme a la louisiana  le t est muet 
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