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I'm going to hang and commiserate this picture of Kelley Deal, sister of Kim Deal calling all of Nite Crew out It's kind of a Kelley Deal to have this hung up imo. Sniped 
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aussi quoi de neuf tim il y a longtemps oh yeah what up tim long time no c (im posting this post bilingually as a show of kindness to our cucknadian neighbors a n d a l s o t o c r u s h  o n c e a n d f o r a l l ! ! ! ~
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Lastgirl posted:I'm going to hang and commiserate this picture of Kelley Deal, sister of Kim Deal calling all of Nite Crew out did you forget i invented fake news
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Lastgirl posted:I'm going to hang and commiserate this picture of Kelley Deal, sister of Kim Deal calling all of Nite Crew out free mariana's sister
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this weekends bottling of homemade wisniowka (polish cherry brandy)
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:aussi quoi de neuf tim il y a longtemps Je suis tres bien et j'aime le pain. Thats how far my french goes. But its going fine. What about you? You should teach me to get the good booze
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Thatim posted:Je suis tres bien et j'aime le pain. motherfucker in nc we dont get the good booze we still it
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and i aint mean steal  dont let the revenuers tell ya no differnt alright? i actually gotta go see my main shine guy this afternoon take em supper see about a little money im owed lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5betFZRICVg
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:and i aint mean steal So is your own stuff actually good? I made wine once, it was poo poo
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M_Gargantua posted:this weekends bottling of homemade wisniowka (polish cherry brandy) this is p. chill enjoying a dark & stormy this evening myself 12 oz of ginger beer, 4 shots of myer's dark rum, plenty of ice
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madame president, please consider weed. i don't really know why i want you to consider it, but please, just consider it. it's good.
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piss tapes are real
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:wtf!!! new phone, who 'dis?
Conch Shell Corp posted:That limo had a wife and kids Lastgirl posted:"you're the animals, you're the animals" I insist as I continue to spew vitriolic, divisive and shallow rhetoric
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hi so i got black out drunk and i decided to make my SoS... Chokes McGee also what day is it where am i we can also go ahead and vote on which liquor cabinent we worship the most as part of a clearly meritocratic exercise to finalize the cabinet picks namaste godbless c-spam
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:madame president, please consider weed. 
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Chokes McGee posted:hi I'm still interested in secretary of state but, have you considered a minister of culture That's basically Secretary of Drive Thru even though it is not implied  I have a list I'm posting soon and if you have questions about that, ask Sean Spicer in the pink room
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ok so before i dive into another "golf" session for the weekend and smoke some divots here's the cabinet with some changes for the road ahead, i.e. people who can circlejerk over voting on EOs and succ up and feel super important over make believe poo poo much like today's political climate!  Vice President - Squizzle Secretary of State - Chokes McGee Secretary of Defense - Baloogan Department of Doodling(DoD) - Rushi Secretary of Interior - Al! Attorney General - mormonpartyboat Secretary of Hypernormalization - crazy cloud Secretary of Short Pants - Lindsey O. Graham Secretary of Mattering - Anime was Right Secretary of Drive Thru Orders - PunchyMcPunch Secretary of #wokeness - That DICK! Turdfuzz, Archbishop of Canterbury - Turdfuzz Secretary of Liquor is the last confirmation and I think we should exercise our power to finalize this honorary position with alcohol shilling immunity, anyone who thinks of disagreeing or comparing with their brand gets probated. The submissions were on some rather intimidating liquor cabinets that scared lesser c-spam goblins away or filled them with contempt for all of the alcohol that does not subsist in your body at this given time and instead is in a liquor cabinet you imbecile, you moron~ Runner ups get Deputy Secretary of Wine, and Deputy Secretary of Beer blah blah blah fuckin bureaucracy and finalizing and normalizing blah blah blah *lowers reading glasses Schumerously and clears throat* Finalists are Vox Nihili 2DCat eatenmyeyes M_Gargantua ex-post facho Weeping Wound Sir Tonk Everyone approved on the cabinet list may begin casting their votes for Secretary of Liquor because rules are arbitrary and this formality makes things seem super important Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 17:53 on May 4, 2017 |
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my vote goes to eatenmyeyes
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woohoo im not in the cabinet so i can stay in my bathrobe bannon styleLastgirl posted:That's basically Secretary of Drive Thru even though it is not implied thats how ive interpreted the task, i wont rest until every single poster professes their love for rita repulsa
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punchymcpunch posted:woohoo im not in the cabinet so i can stay in my bathrobe bannon style I fixed it so get out of that bathrobe and get into your brutalist mcdonald's uniform dammit  we have a subforum to pretend to run! Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 17:44 on May 4, 2017 |
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May 4, 2017 17:34
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i vote for voxnihili cos his cupboards look exactly like my cupboards 
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woo sec def! one day ill look into the camera and say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPOFJMlqyIY
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May 4, 2017 17:40
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also the keys for arming the nuclear missiles will also unlock the liquor cabinet
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May 4, 2017 17:42
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Baloogan posted:also the keys for arming the nuclear missiles will also unlock the liquor cabinet why not kill two birds with one stone and make the nuclear football into one of those globe bars
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if i were in charge id make sure the nuclear football briefcase had a tiny minibar
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the loving russian leadership will be drunk when the world ends, why can't we be too?
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you just point on the globe where you want to nuke, open the globe, press the big red button and enjoy yourself a tall glass of room temperature gin
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the lid fell off my globe bar so i guess the earth is gonna split in two
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punchymcpunch posted:the lid fell off my globe bar so i guess the earth is gonna split in two  I vote for that one goon with the insane collection of booze that got posted idk zhir name because of their weak-rear end posting brand but maybe that will get better with the new job title. Or maybe it'll get worse as we misinterpret obvious cries for help from someone with more booze than would be healthy for 10 people to have around, let alone one. Stay safe alcoholism ghost 
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If I'm elected to a cabinet position, I will not only mention C-SPAM at my Senate and House hearings... Not only wear my think_face lapel pin too, not only say peckerwood in both these places... but I will also make an absolute effort to identify myself as secretary of liquor.
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i change my vote to 2dcat cant beat a deal like that
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im gonna keep using it, i just need to remember to lift the lid off carefully instead of throwing it open in a carefree manner which, i now realise, probably wasnt the best approach
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punchymcpunch posted:i change my vote to 2dcat cant beat a deal like that
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If selected I'll procure a (knockoff) maga cap and put it in my grill and pour 151 on it and light it on fire and swig what's left of the 151 and take pics.
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poo poo, I'll do it this weekend even. I offer you instant gratification.
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punchymcpunch posted:i change my vote to 2dcat cant beat a deal like that ok ya gently caress it *spins around in my super important fake desk* i vote 2dcat too
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also i vote for this guy, assuming i get a vote
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Al! posted:my vote goes to 2dcat seconded Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 22:00 on May 4, 2017 |
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a 2dcat is fine
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VOX HAS A RLY good frog cookie jar 2d cat is a cat but i like clear and candy liquors sooo i'm gonna throw one to M_Gargantua because they might let me press the buttons on the register 
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