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Vox Nihili posted:oh HELL yeah Big liquor has bought me, tooth and liver. I present the campaign ad teaser:  Bend the knee now before I break out the heavy stuff and you will be mercifully spared from deadly BAC.
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Vox Nihili posted:i dont see any liquor tho hold your horses. it's lunch time for beer. hard stuff comes when accepting nothing mattering in the evening
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as I come home from my working man labors to rest my working man feet among my study rustic hardword furniture, I see that my scandalous competitors have advertised their unpreparedness for the gravitas of the position. one whose ticket is red and has been obviously bought and paid for by Big Rye. does depravity know no bounds? im not one to kink shame but no need to flaunt it in public. another fringe crackpot whose strange free market viewpoints claim that lower prices are the goal! what nonsense, if price was all that matters United could ship us like cattle and hangover healthcare would be motrin and water! no, what this position calls for is a dutiful, respected, well qualified candidate. i come with years of experience, and a fully stocked under cabinet of deputies for the minutiae:  special interest lobbiests pursue my favor diligently and can be swayed for the proper motivation.  a panel of experts stands ready as a renowned think tank of mixology  ALL foreign involvement is properly documented, my ties to russia are purely professional and have no conflicts of interests!  your CHOICE is clear citizen!
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Lastgirl posted:aw gross kahlua may I recommend mixing grind, Irish cream, and coffee for morning respite from mattering?
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Thatim posted:If that bottle with the red 'F' on it in the second picture is that hazlenut liquor, you should get the job! yes, frangelico. and 2.5 is a lot?
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:loving lol if you drink so little you manage to stock up enough bottles for a liqueur cabinet. i spend a disproportionate amount of my money on food and liquor and entertaining at my house. the bar is probably the nicest thing i own.
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Vox Nihili posted:what kind of guests are you entertaining with all that HPNOTIQ, flavored alcopops, creamy stuff, white rum, and fancy vodkas? peeps who've drank enough to enjoy real cocktails without going to a bar and wasting money. for example hypnotiq and triplesec make the base for a hypnotiq martini, which I normally make with gin, and is very delicious. function before form and taste above all. Squizzle posted:this appointment would be effective immediately upon approval in the manner indicated no can't have no silly brexit church making thought ideas in this vicinity. turdfuzz can do better than bishop of failing anglican power structures.
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Apr 30, 2017 08:39
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this weekends bottling of homemade wisniowka (polish cherry brandy)
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Rushi posted:but i like clear and candy liquors sooo i'm gonna throw one to M_Gargantua because they might let me press the buttons on the register it makes a beautiful chaching sound everytime you put a dollar in your tax revenue going toward antidepresants! social (liquid) medicine!
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May 5, 2017 20:42
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Lastgirl posted:2D Cat wins by 7 votes majority and is Secretary of Liquor, may he bring his best thinking face game for the goblins~ gonna convey grape wisdom upon the masses
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May 9, 2017 05:20
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anime was right posted:as the secretary of mattering, im glad i dont have to do anything since trump got elected pres you have to keep the fire burning for the future. nurture the ember of mattering until its day comes again. granted that ember might also be canned sunshine (bless SS-18 satan may his passage cleanse the earth in fire)
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May 9, 2017 20:36
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anime was right posted:fuckin' jinxed it no. don't. stop. jinxing it
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May 10, 2017 04:40
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Squizzle posted:i preside over all vices so is drinking not a vice? my probation officer needs to know for ~reasons~
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May 14, 2017 18:19
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since that all died down since we were discussing it, i made a liquor thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3820697
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May 17, 2017 02:50
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2DCAT posted:Send me a picture of the whiskey and gin sections of your local liquor store. hendricks! june is a gin month!
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May 23, 2017 03:06
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:lol its a silly emote and shdnt :chaos: be pres pence? chaos is actually mattis you know how in wonder women the real bad guy was hiding in plain sight? like that, but probably a good guy?
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Jun 8, 2017 05:23
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also as a lickspittle undersecretary i dont get big boy votes so aye
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don't worry, we are career deep state, the wine must flow
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